Author Archives: Crushable

In An Attempt To Make You Feel Old, Neil Patrick Harris’ Twins Turned 4 This Weekend

In An Attempt To Make You Feel Old, Neil Patrick Harrisâ Twins Turned 4 This Weekend

I have a bone to pick with Gideon and Harper, twin children of Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka. They need to stop growing up. They just keep getting older and older, with absolutely no regard for our feelings. They can’t just be babies one day and then suddenly be able to walk and talk and wear button-down shirts the next. That means time is actually moving, and we’re all getting older, and even though it feels like you were 12 yesterday, you’re an adult now with adult responsibilities, and you are not a celebrity kid with a celebrity life. How dare they do this to us? More »

Ellen’s Viagra Commercial Parody Is The Comedy Gift That Keeps On Giving

Ellenâs Viagra Commercial Parody Is The Comedy Gift That Keeps On Giving

Guys, I’m going to go ahead and declare October 9th, as Ellen DeGeneres Day because homegirl has been on a roll today with the funny. To celebrate, we’ll all wear well-tailored suits with sneakers and dance through the streets like life is a party. Every hour on the hour, we’ll stop and take the nearest precocious child under our gentle wing. And every two hours, we’ll record a very hilarious video, like Ellen’s Viagra commercial parody. More »