Author Archives: Valerie Williams

Lawyer Wants To Make Malia Obama His Bride By Paying Her Dad In Cows And Sheep‏

Lawyer Wants To Make Malia Obama His Bride By Paying Her Dad In Cows And Sheepâ

In a story that honestly sounds like a sick joke, we have a Kenyan lawyer who has been pining for Malia Obama since the 2008 election when she was only nine years old (hence, the sick part) and wants to make her his wife. In exchange, he is offering President Obama and the First Lady a dowry of several farm animals. Yes, he is serious. No, I cannot even.
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Fraternity Gets A Slap On The Wrist For Keeping Nude Photo Album Of Unconscious Victims‏

Fraternity Gets A Slap On The Wrist For Keeping Nude Photo Album Of Unconscious Victimsâ

Did you wake up today with faith in humanity? If so, I’m sorry to say, I’m about to dash your hopes and dreams. This morning, I was greeted with the news that yet another fraternity that violated women has barely been punished by the college it’s associated with. It’s not a surprise but it is an outrage. Why does this keep happening? More »

Being Overly Protective Of Your Daughter Will Not Help Her Navigate Life As She Grows Up

Being Overly Protective Of Your Daughter Will Not Help Her Navigate Life As She Grows Up

The trope of the dad on the porch with a shotgun when his daughter is on her first date is all over the place and many think this is the ideal way for a father to parent a girl. I can see the sentiment behind it and I’m sure the natural instinct as a dad to protect your daughter is a strong one. However, actually bringing her up that way will do her no favors as she grows up and works her way through life. More »

10 Comments From Josh Duggar’s Supporters That Will Make You Want To Punch Your Screen

10 Comments From Josh Duggar's Supporters That Will Make You Want To Punch Your Screen

Among all of that anger, sadly, are PLENTY of people who will not only continue to support Josh Duggar, but will vehemently defend him and excuse his vile actions because, Jesus. The most upsetting part of those speaking in his favor is how if it were someone who hadn’t found the Lord, they would be stringing them up and shouting their disapproval from the rooftops. The hypocrisy is strong here, my friends. More »

Josh Duggar Resigns From His Job Amid Sexual Abuse Scandal

Josh Duggar Resigns From His Job Amid Sexual Abuse Scandal

I’ve long said that I couldn’t wait for some kind of ridiculous scandal to undo the Duggars. What I’d always envisioned was the kids writing tell-all books about their parents and the brain-washing they were subjected to. Never in my wildest hopes did I want anything bad to happen to any of them and honestly, the news that broke yesterday gutted me on behalf of those affected. More »

If This Happened To Your Kid’s Cake And You Didn’t Laugh, We Can’t Be Friends

If This Happened To Your Kid's Cake And You Didn't Laugh, We Can't Be Friends

Some parents get pretty worked up about their kids’ birthday parties. I would not be one of them, at least not after eight years worth of my kids’ birthdays have beaten me down to a point of only bothering with balloons and a grocery store cake. However, there are plenty of moms and dads out there who would think it a complete disaster if a store made an error on their kid’s birthday cake, even if it were an error as funny as this one. More »

19 Kids And Counting: The Most Notable Moments From Last Night’s Interview Episode

19 Kids And Counting: The Most Notable Moments From Last Night's Interview Episode

Good morning, Duggar fans! Last night’s episode was not a regular one with a manufactured TLC plot line complete with made-up drama. Instead, we were treated to NBC’s Erica Hill lobbing total softball questions to every Duggar, sunshine and rainbows everywhere! It was obvious that Hill was told not to ask them anything remotely controversial but that didn’t stop a few Duggars from spewing stupidity anyway. More »