Author Archives: Crushable

Carrie Underwood Welcomes Her First Baby, And The Adorable Name She Chose Will Make You Squeal

Carrie Underwood Welcomes Her First Baby, And The Adorable Name She Chose Will Make You Squeal

It’s an exciting day to be alive, because Carrie Underwood announced the birth of her baby boy, her first with her professional hockey player husband, Mike Fisher. The best part? There was no nurse tweeting out fake baby names, and there’s literally no chance that the baby’s name is Mango(though some aka me would argue that that’s a bit sad). More »

Will Forte Gave An Amazing Toast As One Of His SNL Characters At Seth Meyers’ Wedding

Will Forte Gave An Amazing Toast As One Of His SNL Characters At Seth Meyersâ Wedding

Will Forte reunited with fellow SNL alum Seth Meyers on Late Night last night, and they talked about Seth’s wedding to Alexi Ashe. Sure, the wedding happened a year and a half ago, but just because this conversation isn’t timely doesn’t mean it’s not hilarious. They explain that Willgave a toast at the couple’s rehearsal dinner, but he didn’t do it as himself. He did it as one of his most unsettling(ly hilarious) SNL characters. Don’t worry, they have a clip. More »

Here’s The Photo Of Kim Kardashian Licking Kanye West’s Face That You Were Looking For

Hereâs The Photo Of Kim Kardashian Licking Kanye Westâs Face That You Were Looking For

Sorry, were you not looking for this? I could have sworn I heard you say, “I really want to see a photo of Kim Kardashian licking Kanye West’s face while he appears to be looking down at his phone out of boredom.” Oh I see, you said you really didn’t want to see that. Well, Kim K didn’t get that memo, so she went ahead and posted it on Twitter anyway. More »

Emma Watson Tweets The Best Response Ever To Those Prince Harry Rumors

Emma Watson Tweets The Best Response Ever To Those Prince Harry Rumors

Over the weekend, Emma Watson once again reminded us of exactly why we want her to be our BFF by shooting down those pesky Prince Harry rumors. In case you spent the past few days in a hibernation chamber trying to avoid Oscar madness, Emma and Harry were rumored to be dating. I was personally kind of intrigued by the idea and thought they might make a cute couple. But according to Emma, it simply ain’t true. She tweeted a pretty great response to the situation yesterday. More »

10 Hilarious Lines From Negative Fifty Shades Of Grey Reviews

10 Hilarious Lines From Negative Fifty Shades Of Grey Reviews

The day has finally arrived, my friends. Fifty Shades of Grey is out in movie theaters today. There are few ways today can go for you. If you’re a fan of the books, you’ve probably already seen the movie three times now. If you’re decidedly not a fan, you can grab some friends, have a few drinks and go hate-watch it. Or you can save your money and stay home reading scathing reviews. I’m going with that last option. More »

Jamie Dornan And Jimmy Fallon Reading Fifty Shades In Different Accents Is Probably Better Than The Movie

Jamie Dornan And Jimmy Fallon Reading Fifty Shades In Different Accents Is Probably Better Than The Movie

Fifty Shades of Grey is out this weekend, so it’s time for the publicity tour. Thankfully Jamie Dornan visited The Tonight Show sans Dakota Johnson last night. If they had been together I don’t know if I would have survived the awkward. But since Jamie was by himself and sporting a beard (which he should always be sporting in my opinion because dayum), things were pretty okay. It helps that he and Jimmy played a game called Fifty Accents of Grey that will probably turn out to be way more entertaining than the actual movie. More »

Kanye West Snuck A Kardashian Diss Into His Grammys Rant, What A Great Husband

Kanye West Snuck A Kardashian Diss Into His Grammys Rant, What A Great Husband

By now you’ve probably heard that Kanye West pulled a Kanye on Beck last night at the Grammys, making like he was going to take the mic and then later ranting to E! News at the after party about how Beck should have given his Album of the Year award to Beyonce because “artistry,” etc. etc. However, what you may have missed if you didn’t see his entire appearance on E! is the part where he also managed to insult his own wife and her family. What a guy! More »