There’s a new hilarious Twitter account in town, and it’s so right on some moms aren’t getting the joke. You’ve heard of a “Sancitmommy.” But have you hear of a “Sanctibaby?” Sanctibaby exists to make you feel shitty about all of your parenting choices. And she is hilarious. Well, maybe it’s a he. I can never tell with babies.

First there was Honest Toddler, hilariously pointing out all the funny things parents do. Now Sanctibaby is here to point out all of our parenting pitfalls and make sure we buy organic.

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Oh man. Something about having a baby point these opinions out makes them funnier than they already are. You know why it’s so funny? Because there are people who actually feel this way. Everyone has opinions but the judgment that’s often attached to some of them is what is laughable.

This is the Internet, so as can be expected some people aren’t getting the joke:

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You’re having a conversation with a baby. Well, not really – but you know what I mean.

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“You’re being a judgmental jerk, fake Twitter baby!

Lighten up, people. These accounts exist so we can laugh at ourselves. They provide some much needed levity in a parenting environment where every decision we make is often dissected and ultimately proven to be wrong anyway.

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Your loss.