Toddlers. They’re adorable as a button. But as Maria Guido mused this week,Â half the time they’re a whirlwind of nightmarish hell on Earth. Our buddy the Honest Toddler even has a handy dandy hash tag for it, #ToddlerProblems. If you get a chance you should totally check out all the amusing, thoughtful and sometimes terrifying toddler problems parents are using this hash tag to discuss on Twitter. But let’s be real. If you’re the parent of a toddler, you don’t have time for that shiz. So I’ve gathered 10 of the funniest examples for your entertainment.
10. Cheese is everything
Aimee, Aimee, Aimee. When will you learn? To a toddler, cheese is everything. To deny a toddler cheese is to deny them the most sacred right of toddler-kind. Oh well, maybe the adoptive mom has some cheese…
9. Even superheroes have quirks
Now get it right before he has to use his laser sight on you, woman!
8. Who needs geography?
A toddler has no need for things like maps or geography. Now get him some Mickey ears STAT!
7. Sounds like a personal problem
But you didn’t answer the most important question…is the truck okay?
6. Toddler tattoos
Phfffftt. Don’t feel bad little guy. Even Van Gogh was misunderstood in his day.
5. Pants are for infants
I’m sure this lady’s toddler is thinking “To hell with these pants, I have important toddler work to do.”
4. Toddlers do what they want
But how else is she going to MacGyver her way out of the crib?
3. A budding fashionista
Who says sweatpants can’t be “pants” pants?
2. Call the authorities!
(Photo: Twitter, unless otherwise stated)