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Jon Hamm Calling Justin Bieber A ‘Sh*thead’ Is The Sexiest Thing He’s Ever Done

Jon Hamm Calling Justin Bieber A âSh*theadâ Is The Sexiest Thing Heâs Ever Done

Excuse me while I go fan myself on a fainting couch. I’m just extremely attracted to Jon Hamm right now. No, I didn’t just watch an episode of Mad Men or ogle his very visible man parts or even listen to him talk about why those Budweiser puppy commercials make him cry. I just read thisquote from him in the new issue of Men’s Health wherein he totally disses Justin Bieber in the least delicate, least polite way possible. He probably didn’t intend it to be, but it’s the sexiest thing he’s ever said. More »

This ‘How Frozen Should’ve Ended’ Video Calls Out Elsa’s Parents For Being The Worst

This âHow Frozen Shouldâve Endedâ Video Calls Out Elsaâs Parents For Being The Worst

Well guys, I’m embarrassed to say that it’s been weeks since I last wrote about Frozen. After making a solemn vow to you all to never let it go, I’ve gone and let it go. Truth be told, I don’t even know the last time I listened to the soundtrack. Trust me, I know this makes me a monster. I’m not proud of this, it just kinda happened. One day I was listening to the soundtrack every day and then one day I was back to top 40. (And yes, Top 40 is a euphemism for playing One Direction’s “Story of My Life” on repeat.) With all that said, I’m excited to announce that my Frozen neglect ends right here and right now. More »

Details From Prince George’s Playdate Reveal He’s Quite The Little Dictator Already

Details From Prince Georgeâs Playdate Reveal Heâs Quite The Little Dictator Already

While we all spent yesterday oooing and awwing over the video of Prince George’s New Zealand playdate, we’re now getting word from insiders that everything wasn’t going as well as we all thought. In a People expose titled “What Prince George Revealed About Himself at his Playdate,” sources step forward to give us the scoop on this baby Kim George Un. And guys, I gotta warn you that what you’re about to read will shock you, possibly even floor you. If your mouth isn’t already on the ground, you might want to place it there preemptively. More »

Nicole Kidman Refers To Sunday As Her ‘Oldest Daughter,’ Which Is Only A Little Confusing For Bella Cruise

Nicole Kidman Refers To Sunday As Her âOldest Daughter,â Which Is Only A Little Confusing For Bella Cruise

For as long as I can remember, rumors have floated around that Nicole Kidman doesn’t have a good relationship with her two older children from her marriage with Tom Cruise. Yeah, that’s right, I said OLDER CHILDREN. Remember them? Isabella Cruise and Connor Cruise? They’re the Cruise children who aren’t named Suri. More »

The 11 Most Memorable Single Parents On Television

The 11 Most Memorable Single Parents On Television

Happy Single Parent Day! As someone who spent much of my adolescence living with a single parent, I have a lot of respect for them. I also love to see them represented on television. Today’s real-life families don’t all look like the perfect sitcom clans of the 1950s, and today’s shows have reflected that by portraying plenty of parents doing it on their own. More »

9 Celebrity Liars Who Said They Stay In Shape By Running After Their Kids R

9 Celebrity Liars Who Said They Stay In Shape By Running After Their Kids  R

Oh, celebrities. They’re so predictable. If they’re not saying “My job really isn’t as glamorous as it seems” or “We’re not dating, we’re just really good friends,” they’re trying to convince us that running around after your children gives you the body of a Victoria’s Secret model. The “I chase after my kids” line is one of my favorites in Hollywood. Also one of my least favorites, because really? I’m not even a mom and it annoys me. More »