6 Awkward Adult Thoughts You’ll Have While Watching Disney Movies With Your Kids

4. The Hunchback of Notre Dame doesn’t need any help from me in raising awkward questions.

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This G-rated movie features pole dancing, and a villain who sings about he plans to either have sex with the heroine, or murder her. How was I allowed to watch this as a 13-year-old?

5. Does the world of Tangled have Nair?

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Rapunzel’s hair has magical healing properties. Is that only the hair on her head, or would armpit hair, leg hair, or hair from, um, anywhere else also do the trick?

6. The family tree in The Lion King is just a straight line.


How many adult male lions do you remember seeing strolling around Pride Rock besides Mufasa and his brother Scar? I count exactly zero. Not only was Mufasa most likely Nala’s dad, or at best, her uncle, but adult male lions also have the not-so-cute behavior of committing infanticide when they take over a pride. So if Simba had any older half-brothers or half-sisters, they might have been eaten by his dad before Simba was born. Don’t worry, kids, it’s all part of the beautiful circle of life!

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