gun3Pregnant women with guns are like peanut butter and jelly. It just makes sense. If you didn’t pose with a handgun at your pregnancy photo shoot, then you’re obviously not doing it right. Or, maybe you just don’t live in Texas. (I can say that because I live in Texas. Remember the Alamo!)

Regular pregnancy photo shoots are boring. Here are 10 of the best pregnant women with gun poses if you like to live on the edge:

1. Happy Pregnant Hostage

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I don’t know what to say about this photo, except that it is my all-time favorite. I just can’t stop looking at it. I’m going to set it as my screensaver right now.

2. Pregnant Target Practice

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Her belly isn’t getting in the way of her bull’s-eye, no sirree.

3. Like Mother, Like Son…?

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I don’t know what to say about this picture. So awkward and disturbing at the same time.

4. Stand Your Pregnant Ground

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This doesn’t fall under pregnant photo shoot per se, but this real-life pregnant lady used her ammo to stop an intruder. And she looks pretty proud of herself.

5. Adorable Maternity Holster

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This is kind of like the belly band, except you can put a gun in it. Bonus.

6. The Perfect Gun-Toting Parents-To-Be

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HAHAHAH what does this photo even MEAN? I love the sly little look on her face as she steals his handgun.

7. Pregnant Kill Shot

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Here’s that same sly little pregnant lady again practicing another gun pose. Looks like this was the main theme of her photo shoot.

8. Babies, Guns, And Watermelons

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So much WTF on this one, I don’t even know where to begin. I sincerely hope she shot the watermelon directly after the photo was taken.

9. Pregnant Vigilante In Plaid

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This photo is so dated and so terrible in so many ways.

10. Worst Pregnancy Announcement Ever

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Please tell me that she put this photo up on Facebook. I want to be her friend.