For some reason, Hallmark can’t always be counted on to come through with a card that says exactly what we’re thinking–at Mother’s Day or any other time of the year. If you’re looking for a Mother’s Day card to say exactly what’s on your mind, look no further.

MOTHER'S DAY(1)We live and learn.

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It’s going to take more than one half-glass of wine and a heart-shaped martini. A lot more.

MOTHER'S DAY(2)The relationship between a mother and her beloved children is a sacred thing, but so is Kraft dinner. Come on, mom.

MOTHER'S DAY(3)There’s never a Hallmark card that says, “I love you but also love the fact that you live on a different continent”, for some reason.