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10 Toddler Fail GIFs That Will Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing

shutterstock_156930755If you haven’t met me before, I am a total bag of douche. I just wanted to clear that up so that you didn’t have any false expectations of going into this post all warm and fuzzy-like.

I think it is crazy hilarious when kids fall down, even my own. Of course, I always check to make sure they’re okay before I laugh out loud because I don’t want to damage their psyche or anything. But if there are only bumps and bruises, then I’ll take my sweet time enjoying the hilarity of the moment.

One of my best memories was when my 12 month old son fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of me and my husband. He had crawled to the top by himself and was very proud. He had navigated the stairs by himself many times before, but this time he wanted to show us something. As he walked toward us from the top of the steps, he didn’t think to actually step down. He missed the step and barrel rolled down at least 10 carpeted stairs, and it was amazing.

If that story made you chuckle, just you wait. I’ve spent the better part of my afternoon digging up the best toddler accident GIFs that the Internet has to offer. If your kid doesn’t fall down enough at home, you can bookmark this post for any time you need a good laugh.

1. That Dog Just Came Out Of Nowhere, I Swear.

2. That Gang Of Dogs Just Came Out Of Nowhere, I Swear.

3. That Cat Just Came Out Of Nowhere, I Swear.

4. Worst Basketball Tryouts Ever.

5. Worst Mini Golf Game Ever.

6. Mattress Sled Gone Wrong.

7. Kid Versus Kid.

8. At Least She Stuck The Landing.

9. Give This Man A Medal.

10. Oversized Balls Make Terrible Toys.

(Image: Daria Filimonova/Shutterstock)

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  • Crusty Socks

    Beth… so evil

    >:(

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    I’m a terrible person because this is pretty much the funniest thing ever

    • LiberalGilt

      yes, you are

  • Kiers Kay

    I’m laughing, but it is the error of an adult that made most of these happen.

  • Kay_Sue

    I’m laughing so hard, I can’t even pick a favorite…

    • Bethany Ramos

      I love them allllllll.

  • Valerie

    The one with the kid falling off the table. I cannot stop watching it. If you are a bag of douche than I will be the twisty tie that holds all the douche in.

    • Bethany Ramos

      We are the perfect match!

    • Valerie

      This kind of reminds me of the book The Runaway Bunny where the momma bunny is like “If you become a boat I will become the wind and blow you where I want you to go”.

    • Bethany Ramos

      Hahahaha awwww.

  • aCongaLine

    I feel like my toddler would fit in… she just jumped off the couch, onto her baby sister. (total accidental landing, everyone is fine).

    Seriously, I really did need that laugh. THese are great.

  • http://wtfihaveakid.blogspot.ca/ jendra_berri

    Oh my god, so funny… the kids must be just fine otherwise what kind of psycho would post it on the internet? Right?
    The golf one killed me. And the man who caught the kid is Batman.

    • Kat

      That’s what I tell myself.

  • http://fckwhatyouheard.wordpress.com/ Lunashademom

    #9.. that man doing the divebomb for the baby is a goddamn HERO. That was amazing. Also, Kid vs Kid is hilarious.

  • Jennifer Freeman

    #8 is killing me. Such confidence before she face plants and skids across the mat.

    • aliceblue

      OK, I get she wasn’t supposed to skid on her face but what was she supposed to do?

    • Caitlin Burrows

      I almost wish you could see what the kid did before her.

  • Kitsune

    I figure it’s ok to laugh because I laugh at myself when I do stupid things, which happens all the time because I am super klutzy. Everyone thinks that they will be the exception to the exercise ball is trying to kill you rule but no one ever is. I see at least one a week on failblog.

  • CandaceB

    My MIL totally did number 10 to my toddler back in the day. I kept telling her that I didn’t think that it was a good idea to let a 2 year old bounce on the giant exercise ball. Of course, she ignored me because after all…what the hell do I know. Then bam, he flew back first into the wall right on a metal air vent which left a nice screw shaped scar on his back. In the end, he was fine but, he didn’t want to go her for weeks after that. Bahahahaha!

    • aCongaLine

      I’m a huge fan of “I told you so” moments with my ILs.

  • jane

    Do you think someone threw the cat in #3, or do you think it jumped? Either way hi.lar.i.ous.

  • Rachel Sea

    I’ve totally been #9. The mom, the kid, and me were all so shocked we just stared at each other for a good 30 seconds, with me holding the boy about 6″ above the tile floor.

  • Megan Zander

    Nooooooooo. I cringe!

  • Crusty Socks

    #antibeth

    • Bethany Ramos

      YES!

    • http://fckwhatyouheard.wordpress.com/ Lunashademom

      This just gave me heart palpitations.

  • SA

    Hilarious! Love the mini-golf one!

    My kid face planted in a big pile of snow (which she was also afraid of prior to falling in it) and I couldn’t even help her up I was laughing so hard. She had snow stuck in her EYELASHES! I definitely got the look of disapproval from husband.

  • Crusty Socks

    #adultfail

    • http://fckwhatyouheard.wordpress.com/ Lunashademom

      I see this happening to me at some point in the future. But I would be holding two cup holders full of venti frapps.

    • Valerie

      I am done. I can go home now. This is the perfect end to my Friday.

    • Crusty Socks

      That man was reportedly stuck on a broken escalator for 2 hours!

    • Valerie

      You must be kidding. Did people just climb over him? The logistics are mind-boggling.

    • SA

      *laughing* *tears* 2 hours?!!!

  • Jell

    The one where the kid gets run over by the two dogs is one of my favorite gifs of all times. The only thing I feel bad about is that it will probably be re-run at every family gathering until the kid moves out. Comedy gold.

    • Bethany Ramos

      Me toooooo.

  • THATwoman

    So… #4… the basketball thing… I almost spit out my beloved Hot Pocket! (and I worked hard to steal that off my son’s plate when he wasn’t looking!)
    As for #9… I agree with the previous comment… that man is Batman! Holy smokes!

  • Jordana

    Bahahahahaha #8!!!! OMG I love this….I must be kind of a bag of douche as well….

  • Rowan

    My son once did the classic “try to look in sweet shop window, fail to notice the glass” thing. The noise of his head meeting the window was a resounding “clonnnnnng”. I laughed so hard I could barely stand. Cue: “It’s NOT funny, mummy!”

    Yes. Yes it is.

  • Jessie

    The best part about #5 is that you know daddy had to know his kid was barrelling right into a water trap, and he still just stood there and watched the hilarity ensue.

  • Kat

    #6 is so graceful as she goes down though.

  • Sara610

    OMG, I needed that. My husband’s out of town this weekend and I’m single-parenting my toddler on very little sleep (I can’t even blame it on her; I have an annoying cough that keeps me up at night but I don’t want to take my usual go-to nighttime remedy, Nyquil, because that shit KNOCKS ME OUT). I really needed a good laugh…….

  • Alanna Jorgensen

    My kid put her little plastic trash can from her room on her head and immediately ran into the wall. I laughed for days.

  • GORE

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Reba

    I don’t get it — these are terrible and not funny at all. wtf?

    • Katie

      because you obviously have no sense of humor… i can only imagine what a “fun” parent you must be…

    • Reba

      Rude.
      Anyhow, I just don’t get how someone getting hurt is funny.

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