When I was younger, I constantly functioned at a â€śfast-forwardâ€ť pace. I moved out of my parentsâ€™ house at 17. I got married in between my sophomore and junior year of college at the ripe old age of 20, and we added a baby into that mix when I was 24. I have always felt older than I really was, but could also fall back on not actually being all that old.
Until the shift happened. People began to catch up, move out, get married and have their own babies.Â Lots of us have mortgages now. Sports figures went from being in my peer group, to being younger than even my youngest sibling. I thought Bruno Marsâ€™ Super Bowl performance was adorable, and I have had daydreams where I pat him on the head and tell him so. This seems to be a far cry from my strange but true attraction to David Grohl so many years ago. I have spent brain calls thinking about how the song â€śThrift Shopâ€ť has some sound financial advice- popping tags can help with your monthly budget. Yes, I went from â€śplaying oldâ€ť to being old.
The kids donâ€™t help. Between my own children, and the children I spent many years with in the classroom, I can map out every fine line on my face based on what horrified expression I was making at the time. â€śWhy are you eating that??â€ť which covers both toddlers and 4th graders, explains the three deep lines that would require more serious intervention should I choose to fix them.Â I snore now. My ankles pop. I fall asleep most nights by 10:15.
I ward off early induction into the AARP using that which is most available to me. Yes, like Mother Gothel and Repunzel, but with more love and a lot less hair, I use my kids to bring me eternal youth. A majority of the time, it is our job as parents to act like, well, parents.Â But in that wondrous tiny window of time, when you act like an idiot with your kids for the sake of fun, you earn back a few of those years this monthâ€™s heating bill is sucking away.
For example, walking to school in the morning is torture. No one can tear themselves away from Curious George fast enough to put on their coats; mittens are gone; lunchboxes are forgotten.Â I can feel time draining from my soul as I try to calmly assist one child in tying her shoes while telling her older sister that leggings arenâ€™t pants and she needs to throw a skirt on in the next 30 seconds. But if I let them take the lead on the walk and participate instead of hide behind my iPhone screen, I can actually enjoy it too. They sing songs the entire way there like lifeâ€™s one big Broadway show. I can tell them to stop and walk faster, or I can belt out a weird line about how their baby brother farted. One makes me feel mean; one helps me remember what it is like to think potty jokes are the best. I canâ€™t always pick door #2 or weâ€™d never get to school on time and inevitably I would get a note home about how my daughter is using inappropriate language, but sometimes I need to for them and for me.