Author Archives: Valerie Williams

Evil Rich Bitch Wants To Know If She Has To Give Halloween Candy To The Poors

Evil Rich Bitch Wants To Know If She Has To Give Halloween Candy To The Poors

Halloween is a time for everyone to have fun. For adults, it could mean binge-eating your kid’s leftover candy, wearing a costume and going to a party or going hog-wild with scary decorations. For little kids, it means mostly one thing- CANDY. I know my kids are chomping at the bit for next Friday to come so they can scurry from one house to the next collecting their treasured sweets. All kids, rich or poor, deserve to know that brand of unbridled joy and excitement. It is literally a rite of childhood and my heart breaks thinking of any child who is denied this experience but apparently, not everyone feels this way. More »

Katy Perry Joins Forces With Overly Concerned Moms To Save Rainbow Chip Frosting, Hilarity Ensues

Katy Perry Joins Forces With Overly Concerned Moms To Save Rainbow Chip Frosting, Hilarity Ensues

Most families have traditions for birthdays and of course, they are something we all look forward to. However, I think most of us are sensible enough to know that certain things won’t last forever and today, I found out that Rainbow Chip frosting was in danger of being one of them. That is, until Betty Crocker listened to Katy Perry, Patron Saint of Rainbow Chip. Before she spoke up, it looked like the frosting might be in peril, despite the desperate pleas of moms everywhere. More »

Michelle Obama Wants To Feed Your Kids This Sad School Lunch

Michelle Obama Wants To Feed Your Kids This Sad School Lunch

I’m sure we all remember what school lunch was like when we were kids. Bountiful mountains of mashed potatoes coated in gravy and shredded turkey. Greasy pizza and a teensy cup of “salad” that was basically shredded lettuce and a bunch of cheese. Chicken patty day (yesss!), taco day and the beloved Breakfast For Lunch. Was it healthful? Definitely not. Were you full afterward if you ate it? Absolutely. Well, I am here to tell you that those days are over in schools where the new Michelle Obama/USDA-mandated school lunch has become the norm. More »

My Kids Try To Make Me Feel Guilty About My Job And Sometimes, It Works

My Kids Try To Make Me Feel Guilty About My Job And Sometimes, It Works

As much as I hate to admit it, sometimes, I let myself fall victim to the very creative and manipulative things my kids say to try to make me feel guilty for working. Most of the time, I am well able to roll my eyes and move on with life, knowing they are seven and five and just being kids. Sometimes, I feel like they are tiny sages speaking an absolute truth that I am too old, lazy or jaded to see on my own. It is a near-daily occurrence that my kids try to make me feel guilty about my job and I am trying to rise above it. More »