Author Archives: Eve Vawter

New John Legend Video That Celebrates Diversity In Beauty Will Leave You A Sobbing Mess

 New John Legend Video That Celebrates Diversity In Beauty Will Leave You A Sobbing Mess

I hope John Legend finds sobbing women with smeary eye makeup attractive because that’s what this new video for his song You And I (Nobody In The World) results in. let’s break it down, shall we? We have older women, younger women, little girls, women with mastectomies, pregnant women, thinner women, bigger women, a gorgeous little girl getting her ears pierced, weight lifting women, chemotherapy women, broken nose women, going out women, going to work women and the astoundingly gorgeous Laverne Cox taking off her makeup. More »

Awesome Tips For Creating Meals For Your Family From A Mom Who Knows

Awesome Tips For Creating Meals For Your Family From A Mom Who Knows

I’ve been a mom for almost 18 years. Typing that out is so scary! 18 years. That is old enough (well, hopefully not yet) for my oldest human to go have humans of his own. And I can remember the first time I had one of these humans and tried to figure out how to feed them. I went from being on my own and constructing amazing meals from ramen noodles and half a snack sized bag of stale Cheetos to creating food for my people that is nutritious and satisfying. Here are some things I have learned along the way about how to feed a family. More »

Texas Man Films His Wife’s Labor In 95 MPH Car And It’s Beautiful, Natural And Terrifying

Texas Man Films His Wife's Labor In 95 MPH Car And It's Beautiful, Natural And Terrifying

This story has me all sorts of conflicted because I think I would rather have my partner comforting me and reassuring me during labor, you know, rather than filming, but to each their own and I’m sure it will be a very cool thing to show their son one day. I’m just really happy no one filmed any of my labors because – and yes, I know childbirth is a natural, beautiful, awesome thing, I was just a bloody, sobbing, in-pain mess. Plus, my hair looked terrible. More »

LG Electronics Releases Tracking Device For Kids And You’ll Want One

LG Electronics Releases Tracking Device For Kids And You'll Want One

This is hilarious you guys. I need to get one of these for everyone in my home, including all of my kids and my husband. LG has released a new tracking device that sort of looks like a bracelet (There’s a Hello Kitty version!) that lets you track someone’s whereabouts throughout the day on a smartphone or tablet using software in the device with GPS and Wi-Fi. It’s like mircochipping your people without getting it implanted on them! More »

Shocking Video Shows Mom And Humanitarian Angelina Jolie Exploited By Scumbag From Her Past

Shocking Video Shows Mom And Humanitarian Angelina Jolie Exploited By Scumbag From Her Past

Even if the video shows a “strung-out” Jolie it’s hard for me to be scandalized by this. I have done many stupid things in my own life and I think a lot of us look back on our pasts and cringe, and when you look at all of the incredible humanitarian work Jolie does now it just seems so icky to be dredging up something from her past and scattering it all over the media. More »

Six Flags Accident Shows Why I Won’t Go To Any Theme Park Where There Isn’t A Mouse

 Six Flags Accident Shows Why I Won't Go To Any Theme Park Where There Isn't A Mouse

I rationally understand places like this go through all sorts of safety inspections and accidents like this rarely happen, but the idea of taking my kids to one of these places and paying a whole mess of money and standing in long lines in the heat all for the privilege of potentially getting injured is just my exact opposite idea of FAMILY FUN during the summer.
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Free-Rage Parenting Is The Hot New Parenting Style You Need To Try

Free-Rage Parenting Is The Hot New Parenting Style You Need To Try

I like to consider myself a calm parent. I do my best not to yell at my kids and instead speak to them in a quiet, rational voice when they do something that displeases me. I have been practicing this gentle parenting method for many, many years and I have come to this scientific conclusion:

This shit don’t work.

This has led me to develop my brand new hot parenting style you have to try, Free-Rage Parenting™. More »

This Drunk Dudebro Does Not ‘Have The Cops In His Pocket’ Nor Is He A Lawyer

This Drunk Dudebro Does Not 'Have The Cops In His Pocket' Nor Is He A Lawyer

I hate the whole humiliation video trend when it comes to parents shaming their young kids on the Internet, but I’m all about average citizens posting videos of totally ridiculous, drunk and belligerent dudebros online so we can laugh at them. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present you with Gerry Shalam, a 20-year-old New York University student whose father does not own half of Manhattan. and who does not have the police in his pocket, and is not really BFFs with mayor Bill DeBlasio. More »