Busy Mom’s Cooking Hacks: 5 Decadent Crock Pot Desserts For Dummies Will Blow Your Mind

Not THIS BITCH again.

Not THIS BITCH again.

I really love slinging together easy slow cooker meals, as you can tell, but I have such a problem with desserts. Yes, I will eat them. Yes, I love sugar in my belly. But I hate the patience and painstaking care required to craft a beautifully frosted cake for a family brunch.

NOPE. I would much rather buy a box of premade brownies from the grocery store bakery, set out a carton of ice cream, and call it a day. Maybe I have internal psychological issues, but I just feel so oppressed when I spend hours baking a dessert, only to have it wolfed down within five minutes. HOW DARE YOU.

Fortunately, in this modern age of technology, I have found a solution. I have always associated crock pot with family dinner. But apparently, my crock pot is even better than I have been led to believe. My crock pot has the power to slowly bake delicious desserts for hours with very little effort involved on my part. I have found a way to game the elaborate world of baking and cut down on wasted time with super delicious slow cooker dessert creations.

Stop fucking around with your oven and make these stupid easy desserts at your next family event:

1. Crock Pot Peanut Butter Cup Cake: So kid-friendly, it’s not even funny.

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cookiesandcups.com

2. Molten Chocolate Lava Crockpot Cake: You had me at molten… and lava… and cake.

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thischickcooks.net

3. Crock Pot Blackberry Cobbler: If you live anywhere near the south, your friends will kiss you on the mouth after eating this dessert.

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sugar-n-spicegals.com

4. Crockpot Perfect Praline Cheesecake: Proof that there is a God.

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hillbillyhousewife.com

5. The Best Crock Pot Cobbler: I don’t completely understand what is going on here, but it is white trash, and I like it.

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lifeshouldcostless.com

**As always, please add your own slow cooker dessert recipes in the comments below!

(Image: AlenD/Shutterstock)

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    • Valerie

      She’s not feeling on any veggies this week? #HDY

      Loving the White Trash cobbler. Only to make it truly White Trash you need to use off-brand soda. Like, Dr. Thunder.

      • Bethany Ramos

        OMG!!! You nailed this. Gut buster.

      • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

        My sex nickname is now Dr. Thunder

      • Valerie

        Then mine is Queen Lightning.

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        Mine is Dr. Lightning!

        (but because it’s over in a flash…)

      • Valerie

        Quality over quantity, Butt Socks. As Flight of the Conchords said “2 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minute in heaven”!

      • Bethany Ramos

        Love that show!

      • Valerie

        Now Business Time is going to go thru my head the rest of the day.

        “I remove my clothes very, very clumsily
        Tripping sensuously over my pants
        Now I’m naked except for my socks”

        SOCKS?!?

      • Bethany Ramos

        LOLOL Everybody knows it’s business time!

      • Valerie

        Are you wearing that baggy t-shirt from your old work several years ago? Awwww yeah.

      • kate

        team building exercise nineteen ninety niiiine….

      • Valerie

        Lol. God I love that video.

      • Rachel Sea

        Because it’s Wednesday.

      • Spongeworthy

        That’s what they’re called business socks

      • Valerie

        Ooooo!

      • FormerlyKnownAsWendy

        Love the Butt Socks!

      • Megan Zander

        My friends and I always drink dr thunder at our shindigs. It’s a throw back to the poor college days.

      • Valerie

        My high school boyfriend and his friends loved it. Lol.

      • Maria Guido

        Is this real????

      • Valerie

        Yup. From Wal Mart!

      • Megan Zander

        Personally, I prefer Diet Dr. Thunder. It rolls off the tongue better.

      • Valerie

        All of the Thunder, none of the calories!

      • Kay_Sue

        I read this like a WWE announcer in my head and it made it even better.

      • Zettai

        You can’t go more trashy than the fake-Dew Hillbilly Holler.

      • Valerie

        I just Googled and died. That is amazing.

    • Marianna

      I wonder how Mr. Butt Socks is going to feel about this picture since there’s no veggie for her to look at/hold/bite/smell seductively.

      • Valerie

        And #3 includes a reference to kissing friends on the mouth. Lesbian joke in 3…2…1.

      • Megan Zander

        IDK, he was having all the feels yesterday and he totally snoozed on a lesbian joke opportunity last week, even after I pointed it out . I think he’s sick. Or body snatched.

      • Valerie

        I asked him if he had been hacked.

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        I would prefer to hear your lesbian experience(s)

      • Valerie

        Beth, should we share?

