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Jessa Duggar And Ben Seewald Are Living Together Before Marriage, The Heathens

Jessa Duggar And Ben Seewald Are Living Together Before Marriage, The Heathens

The newly engaged Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald have yet to become husband and baby maker wife, so this new report about them living together is quite scandalous. That’s right, according to People magazine, Ben has moved to the Duggar family home in Tontitown, Arkansas — the same place Jessa lives. They might as well name the house Temptation Island at this point, am I right or am I right or am I right? [holds up hand for high five and gets no response] More »

The 14 Best Tweets From the #AskHerMore Hashtag, Which Calls Out Sexism On The Red Carpet

The 14 Best Tweets From the #AskHerMore Hashtag, Which Calls Out Sexism On The Red Carpet

Do you ever notice how the red carpet interviews with celebrity women always end up being mostly about fashion or makeup or their kids or how they stay in shape, and very little about the reason they’re on the red carpet in the first place? That reason being that they very likely are nominated for a prestigious award for their talent? Meanwhile, male celebrities get to gloss over the “Who are you wearing?” questions (since oh, they probably don’t know anyway) and actually talk about their careers and accomplishments. I like see what celebs are wearing too, but when there’s that much of a gender imbalance, and asking women about their work is that rare, something’s wrong.

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Chris Pratt Visits A Children’s Hospital As His GOTG Character, Cannot Stop Being Wonderful

Chris Pratt Visits A Childrenâs Hospital As His GOTG Character, Cannot Stop Being Wonderful

If you don’t have a crush on Chris Pratt yet, then you must have been avoiding pop culture completely for the past month or so. That’s really the only explanation. But I’m happy to inform you that you’re about the develop a crush on him in approximately one second. Because Chris recently surprised kids at a children’s hospital by wearing his costume from Guardians of the Galaxy. How’s that crush feeling? Comfortable? More »

When You Realize This Adult Joke Was In Shrek, Your Childhood Will Officially Be Over

When You Realize This Adult Joke Was In Shrek, Your Childhood Will Officially Be Over

One of the best things about more recent animated movies is that the scripts contain jokes that go over the kids’ heads but that their parents can quietly appreciate from the theater seat next to them. And then the kids inevitably watch the movie again years later and finally understand why it was funny — and probably inappropriate. But I still never realized this particular joke was in 2001′s Shrek, which was pointed out yesterday in a Reddit thread asking about things you realized about a movie years later. Warning: Reading this will cause your childhood to die on the spot. More »

When Kids Reenact Dramatic Emmy-Nominated TV Shows, Everybody Wins

When Kids Reenact Dramatic Emmy-Nominated TV Shows, Everybody Wins

The 2014 Emmy Awards will air this upcoming Monday night, so get excited to see the same old shows win. Considering how predictable the nominations have become, I don’t foresee many surprises. But as jaded as I am, there’s simply no way to stay a Grumpy Gus for long when this video of kids reenacting the nominated drama series exists. There are no losers where kids wearing fake mustaches are involved. Absolutely not. More »

Miranda Kerr Thinks Orlando Bloom Is Such A Great Dad, Which Is Why She Has A Nanny Follow Him Around

Miranda Kerr Thinks Orlando Bloom Is Such A Great Dad, Which Is Why She Has A Nanny Follow Him Around

I know we’ve talked before about what a friendly divorce Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have, but this latest quote from Miranda is making that look a little less certain. She talked to The Sunday Times about what parenting their son is like after the split. Apparently Miranda has a nanny follow Orlando around whenever he takes care of Flynn. But it’s not because she doesn’t trust him or anything, you guys! In fact, it’s just the opposite. More »

Why I Can’t Stop Stalking Celebrity Kids, Even Though I Know Better

Why I Canât Stop Stalking Celebrity Kids, Even Though I Know Better

I have a confession to make and I’m going to need for you to promise not to judge me: I am completely invested in the lives of celebrity children. Like really invested. I am a part of the group of people who flock to see new photos of celebrity kids whenever they’re released. I click every article about them that seems to be even the slightest bit interesting. And I positively live for the moments when they fall in Celebrity Child Love with other celebrity children. My name is Olivia and I am a part of group of scoundrels that Anna Kendrick tweeted about that one time. I am the problem. But I totally have reasons for my (non-creepy, I PROMISE) obsession with their lives, and I they they might even be good ones! More »

The New Sexualized Cover Of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Will Make You Angry

The New Sexualized Cover Of Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Will Make You Angry

Do you guys remember the Toddlers and Tiaras character in Roald Dahl‘s classic children’s book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Oh, c’mon, you know the one! She was the prostitot that went galavanting through the candy room, using the candy cane trees as stripper poles. She tried and failed to seduce Charlie and couldn’t convince Willy Wonka to be her pimp. Oh wait, you don’t remember that? THAT’S BECAUSE IT NEVER HAPPENED. More »

An Extreme Guide To The Different Types Of Reality TV Show Moms

An Extreme Guide To The Different Types Of Reality TV Show Moms

Here’s a thing that we here at Crushable have noticed: there’s no such thing as a dad in the world of reality TV (with the exception of dear, dear Sugar Bear on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo). They simply do not exist in important roles whatsoever. Another thing is that the moms who are almost always featured in large roles are out of their freaking minds. But the special thing is that they’re not all the same brand of crazy, which keeps things spicy and interesting, like a good buffalo wing. More »

Olivia Wilde Got Peed On During Her Glamour Shoot, So Let’s Start Diapering These Babies

Olivia Wilde Got Peed On During Her Glamour Shoot, So Letâs Start Diapering These Babies

Yesterday while I was busy doing my happy dance about Olivia Wilde being photographed for Glamour while breastfeeding her adorable son Otis, I also pointed out that I was surprised they didn’t have him in a diaper for the shoot. After all, a diaper-less North West took a whiz on Kanye West during her Vogue shoot, so I guess I was just impressed that Otis had so much more self-control. More »