Author Archives: Valerie Williams

Bill O’Reilly Needs ‘I’m An A**hole’ Shirt After Saying Black People Need ‘Don’t Get Pregnant At 14′ Shirts

Bill O'Reilly Needs 'I'm An A**hole' Shirt After Saying Black People Need 'Don't Get Pregnant At 14' Shirts

Professional douchebag Bill O’Reilly continues on his never-ending quest to be one of America’s most reviled humans by spewing more of his garbage to Martin Luther King III, the eldest son of Martin Luther King, Jr. O’Reilly has a history of saying things that make normal humans go “uhh….you’re kidding, right?” but this time, he has truly out-done himself. More »

We All Know ‘Keepsake’ Ultrasounds Are Dumb, But The FDA Says They May Be Dangerous Too

We All Know 'Keepsake' Ultrasounds Are Dumb, But The FDA Says They May Be Dangerous Too

These facilities have become quite popular in recent years as has the trend of “prenatal portraits”, a phrase that makes vomit chunks come up. What in the world happened to just waiting until a baby is born? Are we really here as a society? Where we can’t wait another four or five months to start shoving a camera in our baby’s face? More »

Gift This: Perfect Gifts For The Work-At-Home Mom In Your Life

Gift This: Perfect Gifts For The Work-At-Home Mom In Your Life

I became a work-at-home mom only a few months ago and I have quickly come to realize that there are certain things that make my day a little easier. And maybe not even easier, but a little more attractive or fun. I love what I do and there are a number of benefits to my current arrangement but it can be a bit lonely and quiet being by myself all day. Having some tiny luxuries certainly helps to smooth over the few negative aspects of what I do. More »

When Your Formula Kid Is The Healthier One It’s Hard To Believe In Breastfeeding

When Your Formula Kid Is The Healthier One It's Hard To Believe In Breastfeeding

There have been a number of studies done on the benefits of breast-feeding and Lord knows there are many people in a new mother’s life that will extol said benefits ad nauseum in an effort to promote the “breast is best” bandwagon that all the hip kids are jumping on these days. As a new mom, I mostly believed it because this notion is so wide-spread. OF COURSE I would breast-feed because it would make my baby a magical, healthy unicorn that never got sick. More »

10 Kid Cliches That Are Totally Accurate

10 Kid Cliches That Are Totally Accurate

TV sitcoms and anecdotes from fellow parents tell us that we can expect certain things to happen once we have kids. Some of them are not necessarily true but others most certainly are. A cliche is what it is because there is usually a grain of truth to it. One by one, I have learned in my time as a parent that every single one of these kid cliches actually happened. More »