Newborn Twin Boys Get The Best Wu-Tang Names Ever

With all of the names these parents had to choose from, including  Old Dirty Bastard (RIP: Dirt McGirt)  and U-God, all of you expectant parents can pretty much stop right there because Raekwon from the Wu-Tang Clan has revealed that twin babies have been born with the best Wu names ever, Ghostface and Raekwon.

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I’m not even sure the babies had to be named after Wu members to be part of the Wu-Tang clan, considering the band is based upon nine generals plus one, so basically they probably would have ended up being members of Wu-tang or its affiliates anyway. For those of you concerned about whether or not you are a member of the WU, you can check here for the name generator. My name is Amateur Hunter, Bethany is Dynamic Artist, Meghan is Mad Contender (Boo, she has the best name!), Theresa is Irate Dominator and Maria Guido is Pitbull McSmith And Wesson. OK, I made up Maria’s Wu name but feel free to tell us yours in the comments.

I keep trying to figure out what the Libermans, who gave birth to the boys, will call Little Ghostface, but I suppose they could shorten it to Ghost or Boo, considering they did not give him the proper middle name of Killah. And because it’s a happy day, we can all celebrate by enjoying some vintage ODB. And yeah, you won’t find any other parenting website posting ODB videos.

(Image: raekwon instagram)

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    • JenH1986

      Zexy Professional. Interesting…

      • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

        we all call you this anyway

      • JenH1986

        LOL That’s infinitely better than the “J” that everyone else calls me.

    • jane

      Master Dreamer. I could get used to that.

    • Guest

      Irate Dominator!!!!! I sound like an angry fraction.

      • Heather

        That’s a denominator.

    • Megan Zander

      Scratchin’ Bandit. the Clan thinks I have mange.

    • Allyson_et_al

      Irate Destroyer. I win.

    • tSubh Dearg

      Bittah Madman. Not sure I’m a bitter madman or I’m a bit of a madman.

    • Mad Overlord

      Mad Overlord, and hi I am new here :-)

    • Kitsune

      Crazy Genius. Seems a little boring honestly.

      • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

        It’s pretty good.

    • Jennifer Freeman

      Fearless Knight. I kinda like it.

      • Spongeworthy

        Very medieval times.

    • Edify

      Annoyin Demon.

      Represent.

      • Edify

        I like my maiden name better. Wacko Hunter

      • Spongeworthy

        Ooh we should team up! I’m Wacko Assassin. We’ll be a fearsome one-two punch.

      • Edify

        Together, we are unstoppable!

    • Spongeworthy

      Wacko Assassin!
      Watch out world.

    • mommabeer

      Aww man I was hoping they were named RZA and GZA. Those would be cool twin names.

      • Jennifer Freeman

        We call my son WZA (wizzer) because he seems to always need a diaper change.

    • MichelleMAnderson

      My name is Amateur Hunter, Bethany is Dynamic Artist, Meghan is Mad Contender (Boo, she has the best name!), Theresa is Irate Dominator and Maria Guido is Pitbull McSmith And Wesson. http://chilp.it/11ddd5

    • Elisabeth TheQueen Smith

      Gentlemen Commander

    • http://misuser.blogspot.com Alex Lee

      So it is written. So it shall be done.

      Congratulations to the proud parents. I hope the twins will someday recognize and appreciate the genius behind their names.

      • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

        alex you need to make us a sanctimommy name generator

      • candyvines

        candyvines came up as Smilin’ Dreamer, I think I like yours better.

    • CMJ

      I mean, Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

      • CMJ

        Also, I am Sarkastik Beggar

      • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

        That’s perfect

    • http://nessyhart.wordpress.com/ pixie

      I am apparently Fearless Killah. That’s pretty awesome.

    • julesgilead

      Wicked Madman. Excellent.

    • Lee

      I am X-pert Artist. On another note I thought ODB changed his name to Big Baby Jesus before he passed.

      • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

        Osiris, Dirt McGirt.. what other names did he have?

      • Jennifer Freeman

        His Mom was on Howard Stern once (while ODB was in jail) and Stern asked her if she called her son ODB. She said “No, I call him Rusty!”. Super cute that a big, bad rapper still got called his nickname by his Mom.

    • whiteroses

      I’m still kind of LOLing at Ghostface Liebermann.

    • Valerie

      Vizual Ambassador. Love it.

    • courtneth

      I am Shriekin’ Lover.

    • Williwaw

      X-cessive Dominator!

    • candyvines

      Profound Bastard.

    • wispy

      Shriekin’ Warrior hahaha I love it!

