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LeAnn Rimes Loves Being A ‘Bonus-Mom’ Almost As Much As She Loves Rubbing It In Brandi Glanville’s Face

LeAnn Rimes Loves Being A 'Bonus-Mom' Almost As Much As She Loves Rubbing It In Brandi Glanville's Face

I don’t know how I missed the Mother’s Day fiasco that transcribed between LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville. I’m usually all over this kind of crap. Apparently, Rimes sent Glanville some flowers on Mother’s Day. Because that’s what you do after you take up with someone’s husband and destroy their family – send them flowers. Ew. More »

Hey Kids! If You’re A ‘So-So’ Student, Skip School And Become A Plumber

Hey Kids! If You're A 'So-So' Student, Skip School And Become A Plumber

Mayor Bloomberg gave some advice to students on his radio show on Friday: if you’re not that great at academia, skip it and learn a vocation. He may have a point, but it’s a little hard to take seriously. He’s a billionaire. There is such a financial disconnect between him and the average student struggling how to figure out how to afford college and make a living without being bankrupted by loans. More »

We All Knew Farrah Abraham Wasn’t Pregnant, But Boy Is She Relieved

We All Knew Farrah Abraham Wasn't Pregnant, But Boy Is She Relieved

The amateur/ professional/ personal sex tape/ professionally-funded porno she made with adult film star James Deen apparently didn’t garner her the attention she craved. Farrah Abraham, of MTV’s Teen Mom fame (I can’t believe this is actually a show that brings people fame) purchased a pregnancy test on a conveniently photographed outing to her local Rite Aid. More »

Smelly Adults Are More Annoying Than Crying Babies And I Could’ve Told You That

Smelly Adults Are More Annoying Than Crying Babies And I Could've Told You That

Babies are not the only annoying people on planes. I have been very vocal about my stance on that. Mostly because I resent the dread that I feel before boarding a plane – hoping that my usually well-behaved toddler won’t go all Exorcist on everyone and make my flight a living hell. There is nothing worse than enduring a miserable toddler, and a plane full of passive-aggressive, judge-y looks from people who think you should be grounded after you procreate. More »

Kim Kardashian Plans To Take Baby On Tour With Kanye In A Few Months Because She Has No Idea How Hard It Is To Parent A Newborn

Kim Kardashian Plans To Take Baby On Tour With Kanye In A Few Months Because She Has No Idea How Hard It Is To Parent A Newborn

When pregnant friends who haven’t had kids yet tell me about their grandiose plans after baby is born, I usually just smile and nod and say something along the lines of, That sounds great! Why rain on their parade? They’ll learn on their own after baby is born that it’s never business as usual. So Kim Kardashian plans to take her three-month-old on tour with Kanye West? That sounds great! More »