Looks like we can officially brace ourselves for more tidbits about post-birth stitch counts and looking glam during labor, because Snooki announced that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are expecting again! Â And that’s not all…apparently she is due to expel said Snooklet around the exact time she’s supposed to walk down the aisle:
“I can clarify that our wedding is still on, and we are madly in love with each other. Â We’ve waited long enough and cannot wait. Â [I'm] still working out with my trainer, safely, obviously, and being more conscious of the bad foods I eat. Â I refuse to be in labor again for 27 hours, and being active definitely helps that.”
Umm, hold the phone and shut the front door: Snooki was in laborÂ for 27 hours?! Â Holy cannoli, that’s a lot for any woman to go through – let alone a teensy 4’8″ fireball who spends actual time researching the proper Urban Decay palette to go with the maternity wing’s wall colors. Â Sheesh. Â Kudos, Snookster.
Also, I think I always assumed most of theÂ Jersey ShoreÂ cast was younger than me, but I am just now fully realizing that Snooki is only 26 years old. Â I mean, she went from being a drunk and disorderly, Ashton-Kutcher-Punk’d-hat-wearing mess to a full-blown, seemingly decent-ish mother of two and she’sÂ younger than me. Ugh, whatever. Â I refuse to feel bad about the state of my life decisions and/or compare them to Snooki’s and you should too.
The fact that Snooki and J-Woww are pregnant at the same time must have MTV’s Crappy Reality Show Creative Team a-buzzing. Â Maybe we’ll get to watch them both compare vagina stitches over a couple of Long Island iced teas!