    • Cruelty Cupcake

      Perfect timing, I just had my baby this weekend!!! His name is Lazy-assed Watcher. Very fitting.

      I wonder why they didn’t name one of them after the one who cut off his dick and jumped off a building?

      • Spongeworthy

        Congratulations on baby cupcake!! Hope you are both doing well.
        Seriously, is there a more fitting name for a baby than Lazy-assed? You slept for 9 months already baby, time to get up and start contributing to society!

      • Cruelty Cupcake

        I know, right? Get a job, slacker!

      • Spongeworthy

        Get that kid to pull himself/herself up by a tiny, tiny pair of baby bootstraps.

      • keelhaulrose

        Congratulations! That would be a great nickname, it shortens to “law” when baby’s old enough to talk.

      • http://nessyhart.wordpress.com/ pixie

        Congrats :)

      • JenH1986

        Welcome to the world baby Cupcake! (I’m now singing the cuppycake song).

      • Kitsune

        Congratulations!

      • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

        Yay! Congratulations!

      • Jennifer Freeman

        Congratulations!

      • Ursi

        Yay! I was wondering when the baby would come! Congrats!

      • Cruelty Cupcake

        Only 7 days late! Lazy-assed, indeed

      • Megan Zander

        Yay!!! Congrats!

      • brebay

        Welcome, Cruelty Cake-Pop!

      • Cruelty Cupcake

        lol almost as good as his Wu name!

    • keelhaulrose

      Phantom Observer. I may have a new online handle soon.

    • Ursi

      I can’t even make fun of these names, mad love for Wu-Tang Clan. Respect to the parents. Naming your kid Ghostface is a bold move but I one I hope will prove genius.

    • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Kay_Sue

      I am now Wicked Prophet. And yes, I think I’m about to legitimately change my Disqus name to that, lol.

      • JenH1986

        I debated changing mine to “ZexyJen” just because Zexy makes me laugh.

      • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Wicked Prophet Kay Sue

        I may change my legal name…being Wicked Prophet is amazing, lol.

      • JenH1986

        Then I’m going to be forced to stalk you so we can be IRL friends and I can say “My friend Wicked Prophet and I were talking”. So I’m just putting that out there to help with your decision making.

        ETA: I won’t like be a scary stalker. Mostly a stalker who brings wine.

      • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Wicked Prophet Kay Sue

        I could deal with a stalker who brings wine. That falls on the “definitely changing my legal name” side of the pros/cons.

      • JenH1986

        Red or white? Both?

      • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Wicked Prophet Kay Sue

        Ask Maria what she recommended that one time if she even remembers it, lol. I’ve been meaning to try it and haven’t had a chance. ;)

    • Elizabeth77

      Profound Genius. I may not know what the hell this is, but I like it!

    • Miriam

      Zexy Dreamer. WTF?! I wanted something nasty and mean.

    • Elisa Probert

      I am…

      Intellectual Dreamer.

      The least badass name ever.

      • Elisa

        Oh, entered my maiden name and got “Annoyin’ Mercenary” LOL

      • brebay

        Yeah, that’s not even bad-ass for a girl scout…

    • 2Well

      Drunken Mastermind.

      Yes!

    • http://www.twitter.com/ohladyjayne allisonjayne

      Misunderstood Genius.

    • Rachel Sea

      In 25 years I want a documentary that looks back on what it was like to grow up with those names, including interviews with their Kindergarten teachers, and all the hiring managers anywhere they apply to work.

      • brebay

        and their respective parole officers and baby-mommas (or is the plural babies’ momma?)

      • Rachel Sea

        I don’t think the names doom them unless they are seriously pigeonholed by the adults in their lives. I was a hippie kid (I was very nearly named Pebbles or Rainbow) so I grew up with a ton of kids who had ridiculous names. Most started going by something else when they were 11-16 years old, and many got legal name changes when they turned 18. Most of us turned out pretty normal, in spite of the teasing and bullying that were incited by our parents’ lifestyles.

    • Alikay

      I thought for sure it would be RZA and JZA. Seems like a missed opportunity.

    • Momma425

      Thunderous Assassin
      I love this name!!!

      • Spongeworthy

        I am so jealous!!

    • Jezebeelzebub

      Thunderous
      Conqueror

      I’ll take it.

    • Obladi Oblada

      My real name got me Lucky Observer. My screen name got me Fearless Assassin.
      I think we all know which one I’m going with.

    • brebay

      I’m just picturing these names typed across probable cause affidavits for some reason…trying to picture them on a college diploma….can’t…do it…

    • brebay

      Intellectual Artist… I think my real name is more badass than this…