Seeing These 90s Cartoon Characters Knocked Up Will Make You Rethink Your Childhood

There’s nothing more fun than watching an episode of The Simpson’s 15 years later, only to realize that the show is just as funny, if not funnier, than it was when you were a kid. I may be biased, but I truly love the 90s. There was something about the grungy culture and alternative music that made me feel like the coolest high schooler on the block. I also firmly believe it was the perfect time in history because our generation got to enjoy the introduction of the Internet and the cell phone, before every baby was born with an iPad in their hands.

I’m a 90s kid, and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I got a huge kick out of these iconic 90s cartoon characters reimagined as pregnant by Todd Spence—though to be honest with you, it messed with my head just a little bit. But it’s time to face the fact that 90s kids are getting old, and many of us have gotten pregnant.

You can enjoy your favorite 90s cartoons with an adult mindset now that they’ve gone and gotten knocked up:

1. April O’Neil of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: April is my favorite by far, especially since I wasn’t allowed to watch the Ninja Turtles as a kid because of my overly religious family. Don’t ask. I still give my mom shit about that one.

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2. Ms. Frizzle of The Magic School Bus: I hope she gives birth in the spring so she can enjoy her summer off for an extra-long maternity leave! #teachertalk

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3. Patti Mayonnaise of Doug: I’m going to assume Patti is all grown up, or else we have a preteen mom on our hands.

patti

4. Gaia of Captain Planet and the Planeteers: Gaia seems like she would be a great mom because of her fierce “Mama Bear” love for the planet.

gaia

5. Daria of Daria: Let’s hope Daria is grown up too and is not a star of 16 and Pregnant.

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6. My Little Pony of My Little Pony: No matter how you slice it, a pregnant pony is still cute.

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7. Lisa Simpson of The Simpsons: A pregnant Lisa Simpson freaks me out the most, but her adorable little maternity dress is a win.

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    • Kendra

      These are weird. I’m not sure why the artist thinks pregnancy = double chin and pickles. Also, did they give Daria varicous veins?

      • Bethany Ramos

        Yeah, so many pickles! And yes. :/

      • Kendra

        I LOVE pickles, but I actually ate them much less when I was pregnant.

      • Rowan

        Same here.

      • Linzon

        Crying pregnant pickle pony also really weirds me out..

      • Kendra

        That’s a tongue twister!

    • CMJ

      So, I mosey-ed on over to the original link and the guy who did this is kind of a douche….When asked why they all had pickles, double-chins, and stretch marks he just replied – “It’s a science thing.”

      • Kendra

        The stretch marks on the belly is fine by me because it’s realistic, but the double chin and the varicose veins are pretty screwed up. But yes, he sounds like captain of the douches.

      • CMJ

        I agree – I think the stretch marks he put everywhere else bother me more…like, I have random stretch marks….not pregnant.

      • Jennie Blair

        I must be failing as a pregnant lady, only one chin and no pickles.

      • CMJ

        And I am winning at being a non-pregnant pregnant lady because I have some random stretch marks and love a good pickle.

      • Jennie Blair

        Indeed, but your only truly a winner if you brag about the bottle of booze you are having right now

      • http://ichasekids.com/ Litterboxjen

        One chin, no pickles, and at least with my first, my belly button never popped. Not sure what will happen this time, but yeesh.

      • Airbones

        I was wondering about the jowls.

      • JJ

        LOL glad I am not the only who noticed that. I was like are all pregnant women Jabba the Hut in the face now? Is this a new thing that happens while they stand there holding a phallic looking pickle.

      • JJ

        It’s man thing. He clearly knows dick all about pregnancy or science. I have seen some women who have had several kids and they have flat stomaches, super slim faces and I have seen some people who haven’t been pregnant have double chins because of weight gain (note: myself included in that). Apparently I just need a pickle and I will be all set!

    • Jennie Blair

      Why did they all end up with double chins? Also I hope Trent is Daria’ s baby daddy. I loved that show so much.

    • Zettai

      The double-chins and majority of unhappy expressions pisses me off.

      • Sarah

        Ms. Frizzle is stoked though! Probably because she finally got laid.

      • Valerie

        Her first name is Valerie. Just sayin.

    • LiteBrite

      Daria can be my mom any day. So can Lisa Simpson. She’d raise me as a Buddhist, take me on eco-terrorist retreats, make me sit in a tree with her every night to fight having it cut down, and read me Yertle the Turtle (possibly the best book on turtle stacking ever written). I’d even like Millhouse as a dad because he’d give me everything I wanted just to be close to Lisa.

      But if Ralph’s the dad, all bets are off.

    • Heather

      1) Not all pregnant women have double chins (We don’t get FAT people, we get PREGNANT!)
      2) These characters must becarrying their children in their lungs or stomachs instead of their uteri since their pelvises are not changed at all, but they have bellies up to their (double) shins.
      3) Daria’s belly button is all kinds of out of place. Obviously he wanted to show the protruding belly button, but if she wore a sweatshirt with a zipper, it just wouldn’t be that prominent.

    • Butt Trophy Recipient

      OK, Lisa is an 8 yr old, WTF are they thinking?

      In fact, who are these idiots that sit down and think of this stupid stuff up? LOL

    • M.

      does anyone else think it’s a little creepy that he didn’t age Lisa or Patty Mayonaise? Lisa’s like 8 years old, wtf

    • meteor_echo

      Except that Daria wouldn’t have a kid. I always thought of her as of a character who leans to the childfree side.

      • CrazyFor Kate

        Surrogate for the cool gay friends she met in college?

    • Sarah

      Daria definitely would have had an abortion.

    • raeronola

      welp, i’m sufficiently horrified

    • Jallun-Keatres

      Why are their faces so fat????

    • Kay_Sue

      This is a very unflattering perception of pregnancy…weird.

      Although, I do not ever pass up a good chance for a pickle. I love those things.

    • Blahblah

      I’m just going to slowly back out and pretend I never saw this.

    • TwentiSomething Mom

      What’s with the old lady chin and pickles?

    • Amanda

      why all the chins , i have 4 kids and had only one chin the whole time, am I missing something here.

    • arrow2010

      Why are they all holding cucumbers?

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