Where Are All The Cheerios?

This morning as I was getting ready for work, I stepped on what might plausibly be the 8756th Cheerio I have stepped on since my son was born a little over a year ago. It was located in a spot of my kitchen floor that I had literally just swept clean of Cheerios.

Befuddled by the possibility of the existence of this Cheerio, I decided to enlist the Mommyish department of analytics to help me locate every last Cheerio located in my apartment. What follows is the in-depth analysis that came as a result of their work: