Ever since we compiled that list of inappropriately sexual Christmas ornaments, we‚Äôve been obsessively looking for more. This post is a big thank you to the freaky artists who realized what people really want in their holiday decor: snowman on snowman action and reindeer spreading their cheeks. More
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Dude, if your rack is sweeter than ever, it might be time to retire your bong. It‚Äôs a bummer, but the whole man-boobs problem might be exacerbated by marijuana. Pot-head man boobs may just be munchie-related weight gain, but if they‚Äôre gynecomastia, they may be a little more sinister.
If you think Christmas is a wholesome holiday, think again. Have you not given the old tune ‚ÄúSanta Claus is Coming to Town‚ÄĚ a good listen? It‚Äôs pretty raunchy. Based on what I‚Äôve seen, all that cookie eating and good cheer seems like a cover up for pussy eating and lots of Christmas spankings. I mean, they make vibrators shaped like candy canes. More
Booze gifts are the best gifts. Is there anything better than a friend coming over with a bottle of wine in hand? No, there isn‚Äôt. If you have a friend or loved one who likes to unwind with the bottle, then you already know what to give them for the holidays.
NBC Atlanta affiliate¬†recently¬†reported¬†that a 3rd grader at Porterdale Elementary School was suspended for two days after getting busted for snorting smarties. You read that right: smarties, the hard stuff. The 9-year-old child was seen crushing up the tart candy and inhaling it like a Bret Easton Ellis character in a downward spiral. The school did what it had to do and taught that kid a lesson. Or the school reacted disproportionately. More
If this post was a movie, it would be rated ‚ÄúR‚ÄĚ for teen sex.
A new study published in the Journal of Sex suggests that teens exhibiting depressive symptoms are more likely to engage in casual sex, but wait, that‚Äôs not all, the study also suggests that the inverse is also true: teens that engage in casual sex are more likely to exhibit depressive symptoms. Lock up your kids everybody; it‚Äôs the only way to keep them from banging their way to mental health problems or depressing themselves into a horny fury. More
Recent findings presented at the American Heart Association‚Äôs Scientific Sessions show that today‚Äôs children have ‚Äúcardiovascular fitness 15 per cent lower than their parents did at the same age‚ÄĚ and take a minute and a half longer to run a mile than children three decades ago. How very shocking. Sike. It‚Äôs not. Children are people after all, surely adults today also have lower cardiovascular fitness and less speedy feet.
Kids today amirite? Not only are they twerking internet deviants who can‚Äôt stop texting naughty selfies to Siri, but they are schtupping¬†without condoms. GASP. According to sources from a¬†Time article¬†titled ‚ÄúWhy Young People Aren‚Äôt Practicing Safe Sex,‚ÄĚ teens are complacent and unafraid of the repercussions of unprotected sex More
When I was in Elementary School, we‚Äôd have little Thanksgiving parties. We‚Äôd dress up in problematic Pilgrim and Native American costumes made from paper bags and eat snack medleys out of plastic gloves. Looking back, that plastic glove snack feels pretty insulting. Thank goodness the internet is here to make festive snacks for kids more adorable, and sometimes easier than ever before. We rounded up 10 Thanksgiving snack ideas for kids that make month old candy corn out in a dentist‚Äôs glove look like, uhh, month old candy corn in a dentist‚Äôs glove.
Mom Accused Of Selling Her Newborn - For The SECOND Time!
Source: The Stir
6 Ways To Burn More Calories When Having Sex
Source: The Frisky
What Will Candace Cameron NEVER Do Onscreen?
An Open Letter To The Parents Of The Girl Who Gave My Kid Lice
Source: The Stir
How To Increase The Unconditional Love For Yourself
The ongoing saga of the ups and downs of Jessica Simpson‚Äôs weight continues. Though all celebrity women have their bodies scrutinized, sometimes it seems like she might somehow experience worse scrutiny than most. Even before she started having kids it was a problem: there was the time she got into crazy shape to play Daisy Duke, the time her dad said weird stuff about her boobs, the time she wore high waisted jeans‚Ä¶it would be impossible to list every moment Jessica Simpson‚Äôs body had in the spotlight for one reason or another. Ever since the tabloid fixture gained an alleged 70 pounds while gestating her daughter, Maxwell Drew, coverage of the star has focused almost explicitly on her body, more specifically on her weight.
A freshly published study suggests that obesity in young girls is causing early onset puberty and making me question if there is a verb form of the word puberty. If so, what is it? Pubert? Pubertize? Pube? Anyway‚Ä¶ More
For people who love lace, ribbons and silk, lingerie is awesome. But what‚Äôs a lady to do when she gets pregnant and none of her unmentionables are still fitting? Why, snag some maternity lingerie, naturally! Now more than ever, there are more options for expecting women to wear throughout their pregnancies, allowing them to feel sexy and comfortable. In fact, a wonderful show took place at Lingerie Fashion Week wherein several pregnant models walked the runway for maternity and nursing wear company You! Lingerie.
Obsessed with the royal baby? Us, too! Well, no, not really; we just want to sit at the popular table. But we know lots and lots of people are, so we would like to shift your attention to the Royal Baby App, alternatively known as 2013‚Ä≤s Most Ridiculous Technological Addition. More
Millions of people suffer from allergies, and many of them are children. While some allergies are fairly harmless, primarily causing a bit of discomfort or a mild rash, there are many kids whose allergies are life-threatening. Should a child fall ill or unconscious when his or her parent is not around, those who are caring for the kid, such as paramedics, need to know what exactly he or she is allergic to. An allergy tattoo does exactly that.