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Labor Day Submission: Apparently I Am Very Responsive To Nipple Stimulation

surprised momMost of my labor and delivery were fairly standard and not very funny for outsiders who don’t care about the details of birth, BUT…I was that person who slipped and fell in her own amniotic fluid on the floor. Just like in the movies. There was also a period of a few hours where I was asked to sit around tweaking my own nipples. Yeah, we’re going there. I can’t be the only one who had to do that…can I?

I woke up at 3AM feeling like I was about to pee myself, so I ran into the bathroom, heard a POP, and proceeded to release a flood of fluid onto the floor. I told my husband that my water had broken, and his response was “Well, it’s too late to do anything now, so come back to bed.” This response actually made sense to me at the time, so I crawled back into bed. As soon as I laid down, I felt another gush coming, so I got up and ran into the bathroom (which now had a thick layer of amniotic fluid covering the floor), where I slid, flew gracefully into the air, and landed ungracefully on my back. That was enough to get my husband out of bed and we both decided to slow down, clean up a bit, and maybe start thinking a little more rationally.

We eventually called the midwife and went back to bed. Now, most of you probably know that once your water breaks, you are officially on the clock. The baby has to come within a certain window or it’s a c-section for you. I was using midwives at an out of hospital birth center, so we were all very dedicated to getting those contractions going and avoiding the c-section. There are some natural ways to start contractions that many people already know–taking a walk, going up and down stairs, taking a hot shower–but there was one that I didn’t really know about until I was asked to start doing it…nipple stimulation.

This basically means that you rub/tweak/whatever your own nipples non-stop all day long. Maybe other women are able to turn this into sexy times with their partners, but the most I could muster was sitting on a yoga ball and playing with my nipples while trying to hold a conversation with my husband where we both pretended I wasn’t twisting my nipples. Needless to say, it was awkward. But oh my god did it work. Contractions came strong and fast, and I was asked to repeat this maneuver later in labor to get to transition. I am pregnant again, and the midwife has noted in my file that I am “very responsive to nipple stimulation” in case the need for nipple stimulation arises again…yay?

The rest of the labor was fast, painful, and I’m assuming fairly standard. I’m hoping that for this next baby, since I’m a birthing pro now and all, I won’t make any rookie mistakes like falling into any of my own bodily fluids.

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  • Zettai

    Oh my God I didn’t know there was a POP.

    • Hibbie

      It’s really disconcerting. And the fluid leaks for fucking ever!

    • LadyClodia the Modest Rat

      I didn’t have a POP when mine broke, at least not that I can remember. It was necessary to have a towel under me on the seat while driving to the hospital, though.

    • Véronique the Attachment Shark

      no pop either. and my water broke first both times. just a sensation that something would start leaking from my vagina and then a big puddle on the floor. and then more and more fluid coming out. it keeps coming out all during labour. and there’s A LOT of it

    • Lilly

      or nothing — sometimes the water doesn’t break on its own

    • Rose

      I didn’t ‘pop’, but it felt like someone threw a water balloon at my crotch.

    • Kelly

      I didn’t hear anything, but I had the sensation of a pop, like a water balloon popping. It was very…strange.

  • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Wicked Prophet Kay Sue

    I think this is the most amazing thing I have read all day.

  • Hibbie

    I love that they added that to your file! I’d like to hear your husband’s side of the story. “Just watching my wife tweak her nipples. No big deal.”

    • Johnstone

      That’s pure gold Facebook post material.

  • Fondue

    I think I’m going to play with my nipples while in labor whether it helps or not, just to see everyone’s reaction.

  • StoppingBy

    I hooked myself up to my breast pump to try and induce labor. Much easier than trying to do it myself! Sadly, I was not as responsive as you and had to wait for it to come on its own. Got some milk, though!

  • PAJane

    Omg, I hate mine being touched for more than maybe a moment in passing. This would make me want to just rip them off and be done with it.

  • Amber Leigh Wood

    I actually laughed out loud at the thought of you skidding through amniotic fluid, thanks for the mental picture

  • Maria Guido

    “Too late to do anything about it now” I died when I read that. The nipple tweaking did NOT work for us, so I’m actually happy to read this story because I was beginning to think that was a rumor started by a bored midwife.

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