      • Bethany Ramos

        It involves late night texting…

      • Valerie

        ….about strep throat and toddler allergies…..
        Getting hot yet?

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        Well, I guess the throat part can be hot… maybe…

      • Bethany Ramos

        She’s way too innocent this time.

      • Megan Zander

        Innocent? Or making that face because there is something going on behind her? Hmmmm….

      • Maria Guido

        she looks like she’s getting cilantro.

      • Megan Zander

        Hahahahahahaha. Cilantro FTW.

      • Kay_Sue

        I hope you know I just nearly ruined my MacBook at that….I hope you are pleased with yourself.

        No really, I do hope that you are, that was great. :-P

      • Valerie

        Yeah, she looks caught by surprise for sure.

    • Alex Lee

      http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/01/slow-cooker-bread-pudding-recipe.html

      Gluten-Free
      Can add rum
      Can also add Crème brûlée caramelized top with sugar + blowtorch

      • Kay_Sue

        Rum makes everything better. Especially parenting.

      • Rachel Sea

        You can rub it on the baby’s gums to soothe their teething so they can sleep. And teeth don’t stop coming in until they’re, like, 13.

        And people say bedtime routines are hard.

      • Kay_Sue

        I am also recruiting you to write a chapter in my parenting book.

    • Butt Trophy Recipient

      YES! My favorite stock photo chick!

      • Valerie

        I knew this would draw you out.

      • Megan Zander

        I really wonder how the audition for this role went. Like somewhere is there a pile of photos from the reject models all trying to nibble seductively on a carrot and failing miserably?

      • Valerie

        FAIL

      • Megan Zander

        Exactly!!!

      • Valerie

        She looks like she’s having a moment of regret with her decision to do veggie fetish modeling. She is Angry Biting that celery for sure.

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        DON’T.USE.YOUR.TEETH!!!

      • Valerie

        All the camera guys are visibly cringing.

      • Megan Zander

        And her hair is going to get in the way.

      • Valerie

        I am gagging imagining the hair mingling with the stringy celery.

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        You’re a gagger?

      • Valerie

        Only with stringy things.

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        :(

      • Valerie

        Why sad? Is it bad that a person gags on celery strings? And hair? And shredded lettuce??

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        Sheesh Val, chew your food and hair before swallowing

      • Valerie

        I’m working on it. I just worked down a whole bunch of spring greens and slivered almonds and I seem to be handling it well. *Progress*

      • Bethany Ramos

        She has sooooo many seductive kitchen stock photos in her portfolio. Trust.

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        HAWT!

      • Valerie

        Her modeling career can only go up from here.

      • Bethany Ramos

        THIS BITCH.

    • Jennifer Freeman

      Chocolate lava cake is totally happening tonight! Only I am lazy and will use the box of cake mix u have.

    • Kay_Sue

      I really want that peanut butter cake. That is so going on the menu.

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        Oh! Can I come over?

      • Kay_Sue

        Naw. I don’t want to share.

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        :(

      • Valerie

        At least you have Veggie Fetish Stock Chick to fall back on!

      • Butt Trophy Recipient

        Yea… but I dunno… :(

        Kay’s peanuts sounded so appealing

      • Kay_Sue

        I’m a meanie, what can I say? Also, I would kill over peanut butter cups.

    • Tea

      These always get posted when my crock pot has something boring in it, like a rabbit carcass.

      (We’re making stock.)

    • libraryofbird

      This is my favorite recipe, people have been known to throw a pot luck just so I will bring this. http://sockladies.blogspot.com/2008/11/rocky-road-crock-pot-cake.html?m=1

      • Bethany Ramos

        Oh, YUM.

      • libraryofbird

        Plus once you get the basic idea down you can change up the flavors. I have done red velvet, turtle, gingerbread, s’mores, kitchen sink (all the sunde toppings you can think of). It basically taste like warm brownie batter.

    • Jem

      I’ve made a pretty good apple crisp in the crock pot.

    • http://twitter.com/ElyneS Elyne

      Fave desert: Nutella mug cake or really any mug cake can be baked in the microwave: http://eugeniekitchen.com/nutella-mug-cake/

    • evilstepmom

      #5. can be found here: http://www.lifeshouldcostless.com/2011/07/dutch-oven-cobbler-in-crockpot.html… and will be pinned. And might be made TONIGHT!

      • Bethany Ramos

        I will update link, thanks! And yum. :)

    • Blue

      All of that stuff looks gross. Not a fan of messy, gloppy “dessert” of any kind though, so it might just be me.

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