In the past couple of months, I have become a bitter rich person. Not Mitt Romney or Mark Zuckerberg rich, but rich in the sense that I am probably better off than maybe 90% of people worldwide. By New York City standards, Iâm pretty squarely middle-class though, I think, but within my little Brooklyn private-school community, thatâs just not rich enough.
This is my issue, of course. Although it feels like itâs an issue for lots of other people, too. I want to preface this post by saying that everything that follows falls under the umbrella of âwhite people problems,â as one (presumably rich-ish) private-school mom told me at a 5-year-old princess birthday party recently, where the host had made from scratch a castle cake worthy of Walt Disney himself. More
I just joined the PTA at my daughterâs preschool. Well, the modern-day equivalent of the PTA â which is to say, a subcommittee of the Parent Teacher Association. Even though I am a freelancer who works from home and has a lot of free time, Iâve been avoiding participating more in the PTA. Partly because Iâm not a joiner, partly because Iâm lazy, partly because Iâm a little bit allergic to my assumption of what PTA would be: A bunch of stay-at-home-moms with too much time on their hands forming committees for which Iâd be aggressively recruited. More
When we started our lesbian family five years ago, we didnât have the right to marry and, unlike me, my partner â the non-biological mother â didnât attain legal parenthood the minute our baby came into this world. We knew we would pursue âsecond-parent adoption,â a process many gay couples undergo to ensure the legal rights of the non-biological parent.
Not knowing anyone who had already undergone second-parent adoption, we didnât know how complicated it would be. Over six monthsâ time, we underwent fingerprinting, a home visit from a social worker and the culling and organizing of pages and pages of documents. It initially seemed like an indignity, but now I think every family could benefit from doing it. More
My partner, my four- and two-year-old kids and I spend a lot of time at the Jersey Shore, with my partnerâs parents at their summer house. I love that the children get to visit with their grandparents, who, truth be told, when I was first pregnant, gave me concern about their desire for grandchildren.
My in-laws have really warmed to me over the years, but at first, they were, well, not super-warm. Theyâve always been incredibly gracious, generous, and charming, but theyâre not huggers. Theyâre not baby people. They donât coo at infants, donât want to hold them, donât find drool and feces charming. More
May 2009: I was six weeks from my due date for my second child. My partner, our almost-two-year-old daughter and I were enjoying our last few weeks of being a family of three, and I was getting psyched for a summer with another maternity leave.
Then my partner found a lump in her breast. More
It was just a few weeks after gay marriage was sanctioned in the state of New York that my partner of 14 years, my four-year-old daughter, and I were sitting at our dinner table, and Daughter asked us, âIf you two get married, which one of you will wear a dress?â
First response: âThatâs a good question.â (Affirming the childâs sense of curiosity and connecting a newsy event to gender expression through fashion.)
In sort-of-whispered asides, both my partner and I wondered if our daughter had seen a picture in the newspaper of a lesbian wedding where, we assumed, one wife wore a dress, and the other, a suit. Or if she had just picked up on a lot of background conversation in the last month about gay marriage becoming legal in our state. More