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Blake Lively Says Ryan Reynolds Will Be A Great Dad, And Then Things Get Weird

Blake Lively Says Ryan Reynolds Will Be A Great Dad, And Then Things Get Weird

Blake Livelyhair icon and probable golden retriever, is on the cover of the August issue of Vogue, with an accompanying interview. In said interview, Blake talks about everything from her weird sense of humor to her new lifestyle website Preserve (following Gwyneth’s lead, I would have expected BOOL, but okay). She also touches on her relationship with husband Ryan ReynoldsOh yeah, they’re married and stuff. There’s an 80% chance you forgot. And an even bigger chance you can’t name the last movie either of them was in. More »

Prince George Refuses To Be Carried Around Any Longer, Is Ready To Dominate The World On His Own

Prince George Refuses To Be Carried Around Any Longer, Is Ready To Dominate The World On His Own

In a bold birthday move, Prince George has sent a brilliant political message to the world: he’s now flying solo in his mission to dominate all of England, and he’s going to do it in adorable navy t-strap shoes and seersucker overalls.  Got it?  Good.  While some of you may recall the little prince’s dictatorial playdate in New Zealand a few months ago, I’ve got news for you: that was nothing compared to what the world is in store for now.  At least not according to People and their keen insight into the life and times of One Prince George. More »

Kimye’s Allegedly Protecting Baby North From Paparazzi By Going And Buying A Brand New Baby

Kimyeâs Allegedly Protecting Baby North From Paparazzi By Going And Buying A Brand New Baby

Apparently, when you are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, nothing is out of the question when it comes to protecting your baby direction from the paparazzi. Not even allegedly purchasing a whole other baby! Who cares if the total costs toe the one million dollar line? According to OK Magazine, hiring someone else’s infant as your baby’s stand-in is, like, totally in right now. Plus, at just 800 grand, the reported price of Fake North West’s sanity and well-being comes at a sick bargain. The real question is how could you not uproot this baby from its probably normal existence, all to protect your kid from the madness that you yourself are responsible for? More »

Kate Middleton Is Pregnant Again, According To Her Obviously Great Friend

Kate Middleton Is Pregnant Again, According To Her Obviously Great Friend

Little Prince George doesn’t even turn one year old until next week, but if you believe the latest rumors, his mum Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge and possessor of the world’s best hair, is already pregnant with another royal baby. At least, that’s according to a so-called longtime friend of Kate’s. According to Radar OnlineJessica Hay “confirmed” to New Day, an Australian publication, that Kate is expecting. Since telling the media that your pal is pregnant before she decides to share the news is obviously the kind of thing a great friend does, what other choice do we have but to believe her? More »

10 Kids’ Movies With Hilarious Parental Guides On IMDb

10 Kidsâ Movies With Hilarious Parental Guides On IMDb

I don’t know if you know this, but there are these sections on IMDb movie profiles called “Parents Guides” that describe specific parts of the movie in detail that parents might not want their kids to see. It makes sense, since parents obviously want to be sure there’s nothing inappropriate or frightening in a movie their kids want to see. But that doesn’t make them any less hilarious to read. Seriously guys, go look up a movie and prepare to giggle for the rest of the day. More »

Zooey Deschanel Points Out That You Wouldn’t Ask When She’s Having Kids If She Were A Man

Zooey Deschanel Points Out That You Wouldnât Ask When Sheâs Having Kids If She Were A Man

Go ahead and add Zooey Deschanel to the list of celebrity women who are willing to awesomely call out Hollywood double standards. She already made our list of celebrity women who aren’t afraid to use the word “feminist,” so this might not be that surprising. But that doesn’t make it any less refreshing. Or any less likely for me to use the phrase “You go, girl.” Which I just did. I hope you enjoyed it. More »

A Bunch Of Celebrities Who Are Too Patriotic For Their Own Good

A Bunch Of Celebrities Who Are Too Patriotic For Their Own Good

Ah, Fourth of July. That special time of year where everyone gets really drunk to watch a bunch of explosions in the sky because America. And of course, it wouldn’t be the most patriotic day of the year without every celebrity in the country posting a million pictures of them celebrating our country. Some like to keep it low-key with a picture or two of a barbecue, the fireworks or their kids having fun with some sparklers. Others, ahem, everyone in this list, take the holiday about ten steps further. These people put on as much red, white and blue as they could find, buy all of the US memorabilia available to them, rope others into constantly taking pictures of them and then posting it all on the internet so you can see just how damn patriotic they are. More »