Author Archives: Meghan Keane

Do I Smell Like Puke Right Now?

Do I Smell Like Puke Right Now?

Last night my son puked on me for the first time. He’s eight months old and he’s puked before, but miraculously on the floor or only partially on my husband or me. Last night, as I was lying him down to breastfeed, he nuzzled in my chest and unfurled an unholy amount of puke directly into my chest. More »

Do Not Register At ‘Buy Buy Baby’ Because It’s A Total Nightmare

Do Not Register At 'Buy Buy Baby' Because It's A Total Nightmare

But shopping as a parent there has been nightmare fuel. They look at pregnant ladies like wounded prey waiting to be devoured. After I caught my breath that first time in, I walked about five feet before being attacked by an employee who started spewing facts about useless products to me. Each department is guarded by some “expert” who would just love to tell you useless information about every product in their department that you need. More »

15 Things I Do During Baby Naps Instead Of Exercising

15 Things I Do During Baby Naps Instead Of Exercising

Before I had a baby, I had all sorts of ideas for what I would do with my free time. Baby’s sleep all the time, right? I was set to get my home in order, start a side business, and finally finish my wedding album during my maternity leave. Ha!

None of that happened. But my baby is now 7 months, and I thought I would for sure be back in the swing of exercising by now. More »

Paying $15 For A Highchair Temporarily Made Me Feel Like A Bad Mom

Paying $15 For A Highchair Temporarily Made Me Feel Like A Bad Mom

So when I started looking for highchairs, I did my monthly Google dance, where I search for ALL the items that exist in the world for a situation and looked at that pretty Stokke high chair and tried to figure out if it would fit in my teeny apartment. And then I glanced at Ikea and scoffed in the general direction of their high chairs. HA. What kind of parent buys their kid a deathtrap from Ikea for $25? More »

Evening Feeding: Kellie Pickler’s Not Having Kids Any Time Soon

Evening Feeding: Kellie Pickler's Not Having Kids Any Time Soon

Former American Idol star Kellie Pickler isn’t going to have babies just because that’s what all her friends are doing. (People)

In northern Spain, a guy dressed like a devil jumps over babies to ward off the evil spirit. At least Evel Knievel did it with inanimate objects. (Daily Mail)

Not only will too much TV rot their brains, but it turns out TV watching also screws up kids’ sleep patterns. (GoodyBlog)

The way you design your home can help you avoid arguments. (ShelterPop)

Dominique Strauss-Kahn had lunch with his daughter after he alleged attacked a maid in his hotel. But will his demeanor during lunch affect the case? (Double X)

Do men inherit their cheating ways from their dads? (TheFrisky)

Even Mrs. Brady Makes Bad Decisions. Like Getting Crabs From The Mayor.

Even Mrs. Brady Makes Bad Decisions. Like Getting Crabs From The Mayor.

Plenty of moms make bad decisions every day. But in case you’re needing a moment of relief from your own personal bad moves today, Florence Henderson is here to give you a little relief. The actress best known for playing Mrs. Brady in the 1970s has a new autobiography (out in September) where she dishes about some of her more outrageous behavior over the years. The item everyone’s picking up on today? A one night stand she had with then New York City mayor John Lindsay that left her with crabs.

Thanks for that mental picture Florence! More »

Morning Feeding: Botox mom Kerry Campbell is taking parenting classes

Morning Feeding: Botox mom Kerry Campbell is taking parenting classes

Botox mom Kerry Campbell is taking parenting classes. Isn’t it a little late for that?(HuffPo)

This Canadian mom has a parenting secret: she lets her kids sleep in her bed. (Globe and Mail)

If more than half of toddlers are minorities now, is the US government going to have to start granting majority rights to them when they’re older? (Freep)

Ugh. Virginia 5th grade teacher Todd Levy has been accused of having a “Skype affair” with a girl under 18. (CBS)

Do you prefer ‘Good Enough’ parenting or perfect parenting? (WashPost) More »