Letâs pull your baby book off the shelf and look through some milestones, okay? Oh look, hereâs you eating solid food for the first time! And a picture of you learning to crawl! And oh! Hereâs a great one of you winning your first lawsuit when you were one year old! More
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Blake Lively,Â hair iconÂ and probable golden retriever, is on the cover of the August issue ofÂ Vogue, withÂ an accompanying interview. In said interview, Blake talks about everything from her weird sense of humor to her new lifestyle website Preserve (following Gwynethâs lead, I would have expected BOOL, but okay). She also touches onÂ her relationship with husbandÂ Ryan Reynolds.Â Oh yeah, theyâre married and stuff. Thereâs an 80% chance you forgot. And an even bigger chance you canât name the last movie either of them was in. More
In a bold birthday move,Â Prince GeorgeÂ has sent a brilliant political message to the world: heâs now flying solo in his mission to dominate all of England, and heâs going to do it in adorable navy t-strap shoes and seersucker overalls. Â Got it? Â Good. Â While some of you may recall the little princeâs dictatorial playdate in New Zealand a few months ago, Iâve got news for you: that was nothing compared to what the world is in store for now. Â At least notÂ according toÂ PeopleÂ and their keen insight into the life and times of One Prince George. More
Apparently, when you areÂ Kanye WestÂ andÂ Kim Kardashian, nothing is out of the question when it comes to protecting your baby direction from the paparazzi. Not even allegedly purchasing a whole other baby! Who cares if the total costs toe the one million dollar line?Â According toÂ OK Magazine, hiring someone elseâs infant as your babyâs stand-in is, like, totallyÂ inÂ right now. Plus, at just 800 grand, the reported price of FakeÂ North WestâsÂ sanity and well-being comes at a sick bargain. The real question is how could youÂ notÂ uproot this baby from its probably normal existence, all to protect your kid from the madness that you yourself are responsible for? More
LittleÂ Prince GeorgeÂ doesnât even turn one year old until next week, but if you believe the latest rumors, his mumÂ Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge and possessor of the worldâs best hair, is already pregnant with another royal baby. At least, thatâs according to a so-called longtime friend of Kateâs. According toÂ Radar Online,Â Jessica HayÂ âconfirmedâ toÂ New Day, an Australian publication, that Kate is expecting. Since telling the media that your pal is pregnant before she decides to share the news is obviously the kind of thing a great friend does, what other choice do we have but to believe her? More
Pinnacle of Hollywood parenting Kim Kardashian has some excellent advice for all you pregnant ladies out there â stay hidden inside, you fat filthy cows. Get it? Got it? Good.
The other day we told you all about IMDbâs parental guides for movies, and we shared some of our favorite excerpts from classic kidsâ movie guides. But what about movies that actually are inappropriate for children? R-rated movies with sex and violence and drugs and F-bombs left and right?
I donât know if you know this, but there are these sections on IMDb movie profiles called âParents Guidesâ that describe specific parts of the movie in detail that parents might not want their kids to see. It makes sense, since parents obviously want to be sure thereâs nothing inappropriate or frightening in a movie their kids want to see. But that doesnât make them any less hilarious to read. Seriously guys, go look up a movie and prepare to giggle for the rest of the day. More
Go ahead and addÂ Zooey DeschanelÂ to the list of celebrity women who are willing to awesomely call out Hollywood double standards. She already made our list of celebrityÂ women who arenât afraid to use the word âfeminist,âÂ so this might not be that surprising. But that doesnât make it any less refreshing. Or any less likely for me to use the phrase âYou go, girl.â Which I just did. I hope you enjoyed it. More
Ah, Fourth of July. That special time of year where everyone gets really drunk to watch a bunch of explosions in the sky because America. And of course, it wouldnât be the most patriotic day of the year without every celebrity in the country posting a million pictures of them celebrating our country. Some like to keep it low-key with a picture or two of a barbecue, the fireworks or their kids having fun with some sparklers. Others, ahem, everyone in this list, take the holiday about ten steps further. These people put on as much red, white and blue as they could find, buy all of the US memorabilia available to them, rope others into constantly taking pictures of them and then posting it all on the internet so you can see just how damn patriotic they are. More