These #FakeEclipseFacts Will Make You LOL
Unless you’re living under a rock, you’ve heard about the total solar eclipse that will be crossing the United States this morning. You may also have heard some facts, like how this is the first total eclipse to cross the United State in 99 years, or how you should never look directly at the sun without protective glasses. Everyone is talking about the eclipse today because it’s pretty exciting. There are some people who are whining over not having those safe glasses to wear and watch, others are giving tips on how to DIY the viewing party without killing your eyeballs. Social media is all abuzz about it! But have you heard some of these #FakeEclipseFacts? They may not make you smarter, but they will definitely make you laugh.
On both sides. On both sides.
Trump claims there are two sides to every eclipse and it's not fair for the sun to be totally blocked out. #FakeEclipseFacts
— portmanteau jones 🕊🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦💉💉💉💉🌴🏕️🐈⬛ (@SadlyCatless) August 20, 2017
No one throws shade like the moon.
The moon is mad at the earth so that is why its throwing shade #FakeEclipseFacts
— Robyn with a “y” not an “i” (@robyndwoskin) August 20, 2017
Let me know if you try this.
If you look at the eclipse without glasses your eye sight improves by 22%#FakeEclipseFacts
— Jimish (@jimishbathia) August 20, 2017
And now the eclipse is creepy.
https://twitter.com/CricketArt67/status/899315394002919424
I see what you did there.
https://twitter.com/jswilliams1962/status/899315011335725059
Total #FakeEclipseFacts of the heart.
Every time Bonnie Tyler is asked where the eclipse is she says, "Turn Around"#FakeEclipseFacts
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) August 20, 2017
It’s always an eclipse on the dark side.
#FakeEclipseFacts if you play Dark Side of the Moon during the ecplise it totally syncs up. pic.twitter.com/L7qhPTrPYL
— Cab Dunti (@cabdunti) August 20, 2017
So much winning!
https://twitter.com/IGFNC/status/899342898516381696
Al has given us so much.
Solar eclipses didn't exist until Al Gore invented them#FakeEclipseFacts
— Jeff Dwoskin Has A Podcast (@bigmacher) August 20, 2017
#ThanksObama
Trump (before eclipse): "It's Obama's fault the sun went out."
Trump (after): "See? I fixed it!"#FakeEclipseFacts
— BallsOut (@bjcreigh) August 20, 2017
Did you watch the eclipse? Which is your favorite alternative eclipse fact?
Also read:
- This Mom Asked to Reschedule an Eclipse Because Her Kid Has School, and the Internet Can’t Handle It
- What Time Is the Eclipse? Click Here to Find Out
- How to Safely Watch the Solar Eclipse With Your Kids
(Image: iStock / kdshutterman)