You’ve Got 99 Problems But A Crying Baby Ain’t One – Jay Z Songs Turned Into Lullabies
You know I – thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
Cause I don’t fuckin need ’emTake em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But I don’t fuckin feed ’em
And even though these songs are all instrumental, there is still something a bit off-putting about playing them in a nursery, especially considering how fond are friend Hova is of the word “bitch.” And I’m a Jay Z fan! But I’m also a middle aged women who can analyze lyrical content and not a baby! Plus, does EVERYTHING have to be for babies? I want my rap music all X-rated and violent and misogynistic, I don’t go around demanding that Sesame Street be remade for dumb adults like me. Stupid babies, trying to cop my jams.
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