Author Archives: Crushable

Betty White Got A Flash Mob For Her Birthday, And It Was Totally Adorable

Betty White Got A Flash Mob For Her Birthday, And It Was Totally Adorable

Betty White turned 93 years old over the weekend. So if you never need some motivation to take out the trash or balance your checkbook or get up off the couch to find the TV remote, just remember that Betty White is starring on a sitcom and in movies and going on talk shows and accepting awards and being totally hilarious at 93 years old. So suck it up and do your laundry, ya lazy bum. More »

Khloe Kardashian Is Better At Naming Her Camel Toe Than Kim Was At Naming Her Baby

Khloe Kardashian Is Better At Naming Her Camel Toe Than Kim Was At Naming Her Baby

Mere hours ago we got to see Miley Cyrus’ crotch covered in bath bubbles, and now we have yet another unsolicited vagina-related image from Khloe Kardashian. Yesterday she posted an Instagram photo of herself wearing some very tight white pants. She implied that the pants gave her camel toe, which I guess is maybe there if you squint. (Give us a closer photo if you’re gonna make that claim, Khloe. Actually, on second thought, never mind, don’t do that.) More »

The All-Time Best Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Jokes From All Three Years Of Hosting The Golden Globes

The All-Time Best Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Jokes From All Three Years Of Hosting The Golden Globes

If I know one thing to be true in this world, it’s that nothing quite as glorious as Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting the Golden Globes will ever happen ever again. Seriously, year after year they’ve given us monologues that pass perfection and achieve whatever state is better than perfection, where Tina and Amy sit in gold chaise lounge chairs while Benedict Cumberbatch and Eddie Redmayne fan them with overly-large pastel-colored feathers and Colin Firth feeds them red grapes for a polite amount of time. More »