Looks like we can officially brace ourselves for more tidbits about post-birth stitch counts and looking glam during labor, because Snooki announced that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are expecting again! And that’s not all…apparently she is due to expel said Snooklet around the exact time she’s supposed to walk down the aisle:
“I can clarify that our wedding is still on, and we are madly in love with each other. We’ve waited long enough and cannot wait. [I'm] still working out with my trainer, safely, obviously, and being more conscious of the bad foods I eat. I refuse to be in labor again for 27 hours, and being active definitely helps that.”
Umm, hold the phone and shut the front door: Snooki was in labor for 27 hours?! Holy cannoli, that’s a lot for any woman to go through – let alone a teensy 4’8″ fireball who spends actual time researching the proper Urban Decay palette to go with the maternity wing’s wall colors. Sheesh. Kudos, Snookster.
Also, I think I always assumed most of the Jersey Shore cast was younger than me, but I am just now fully realizing that Snooki is only 26 years old. I mean, she went from being a drunk and disorderly, Ashton-Kutcher-Punk’d-hat-wearing mess to a full-blown, seemingly decent-ish mother of two and she’s younger than me. Ugh, whatever. I refuse to feel bad about the state of my life decisions and/or compare them to Snooki’s and you should too.
The fact that Snooki and J-Woww are pregnant at the same time must have MTV’s Crappy Reality Show Creative Team a-buzzing. Maybe we’ll get to watch them both compare vagina stitches over a couple of Long Island iced teas!