It’s possible that I am just easily entertained today because I had a fantastic night’s sleep – but the #RuinAChildrensBook Twitter feed made my morning. Is there anything more enjoyable than taking something that is meant to bring joy to young kids and totally manipulating it to appease your sick sense of humor? There probably is, but I can’t think of it right now because I am too busy laughing at these.

How glad are you that I spent my morning picking out the really funny ones so you didn’t have to take a trip down the rabbit hole that is a trending Twitter hashtag stream to read these? I increased your productivity by at least 30 percent today. You’re welcome.

 

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I actually loved his hat, but this is still clever.

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Screen Shot 2014-03-25 at 9.06.12 AMBjizsm7CMAADwxHThis is so wrong that it’s right.

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The first rule of babysitter’s fight club is… Oh man this would have been such a better book.

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So wrong. But funny.

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Thanks, Twitter. Can’t wait to see what we destroy tomorrow.