8 Hilarious Pregnancy Dancing GIFs That Will Amaze Your Eyeballs

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Contrary to popular belief, pregnant ladies are not weak and infirm. In fact, that was one of my main beefs with pregnancy—no one believed I could do anything normal. Sure, I appreciated people offering up their seats and holding the door open for me when I was huge and pregnant, but I also kept up with my fitness and went jogging a week overdue. (#humblebrag or #fact, you tell me.)

All that is to say—pregnant ladies can still be awesome. Unfortunately, I am the worst dancer in the world even without child, so I can’t imagine it being any different while pregnant. But the fun part about dancing when you’re pregnant is that you have a built-in dance partner. Hey-o! You also have the automatic respect of anyone watching you shake your money maker because you have an 8 pound bowling ball strapped to your belly. As a pregnant dancer, you win every time.

If you’re pregnant or are planning on getting pregnant, don’t forget to dance like a complete moron at your next social gathering. If there’s a wedding, do some kind of fancy baseball whistle with your fingers and make everyone clear the floor so that you can do the pregnant version of the worm. Think I’m kidding? I most certainly am not.

Pregnant ladies, you must dance. Don’t let your belly get in the way of a good time, I always say. Use these hilarious pregnant dancers as inspiration the next time you want to shake your groove thang.

1. Pregnant Break Dancer Is Da Bomb.

2. Classic Pregnant White Girl Dance.

3. Frightening Pregnant Belly Reveal Dance.

4. The Pregnant Strip Tease You’ve Always Dreamed Of.

5. Bad Ass Pregnant Gyrating Dance.

6. Pregnant Bump And Grind.

7. The Ultimate Pregnant Jazzercise.

8. And the pièce de résistance… The Pregnant IDGAF Dance.

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    • CMJ

      SOMEONE CALL 1-555-HOT-PRGR IMMEDIATELY.

      • Bethany Ramos

        I double dare you.

      • CMJ

        Ugh, I can hardly order pizza let alone call this number (I have a weird phobia about calling people I don’t know…). I was totally thinking Crusty Socks would do it.

      • Bethany Ramos

        He will, just wait….

      • Crusty Socks

        I’m on their ‘blocked list’ apparently :(

    • jane

      The rest of that headline should read “and horrify your brain.” Because while I want to embrace these, I just kept thinking, “uh… huh…AH!”

    • Life-Sized Mommy

      Anything with Rory Williams wins. This is now my favorite ever Mommyish article because of him. (Even if it is weird, alternate-timeline, ponytail Rory!)

    • Brittany Anne

      I am currently pregnant and have five weddings to attend this spring. Thanks for the inspiration!

    • http://www.twitter.com/ohladyjayne allisonjayne

      These are great. Is the first one from that Oxfam ad campaign from a few years ago? I recall the tagline was something like “if you think this is dangerous, try giving birth in such-and-such country. support maternal health” or something.

      • Bethany Ramos

        IDK, but I can’t stop watching #1!!

    • Kay_Sue

      My mom taught me the gopher dance. The one from the gopher in Caddyshack. ‘Twas dead sexy. I’d like to learn to break dance, and then get pregnant, and then do the pregnant break dancing though, I think. For a challenge.

    • Jordana

      LOL I love this!!!!

    • Lindsey Sweet

      Number one doesn’t look all that comfortable……….the whole time I’m watching it I’m going “ow, ow, ow, oh ouch! “