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In An Attempt To Make You Feel Old, Neil Patrick Harris’ Twins Turned 4 This Weekend

In An Attempt To Make You Feel Old, Neil Patrick Harrisâ Twins Turned 4 This Weekend

I have a bone to pick with Gideon and Harper, twin children of Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka. They need to stop growing up. They just keep getting older and older, with absolutely no regard for our feelings. They can’t just be babies one day and then suddenly be able to walk and talk and wear button-down shirts the next. That means time is actually moving, and we’re all getting older, and even though it feels like you were 12 yesterday, you’re an adult now with adult responsibilities, and you are not a celebrity kid with a celebrity life. How dare they do this to us? More »