Hayden Panettiere’s Pregnant Bikini Body Is Trending Because The Internet Is Ridiculous

Hayden Panettiere dared to put a bikini on her almost 9-months pregnant frame, and the internet just can not believe that she is so big. Um, this is how an almost nine-months pregnant woman looks, everyone. Simmer down.

The dude bros that write the inane content at TMZ are going crazy. They simply do not understand how a woman gets so large while growing a whole human being. 

The “Nashville” star was hanging poolside in Hawaii this weekend. The proportions of the 5’0″ actress seem out of whack … we’re guessing that’s because her fiance Wladimir Klitschko is a beast … 6’6″ and weighing in at 243 lbs.

Her proportions “seem out of whack?” What the hell are you talking about? This is what a very pregnant woman looks like. Oh, look — here’s another totally separate article about the actress on TMZ, saying almost exactly the same thing. This one is titled, “She’s Gonna Blow!”

Hayden Panettiere and boxing champ Wladimir Klitschko are expecting their first kid … and after seeing her in Hawaii, flaunting a womb the size of Oahu — ya gotta wonder:  Is she going C-section or pushing and praying for dear life?

Well that’s a useful commentary. There’s a video. Of a bunch of dudes speculating about c-sections. I’m not kidding:

Her bikini body is trending on Facebook. Really? You’d think pregnancy was a rare state-of-being. It’s not. She looks amazing, by the way. It’s like everyone believed there was some magical way she could carry a child to term without losing her abs. TMZ isn’t the only one in awe.

 

Her fiance is enormous, but seriously. This is just going to be a normal-sized baby, world. Maybe it will be up there on the percentile chart because of it’s large daddy, but it’s not like it’s going to be two-feet tall and walking out of her womb. Get a grip.

(photos: Twitter)