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5 Times When You Should Consult A Doctor Instead Of The Internet

5 Times When You Should Consult A Doctor Instead Of The Internet

Recently, we heard of a woman who exercised terribly poor judgment when her son sustained a gunshot wound. Instead of taking the 14-year old immediately to the hospital, his mother instead consulted WebMD’s gunshot wound entries. Over 7 hours later, she finally brought him to a medical center for treatment.

Presumably, this woman was fearful and embarrassed about the accident leading to the shooting, and not just plain evil or stupid? But whether you like or not, there are going to be some times when you should go to the doctor no matter what—all fear, embarrassment, convenience and expense aside.

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Megan Draper’s Miscarriage Confession Really Resonated With Me

Megan Draper’s Miscarriage Confession Really Resonated With Me

That’s a pretty heavy inner conflict to drop on a near-stranger, but clearly Megan is grieving and anxious and not in a good place right now. It brought me back to the way I felt two years ago after my miscarriage.

At the time, I’d been living in Brooklyn and loving it. Life was going along with a few kinks but lots of excitement and potential, and I was fucking psyched about New York City, writing, friends, film projects and all the sorts of things I’m usually excited about. Having children was not the farthest thing from my mind, but it was certainly not on the agenda for another few years, if at all. More »

Kanye Wants To Name His Baby North West, Because Too Many Kids Are Named South East These Days

Kanye Wants To Name His Baby North West, Because Too Many Kids Are Named South East These Days

While we all assumed that Kris Jenner’s kontract with Satan required her to name the spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with some kind of fancy-schmancy K-name, we’re now hearing word that that particular naming rumor may be untrue. While we’re still waiting for Satan’s rep to confirm this statement, we’ll go ahead and assume that he’s given the Kardashian family permission to choose a non-K name. Why? I don’t know. I’m sure the trade-off for that deal will involve some kind of new television series that I don’t even want to think about. Just know it will involve all the Kardashian grandbabies competing on some kind of game show hosted by Ryan Seacrest. More »

The Term ‘Birth Rape’ Hurts Both Moms And Sexual Assault Survivors

The Term ‘Birth Rape’ Hurts Both Moms And Sexual Assault Survivors

Birth rape. It’s the relatively new term used by some to describe awful labor and delivery care where a woman’s personal choices are disregarded. It often involves doctors or midwives shoving fingers or other medical instruments into a woman’s vagina during childbirth without any warning, and sometimes even continuing after the woman screams out in pain or loudly objects. The term has continued to morph and has lately been used to describe cases like Lisa Epsteen’s, whose doctor threatened to call the police and force her to have an emergency c-section because he was worried about the health of her child. The problem is that this new bit of progressive vocabulary hurts both birthing rights activists and sexual assault survivors.
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Not Helping: Study Says Deploying New Moms Into Combat Increases Maternal Depression Risk

Not Helping: Study Says Deploying New Moms Into Combat Increases Maternal Depression Risk

Dear Journal of Women’s Health,

A study in your current issue asks “Is Military Deployment a Risk Factor for Maternal Depression?” Scientific journals are constantly publishing studies that basically just quantify obvious social and physical observations; you can’t be blamed for doing the same (though I’m still mystified by where they get the funding, or why you bother allowing them to publish). But I disappointed that you, of all places, are publishing a blatantly sexist study undermining the ability of women to serve in the military, and women in combat. Who is this helping?
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McDonald’s Happy Meals Now Come With Free Books (And A Side Of Childhood Obesity)

McDonald’s Happy Meals Now Come With Free Books (And A Side Of Childhood Obesity)

Ronald McDonald has been scrutinized for his contribution to childhood obesity; now, he’s taking an even more controversial tack in their bid to get families hooked on McDonalds Happy Meals: books. The fast food giant started distributing children’s books with their happy meals in the UK today, launching a five-week campaign and plan to distribute 15 million books by 2015. On the bright side, this means a lot of kids are getting free books, which are far more beneficial than happy meal toys. But on the not-so-bright side, free books at McDonald’s means more parents who are willing to stuff their kids with unhealthy fast food and soft drinks–ironically, in the name of doing something good for their kids.
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Victoria Jackson Likens Sandy Hook Shooting To Abortion; Gives Mike Huckabee A Run For His Money

Victoria Jackson Likens Sandy Hook Shooting To Abortion; Gives Mike Huckabee A Run For His Money

As details about the Sandy Hook school shooting came out on Friday, a lot of people argued that it wasn’t the time to discuss politics and gun laws. But Victoria Jackson was busy making the argument that killing 20 first-graders is just like abortion. Because (insert sarcastic tone here) that’s almost as helpful and appropriate as Mike Huckabee blaming the massacre on separation of church and state. More »