• Mon, Jun 16 - 8:00 am ET

Newborn Twin Boys Get The Best Wu-Tang Names Ever

With all of the names these parents had to choose from, including  Old Dirty Bastard (RIP: Dirt McGirt)  and U-God, all of you expectant parents can pretty much stop right there because Raekwon from the Wu-Tang Clan has revealed that twin babies have been born with the best Wu names ever, Ghostface and Raekwon.

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I’m not even sure the babies had to be named after Wu members to be part of the Wu-Tang clan, considering the band is based upon nine generals plus one, so basically they probably would have ended up being members of Wu-tang or its affiliates anyway. For those of you concerned about whether or not you are a member of the WU, you can check here for the name generator. My name is Amateur Hunter, Bethany is Dynamic Artist, Meghan is Mad Contender (Boo, she has the best name!), Theresa is Irate Dominator and Maria Guido is Pitbull McSmith And Wesson. OK, I made up Maria’s Wu name but feel free to tell us yours in the comments.

I keep trying to figure out what the Libermans, who gave birth to the boys, will call Little Ghostface, but I suppose they could shorten it to Ghost or Boo, considering they did not give him the proper middle name of Killah. And because it’s a happy day, we can all celebrate by enjoying some vintage ODB. And yeah, you won’t find any other parenting website posting ODB videos.

(Image: raekwon instagram)

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  • JenH1986

    Zexy Professional. Interesting…

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      we all call you this anyway

    • JenH1986

      LOL That’s infinitely better than the “J” that everyone else calls me.

  • jane

    Master Dreamer. I could get used to that.

  • Guest

    Irate Dominator!!!!! I sound like an angry fraction.

    • Heather

      That’s a denominator.

  • Megan Zander

    Scratchin’ Bandit. the Clan thinks I have mange.

  • Allyson_et_al

    Irate Destroyer. I win.

  • tSubh Dearg

    Bittah Madman. Not sure I’m a bitter madman or I’m a bit of a madman.

  • Mad Overlord

    Mad Overlord, and hi I am new here :-)

  • Kitsune

    Crazy Genius. Seems a little boring honestly.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      It’s pretty good.

  • Jennifer Freeman

    Fearless Knight. I kinda like it.

    • Spongeworthy

      Very medieval times.

  • Edify

    Annoyin Demon.

    Represent.

    • Edify

      I like my maiden name better. Wacko Hunter

    • Spongeworthy

      Ooh we should team up! I’m Wacko Assassin. We’ll be a fearsome one-two punch.

    • Edify

      Together, we are unstoppable!

  • Spongeworthy

    Wacko Assassin!
    Watch out world.

  • mommabeer

    Aww man I was hoping they were named RZA and GZA. Those would be cool twin names.

    • Jennifer Freeman

      We call my son WZA (wizzer) because he seems to always need a diaper change.

  • MichelleMAnderson

    My name is Amateur Hunter, Bethany is Dynamic Artist, Meghan is Mad Contender (Boo, she has the best name!), Theresa is Irate Dominator and Maria Guido is Pitbull McSmith And Wesson. http://chilp.it/11ddd5

  • Elisabeth TheQueen Smith

    Gentlemen Commander

  • http://misuser.blogspot.com Alex Lee

    So it is written. So it shall be done.

    Congratulations to the proud parents. I hope the twins will someday recognize and appreciate the genius behind their names.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      alex you need to make us a sanctimommy name generator

    • candyvines

      candyvines came up as Smilin’ Dreamer, I think I like yours better.

  • CMJ

    I mean, Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with.

    • CMJ

      Also, I am Sarkastik Beggar

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      That’s perfect

  • http://nessyhart.wordpress.com/ pixie

    I am apparently Fearless Killah. That’s pretty awesome.

  • julesgilead

    Wicked Madman. Excellent.

  • Lee

    I am X-pert Artist. On another note I thought ODB changed his name to Big Baby Jesus before he passed.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      Osiris, Dirt McGirt.. what other names did he have?

    • Jennifer Freeman

      His Mom was on Howard Stern once (while ODB was in jail) and Stern asked her if she called her son ODB. She said “No, I call him Rusty!”. Super cute that a big, bad rapper still got called his nickname by his Mom.

  • whiteroses

    I’m still kind of LOLing at Ghostface Liebermann.

  • Valerie

    Vizual Ambassador. Love it.

  • courtneth

    I am Shriekin’ Lover.

  • Williwaw

    X-cessive Dominator!

  • candyvines

    Profound Bastard.

  • wispy

    Shriekin’ Warrior hahaha I love it!

