It must be a day ending in Y, becauseÂ Kate GosselinÂ just did something to make me shake my head in sympathy for her kids again. (It seems like she has the Monday / Wednesday / Friday / Sunday beat, andÂ Jon GosselinÂ takes the Tuesday / Thursday / Saturday one. Itâs the only part of parenting that they can agree on at this point âÂ being exploitative about it. More
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Let me start out by saying, Iâm sure you have perfectly great parents. Iâm sure theyâre really nice and that they care about you a lot, and that you wouldnât trade them for anything in the world. More
Did I wake up this morning thinking that I would be lucky enoughÂ to cover the Duggar Daughters two days in a row? No. Iâm Jenni Maier, not Jared Letoâs hair. But luck be a lady today because our fave gal pals are back with more misguided advice. And today gets extra touchy because theyâre getting all up in all of our uteri and talking about abortion. And why you should, never ever have one.
Another day,Â anotherÂ Duggar FamilyÂ storyÂ that will make you roll your eyes. The eldest Duggar daughters continue to promote their new tell-all bookÂ Growing up DuggarÂ by sharing insider family secrets about what itâs like to grow up inÂ
a cultÂ big family. Â Or more accurately, what itâs like to grow up in a fundamentalist Christian family that constantly uses religion as an excuse to keep their children chaste. Why?Â Because the only thing scarier than female sexuality is females wearing pants
If I everÂ won an OscarâŠ actually, scratch that.Â WhenÂ I win an Oscar (for sound mixing, obvs), I canât really be sure how Iâd choose to celebrate. Thereâd probably be a lot of nacho cheese involved, and probably some Reeseâs peanut butter cups, but beyond that I donât really know. Thatâs up to my hero ten-years-from-now me to decide. But it looks newly minted Oscar winner likeÂ Matthew McConaugheyÂ has a very clear idea of how he wants to celebrate â by having a baby. More
Last nightÂ Tina FeyÂ went onÂ The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, and I think we can all agree it was about time. I mean,Â Seth MeyersÂ had his former Weekend Update co-anchorÂ Amy PoehlerÂ as a guest on his show first thing. What are you waiting for, Jimmy Fallon? Fortunately Tina made up for her delayed appearance by pulling out one of her best party tricks âÂ imitating her kids. Well, first she mentions Adele Dazeem, because OMG Tina Fey loves Adele Dazeem too you guys, and then she imitates her kids. More
Since big, exciting, fancy-pants events for regular people are limited to proms and weddings, itâs always fun to escape reality and see how celebrities prep for something as monumental as the Oscars. Â Living vicariously through the Instagrammed photos of people getting their hair, makeup, and manicures perfected (all the better toÂ flipÂ Giuliana RancicÂ the birdÂ with, my pretty) can make you feel like youâre a heartbeat away from going to the Oscars yourself. Â (No? Just me? Â Whatever.) More
TheÂ 2014 Academy AwardsÂ are now just mere days away. And as someoneâs who seen almost every single movie nominated (give or take a sound mixing nominee or two), I couldnât be more excited to see it all go down on Sunday night. While I donât want to get too ahead of myself, I am predicting big things forÂ Grown Ups 2. BIG THINGS! I would never tell an actor to prep an acceptance speech early lest he jinxes himself, but Adam Sandler might as well go ahead and do it. More
- Brazilian Student Auctions Off Her Virginity AGAIN
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An Open Letter To The Parents Of The Girl Who Gave My Kid Lice
Source: The Stir
- Apparently This...Can Contribute To Weight Loss
Mom Accused Of Selling Her Newborn - For The SECOND Time!
Source: The Stir
Have you set aside time to feel bad forÂ Robin ThickeÂ yet today? After all, his marriage toÂ Paula PattonÂ is ending, and Iâm sure heâs just as blindsided by the divorce as the rest of us are. But sometimes cheating on your wife after she ruins your marriage by having a baby just happens, yâknow? WHATâS A FELLA TO DO
You know that line in comedy that we try not to cross? Itâs right between âthatâs so funnyâ and âthatâs way too close to homeâ, and if you walk it right, youâre controversial but hilarious and everyone loves it. But if you go over that line for any reason, likeÂ Chelsea HandlerÂ did in aÂ sketch last night, all of a sudden everyoneâs sitting around contemplating the fastest way to set themselves on fire. More
You might want to invest in some garters, becauseÂ Justin BieberÂ simply cannot stop charming the worldâs socks off. You probably thought he couldnât get any more charming, what with all the peeing and the egg-throwing and the peeing and the arrests and the peeing and the strip club visits and the peeing. Did I mention the peeing? I forget. But just so weâre clear, thereâs been peeing. More
The word âhazelâ used to be used as an adjective to describe eye color when neither brown nor green really fit, but from now on, it will be known as a noun used as the name ofÂ John KrasinskiÂ andÂ Emily BluntâsÂ daughter. More