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Author Archives: Eve Vawter
Oh man, this is what I have to put up with at Mommyish. I wanted to read all your best stuffing recipes and Julia, that sick puppy, was all NO CAN WE MAKE IT ABOUT RECIPES AND ALSO HAVING SEX ON HOLIDAYS? More
I’m really starting to hate pinecone crafts. Now that fall is almost over and winter is fast approaching, we are in the grips of a nationwide pinecone epidemic. Don’t believe me? Put a pinecone on it has replaced put a bird on it and they are everywhere. Look at any second grader with a jar of peanut butter, a bag of bird seed, and one of these tree…droppings.. and you will see what I mean. More
One of the sweetest aspects of this story is if you go to Zoe’s Facebook page and look through her (really adorable) photographs you can see so many of Ruby with Mr. Rabbit, he is in almost every photograph of her, and he was a gift from her grandmother when she was just one day old. More
Which is sort of a perfect juxtaposition when compared to the video for Bound 2. Bob Dylan takes a song that is older than I am, and over 30 years older than my kid is, and still to this day it is effortlessly cool, and just makes Kanye look like he is trying way too hard. Even my kid can agree with that. More
First of all, to our dear Canadian readers, are Ritz crackers something you guys are in short supply of? Because here in Mericuh’, 10 bucks would buy you about three and a half big boxes of Ritz crackers, and maybe we can all start a country wide cracker drive so you guys can stop getting robbed by the totally unfair cracker industry. More
At least 2 of the accounts I reported haven’t been suspended, despite having full blown, sexualised images of obviously young (as in
YOUNG) girls. I am going to link to the Twitter accounts, and I am also going to suggest
that you don’t look unless you absolutely, positively, definitely have to confirm that this is Twitter really not doing their fucking job.
Now, I’m going to assume, I THINK?!?, that this means they wanted the gender of their baby to be a secret? Reddit stop confusing me! More
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Most of us just have average kids. They get decent grades, they are somewhat attractive, they have good days and days where we consider leaving them on the side of the road. On occasion they act in exceptional ways, and they surprise us by how insightful, caring, or funny small humans can be. I’m cool with that, you’re probably cool with that, but do you know who isn’t cool with that? Any parent that you dare suggest that their kid is “average” to. More
What are you all going to be shopping for? Maybe we can all add links and report back and what sorts of bargains we scored on Black Friday. Are you into this, or would you rather just talk about sex, you filthy little minxes. More
Besides the fact that this kid is totally adorable, and I love her little scary face, it’s just so silly. I don’t think this child is “perpetuating extreme violence.” She probably won’t even really remember this, and I doubt this is going to make her grow up to be a knife wielding maniac who goes around killing people.
I know it will be tempting to critique her cooking. Who can blame you? But in the spirit of familial harmony and because we all know how your daughter can be when she is stressed out, I am giving you ten things not to say to her when she hosts her first Thanksgiving dinner. More
There are many reasons you may want to skip preparing a gigantic over eight pound bird in your oven this Thanksgiving. Maybe you are sick of always slaving over a hot stove only to end up with a bird that is dry no matter how much butter you shove in its carcass. Maybe you are hosting your first Thanksgiving and you don’t feel like your Mother-In-Law giving you the side-eye in case your turkey doesn’t come out perfectly. Or maybe last year you tackled preparing the bird yourself and you may or may not have served your toddler meat that was slightly on the pink side. More