15 Slutty Easter Outfits To Get You Kicked Out Of Church

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If you’re dressing your kids up for Easter, then you need to dress yourself up too so that you can make your big debut at church. There are countless beautiful and respectable Easter dresses that you can wear on Resurrection Sunday. Or you could say eff that and let your freak flag fly on this beautiful holiday, as you would any other day of the year.

Dressing up for a holiday is so much FUN. I am a big proponent of randomly slutty costumes because that’s how I get my kicks. Easter is one of the only holidays in the spring that welcomes the opportunity to slut it up, save for my slutty leprechaun gear used exclusively on St. Patrick’s Day.

Easter costumes are aplenty. Slutty Easter costumes are even better. Feast your eyes on these ah-mazingly slutty Easter ensembles that will have every eye in the congregation on YOU. #lordknows that good Easter entertainment is hard to come by:

1. Am I A Mom Or A Sexy Bunny? You Decide.

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2. I’m Not Pulling Any Punches Because I’m Just A Blatantly Sexy Bunny.

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3. Dudes Can Be Sexy Easter Bunnies Too.

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4. I’m Here For The Easter Egg Hunt?

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yandy.com

5. Hippity Hop Right To The Bedroom.

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6. Easter Bunny Boy Shorts Make The Most Sense.

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7. I Am A Sexy Angel Because, Bible.

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8. Sexy Easter Nun FTW.

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9. I Am About As Slutty As Jesus’s Mom Is Going To Get.

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10. Just Stick With Slutty Easter Pastels To Be On The Safe Side.

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11. Sexy Easter Chickie, Take 1.

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12. Sexy Easter Chickie, Take 2.

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13. Sexy Easter Chickie, Take 3.

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14. Betcha Never Thought You’d See A Sexy Easter Carrot.

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15. Sexy-Awkward Easter Carrot.

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    • https://twitter.com/FaintlyXMacabre Theresa Edwards

      I love the last carrot’s sweet jellie heels

      • Bethany Ramos

        I keep laughing to myself about the last awkward carrot with the sexy leg.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      I’m a sexy angel because bible is my new catchphrase

    • Missy

      I’m pretty sure #13 is actually a Care Bear…. Doesn’t make it less disturbing.

      • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

        HAHAHAHAH. I am also amused you know this

      • Missy

        The amount of sexy children’s toys as costumes for women disturbs me. I really have to laugh at it, though.

      • pixie

        You beat me to it, but that’s what I was going to say!

    • wispy

      Chickie Take 3 looks like a pomeranian is eating her head??

    • Robotic Socks

      Maria, you are my favorite! Keep at it!

      Also, No. 3 is just a dude in underwear with bunny ears photoshopped to his head

      • Robotic Socks

        I think you mommies should post your own sexy Easter Bunny costume selfies!

      • Valerie

        Oh Stifler.

      • Melissa

        I’m 99% sure that somewhere out there is a pic of Bethany in her slutty leprechaun outfit from St. Patrick’s Day 2007 (or was it 2008?), before marriage and babies tamed her… it involved booty shorts and suspenders and she rocked it! :-)

      • Bethany Ramos

        There is!!! And a shot necklace. Best memories. :)

      • Maria Guido

        I’m not responsible for this. Am I still your favorite?

      • Robotic Socks

        Always! :D

        (sorry Beth! I mixed up this article with one of Maria’s)

      • Bethany Ramos

        Haha I’ll take it :)

    • keelhaulrose

      I was hoping for Sexy Jesus….
      No, I don’t go to church. I’m also planning on throwing stuffed owls at my daughter’s friends after school to invite her to her Harry Potter themed party so I don’t have to do anything at her school, either. My goal is to never have to go into public again.

      • Bethany Ramos

        I googled sexy disciples and couldn’t find any!!

      • keelhaulrose

        I am NOT Google-ing ‘Sexy Jesus’. I have too much experience with Rule 34 to know that if I have any chance of not going to Hell it’ll be flushed down the toilet by hitting that search button.

      • Maria Guido

        Yes! Where the hell is sexy jesus???

      • Valerie

        We could just do Buddy Christ.

      • Emily Wight
      • pixie

        Like actually throwing stuffed owls at children?
        That’s kind of amazing.

      • keelhaulrose

        I get at least one PTO invite a day. I think my owl post invite idea might reduce that to zero. There’s only so many ways to say my socially awkward ass doesn’t want to go to group zumba night. I’m just being proactive.
        And I actually do have a few small stuffed owls my sister gave me when I jokingly said I wanted to do this, so owl post might be a legitimate thing for her “friends” party.

      • candyvines

        Jared Leto is sexy Jesus.

    • Valerie

      I’m all over #4. I feel like it would make sense as loungegear too- so very practical, really.

    • Megan Zander

      Sew a couple inches to the bottom of #10 and you have my go to date night outfit in college. Ah, youth!

      • Valerie

        RIght on.

    • candyvines

      I think these would make a sexy Easter costume:

      • Kay_Sue

        I’d eat myself. #ReesesEggAddict #ItsAProblem

    • CrazyFor Kate

      I miiiiight have showed up to church in red fishnet stockings once. In Lent. Fortunately, I was the archbishop’s daughter, so no one could say a damn thing. HAH.

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    • Kelly

      I love yandy.com. I want the gray bunny outfit.

    • Kay_Sue

      I already have Mrs. Claus, maybe I should add to it. Definitely the carrot, I think.

      • Bethany Ramos

        I am so into that slutty carrot.

      • Kay_Sue

        I am pretty sure it is those shoes in the last photo. I’d have to go full carrot.

        You know, I wonder how much my husband’s life insurance policy is and if it would be worth my while to make him laugh himself to death. That’s accidental, right?

      • Bethany Ramos

        LOL please!!

    • http://ultimatemamacat.tumblr.com/ Hana Graham

      …I want the hooded bunny one and the Jesus one now.

      • Bethany Ramos

        This had Hana written all over it!!

      • http://ultimatemamacat.tumblr.com/ Hana Graham

        WHAT DOES THAT MEAN #HDY!!!

      • Bethany Ramos

        Lolll you are my costume friend! I assumed you had at least one of these… :)

      • http://ultimatemamacat.tumblr.com/ Hana Graham

        I don’t…but now I need them!!

    • Amber Leigh

      I owned number one :D I was only 21 at the time and dressed as the white rabbit for a friends Alice in Wonderland party…. too make it worse I switched out the three quarter pants for short shorts lol

    • Melissa

      OMG as soon as I saw the headline I knew you wrote this article! :-) I kind of want to know where you find this crazy stuff, but then again I kind of don’t.

      • Bethany Ramos

        Lol – this is my sad, special talent. ;)

    • Elisa Probert

      Everything needs to be SEXAY!!!!

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