  • Cruelty Cupcake

    Perfect timing, I just had my baby this weekend!!! His name is Lazy-assed Watcher. Very fitting.

    I wonder why they didn’t name one of them after the one who cut off his dick and jumped off a building?

    • Spongeworthy

      Congratulations on baby cupcake!! Hope you are both doing well.
      Seriously, is there a more fitting name for a baby than Lazy-assed? You slept for 9 months already baby, time to get up and start contributing to society!

    • Cruelty Cupcake

      I know, right? Get a job, slacker!

    • Spongeworthy

      Get that kid to pull himself/herself up by a tiny, tiny pair of baby bootstraps.

    • keelhaulrose

      Congratulations! That would be a great nickname, it shortens to “law” when baby’s old enough to talk.

    • http://nessyhart.wordpress.com/ pixie

      Congrats :)

    • JenH1986

      Welcome to the world baby Cupcake! (I’m now singing the cuppycake song).

    • Kitsune

      Congratulations!

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      Yay! Congratulations!

    • Jennifer Freeman

      Congratulations!

    • Ursi

      Yay! I was wondering when the baby would come! Congrats!

    • Cruelty Cupcake

      Only 7 days late! Lazy-assed, indeed

    • Megan Zander

      Yay!!! Congrats!

    • brebay

      Welcome, Cruelty Cake-Pop!

    • Cruelty Cupcake

      lol almost as good as his Wu name!

  • keelhaulrose

    Phantom Observer. I may have a new online handle soon.

  • Ursi

    I can’t even make fun of these names, mad love for Wu-Tang Clan. Respect to the parents. Naming your kid Ghostface is a bold move but I one I hope will prove genius.

  • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Kay_Sue

    I am now Wicked Prophet. And yes, I think I’m about to legitimately change my Disqus name to that, lol.

    • JenH1986

      I debated changing mine to “ZexyJen” just because Zexy makes me laugh.

    • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Wicked Prophet Kay Sue

      I may change my legal name…being Wicked Prophet is amazing, lol.

    • JenH1986

      Then I’m going to be forced to stalk you so we can be IRL friends and I can say “My friend Wicked Prophet and I were talking”. So I’m just putting that out there to help with your decision making.

      ETA: I won’t like be a scary stalker. Mostly a stalker who brings wine.

    • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Wicked Prophet Kay Sue

      I could deal with a stalker who brings wine. That falls on the “definitely changing my legal name” side of the pros/cons.

    • JenH1986

      Red or white? Both?

    • http://overthecuckoonest.blogspot.com/ Wicked Prophet Kay Sue

      Ask Maria what she recommended that one time if she even remembers it, lol. I’ve been meaning to try it and haven’t had a chance. ;)

  • Elizabeth77

    Profound Genius. I may not know what the hell this is, but I like it!

  • Miriam

    Zexy Dreamer. WTF?! I wanted something nasty and mean.

  • Elisa Probert

    I am…

    Intellectual Dreamer.

    The least badass name ever.

    • Elisa

      Oh, entered my maiden name and got “Annoyin’ Mercenary” LOL

    • brebay

      Yeah, that’s not even bad-ass for a girl scout…

  • 2Well

    Drunken Mastermind.

    Yes!

  • http://www.twitter.com/ohladyjayne allisonjayne

    Misunderstood Genius.

  • Rachel Sea

    In 25 years I want a documentary that looks back on what it was like to grow up with those names, including interviews with their Kindergarten teachers, and all the hiring managers anywhere they apply to work.

    • brebay

      and their respective parole officers and baby-mommas (or is the plural babies’ momma?)

    • Rachel Sea

      I don’t think the names doom them unless they are seriously pigeonholed by the adults in their lives. I was a hippie kid (I was very nearly named Pebbles or Rainbow) so I grew up with a ton of kids who had ridiculous names. Most started going by something else when they were 11-16 years old, and many got legal name changes when they turned 18. Most of us turned out pretty normal, in spite of the teasing and bullying that were incited by our parents’ lifestyles.

  • Alikay

    I thought for sure it would be RZA and JZA. Seems like a missed opportunity.

  • Momma425

    Thunderous Assassin
    I love this name!!!

    • Spongeworthy

      I am so jealous!!

  • Jezebeelzebub

    Thunderous
    Conqueror

    I’ll take it.

  • Obladi Oblada

    My real name got me Lucky Observer. My screen name got me Fearless Assassin.
    I think we all know which one I’m going with.

  • brebay

    I’m just picturing these names typed across probable cause affidavits for some reason…trying to picture them on a college diploma….can’t…do it…

  • brebay

    Intellectual Artist… I think my real name is more badass than this…