Author Archives: Maria Guido

Mom From The Blind Side Profiles Black Kids In Her Store, Takes To Facebook To Pat Herself On The Back For It

Mom From The Blind Side Profiles Black Kids In Her Store, Takes To Facebook To Pat Herself On The Back For It

Okay, so let’s recap. Her racist friend looks at two black kids and assumes because of the color of their skin, they must be “up to no good.” Tuohy goes up to them, invades their space, sits next to them, and accuses them of having something to confess to. They were simply texting their friends, as teenagers do. She then looks at their phones. Huh? More »

War On Christmas Week: 10 Soldiers Fighting The War On Christmas On Twitter

War On Christmas Week: 10 Soldiers Fighting The War On Christmas On Twitter

The baby Jesus’ birthday is coming you guys. Stop saying “Happy Holidays!” Why be inclusive of all faiths and cultures that celebrate this time of year when we can throw a giant fit about everyone forgetting to wish Jesus a happy birthday? We should just stop calling it Christmas all together and just call it “Jesus’ Birthday” to clear up any confusion about where are attention should be focused. More »

Circumcising Your Child Because You Think An Intact Penis ‘Looks Funny’ Is Absurd

Circumcising Your Child Because You Think An Intact Penis 'Looks Funny' Is Absurd

Parents make choices for their children all the time, and parents of boys have one extra one to ponder: whether or not to have him circumcised. It’s up to parents to make the best choice for their family, but I always find it odd when the reason for opting to do it is purely cosmetic. You’d be hard-pressed to find a story about choosing to circumcise a child (apart from religious reasons, of course) that doesn’t involve some mention of how an uncircumcised penis looks. More »

It’s About Time Someone Pointed Out What A Racket Prenatal Tests Can Be

It's About Time Someone Pointed Out What A Racket Prenatal Tests Can Be

The Boston Globe ran a story this week about the overselling of prenatal tests and the troubling outcome this is having for women. A range of these new tests have not been FDA approved and many doctors don’t even understand how to interpret the results. These revelations make the experience I had with the shit-show that is “advanced maternal age prenatal testing” make more sense. More »

Hysterical Mom Plans ‘Sex Contracts’ So Her Precious Sons Can Avoid Rape Accusations

Hysterical Mom Plans 'Sex Contracts' So Her Precious Sons Can Avoid Rape Accusations

Since rumors of the validity of the accusations in the Rolling Stone piece about the alleged gang rape that happened at a UVA fraternity house surfaced, those who think fallacious accusations are just as big a problem as rape itself are crawling out of the woodwork. Most of them are Men’s Rights Advocates, of course — but some are just plain, old, hysterical mothers of sons. More »