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7 Reasons Draco Malfoy is Actually the Real Hero of Harry Potter

7 Reasons Draco Malfoy is Actually the Real Hero of Harry Potter

Among many amazing things, the Harry Potter series gave us the iconic villain Draco Malfoy – forever setting the standard for eerily blonde creeps. Today just happens to be the birthday of the man who brought him to life onscreen, the irreplaceable Tom Felton, who has no doubt inspired a wave of guys we love to hate. At the very least, we have to acknowledge that without him there’d be no King Joffrey! More »

Ryan Gosling Is ‘Madly In Love’ With His Baby, Jury’s Still Out On Eva Mendes

Ryan Gosling Is âMadly In Loveâ With His Baby, Juryâs Still Out On Eva Mendes

If you’re one of those women whose hopes and dreams were dashed by the news that Eva Mendes gave birth to Ryan Gosling’s baby but were holding out hope that maybe he’d end up hating the baby, realize he was in love with a fan he’d never met, and run off with you, I’m afraid you’re about to be very disappointed. Ryan apparently likes his baby. Actually, he more than likes her. He loves her. Whether he feels the same way about Eva Mendes is still up in the air. More »

Dax Shepard Got The Only Couple Tattoo In History That Won’t Make You Facepalm

Dax Shepard Got The Only Couple Tattoo In History That Wonât Make You Facepalm

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell need to stop being so cute before I explode. Yesterday I watched their new Samsung commercial and could not stop smiling (literally — it became quite uncomfortable), and now I’m seeing these photos of Dax showing off his new tattoo tribute to Kristen at the premiere of his new movie This is Where I Leave You — where he also posed with Kristen adorably. It’s a bell. A bell tattoo. Because Kristen’s last name is Bell. Like a bell. And it’s on his left ring finger. Do you understand just how adorable this is? In case you still don’t, just check out the ink in the close-up below. More »

8 Signs That North West Is Currently Planning Her Escape From Kimye

8 Signs That North West Is Currently Planning Her Escape From Kimye

We’ve been joking for months that North West obviously wants to escape Kimye. In the very first photo we saw of her, she was reaching desperately toward the camera. Since then, she’s sported a sourpuss (aka an “angry Kanye face”) in every photo. You can just see the wheels turning in her brain, seeking out the nearest exits and contemplating the perfect time to run. More »

Kristen Wiig And Ellen Finally Get Around To Singing ‘Let It Go,’ And It’ll Be Your New Favorite Version

Kristen Wiig And Ellen Finally Get Around To Singing âLet It Go,â And Itâll Be Your New Favorite Version

Well guys, I hate to break it to you, but apparently celebrities really aren’t just like us. You know how I know that? Because Kristen Wiig and Ellen DeGeneres have somehow lived the past ten months of their lives without having “Let It Go” stuck in their heads on a loop. In fact, they don’t even know any of the words besides “let it go.” Not even “conceal, don’t feel” or “a kingdom of isolation.” So during Kristen’s appearance on Ellen’s show, they decided to finally emerge from beneath their cozy rocks and sing a rousing rendition of the song — while reading the lyrics, of course. More »

Apparently The ‘Apparently’ Kid Is Famous Enough To Star In A Commercial. Apparently.

Apparently The âApparentlyâ Kid Is Famous Enough To Star In A Commercial. Apparently.

So apparently there’s this kid who always says “apparently” and has gotten so famous for doing so that he’s apparently been named the “Apparently” Kid. He’s apparently gotten so big that he’s now starring in a new Freshpet commercial. Apparently. Aaand I promise that’s the last time in this post that I’ll bombard you with “apparently”s. I’m just fairly certain it’s a law of the Internet that you have to do that when writing a post about Noah Ritter. That’s his name, by the way. More »

Everything Tina Fey Knows About Raising Toddlers, She Learned From Working With Alec Baldwin

Everything Tina Fey Knows About Raising Toddlers, She Learned From Working With Alec Baldwin

There’s nothing in the world more delightful than listening to Tina Fey make fun of her daughters, Alice and Penelope. Well there is one thing, it’s my fantasy where Alice, Penelope and I pull a Britney-Spears-Crossroads and travel the country, just finding ourselves, listening to the sweet sounds of classic bands like LFO, planning a North West rescue mission. You know the usual road trip things. But since that’s still in the fantasy stages, these Tina Fey interviews remain THE BEST. Especially because they come with photos like this one

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Kim Kardashian Is So Indecisive About How Many Kids She Wants That She Changes Her Mind Mid-Interview

Kim Kardashian Is So Indecisive About How Many Kids She Wants That She Changes Her Mind Mid-Interview

Kim Kardashian, who is actually, seriously, professionally, unironically going by Kim Kardashian West now (haha, nope), visited The Ellen DeGeneres Show so she could take a selfie during her ice bucket challenge and also talk to Ellen about her future as a mother. Specifically whether or not she wants to add a little South or East to her brood. Or hey, maybe even a West. I wouldn’t put it past Kimye to claim that West West is like the most adorable name ever. More »

Neil Patrick Harris And David Burtka’s Son Was ‘Orange Boy’ At Their Wedding, And The Explanation Is Adorable

Neil Patrick Harris And David Burtkaâs Son Was âOrange Boyâ At Their Wedding, And The Explanation Is Adorable

Congratulations to Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka, who got married this weekend in Italy after ten years together. Neil shared the above photo of the ceremony on his Twitter account, captioning it, “Yup, we put the ‘n’ and ‘d’ in ‘husband.’” Get it? Because those are their initials? Yeah, you get it. Anyway, when you’re done putting that lovely picture in your celebrity scrapbook and decorating it with heart stickers, please sit down and listen to this adorable story about the roles Neil and David’s kids played in the wedding. More »

Scarlett Johansson Forgets She’s A Celebrity, Dares To Give Her Baby A Normal Name

Scarlett Johansson Forgets Sheâs A Celebrity, Dares To Give Her Baby A Normal Name

Scarlett Johansson took the time yesterday to remind us she was pregnant and engaged by giving birth to her first child with fiance Romain Dauriac, a French former journalist. Thanks for the helpful reminder, Scar! Scarlett gave birth to a baby girl, as her rep confirmed to theAssociated Press, adding that Scarlett and her daughter are both “doing well.” Congratulations to the new parents! More »