There are some crazy beautiful pregnant ladies on the Oscars red carpet tonight. If you look up “glowing pregnant goddess” any of these women would suffice. You don’t have to take my word for it; there’s plenty of photographic evidence. What’s pretty disturbing though is that of the three most tweeted about pregnant women on the red carpet – Kerry Washington, Olivia Wilde and Elsa Pataky – the one that is the biggest is getting repeatedly insulted, while the other two are being praised for “barely looking pregnant.” So, it’s okay to look pregnant, just not too pregnant.
Elsa Pataky is carrying twins. Twitter thinks she’s too big and hates her dress.
Hello, gorgeous. What is wrong with this dress? Nothing, if you ask me. She looks incredible, and for the record she’s carrying twins. Twins, people. But apparently she should have worn some kind of burlap sack or something, because Twitter is offended by her pregnant style. I guess they don’t like imagining that she has skin under that dress or that there appears to be evidence that there are boobs under it as well.
The color of this gown is gorgeous. I guess they’re troubled that it’s hugging her pregnant belly or something? Maybe she should have found her a corset?
No need to tell a woman who is heavily pregnant with twins on the red carpet she looks good. Just remind her how huge she is.
Well, this is just mean.
Olivia Wilde got off easier. Her black dress isn’t offending anyone’s sensibilities and many people seem thrilled that you can barely tell she’s pregnant. Also, when you don’t look too pregnant people think you and your husband are adorable:
Aw cute! Her husband notices how she’s really carrying off this whole “pregnancy” thing well.
You can’t even tell she’s pregnant!
She hardly looks pregnant, so – elegant!
Kerry Washington is a pregnant woman everyone loves. She looks amazing. She really can do no wrong. E! reminded us, ”Pregnant or not, it’s amazing.”
People are just tripping over themselves wondering how someone could actually look this pretty while pregnant:
Did I really just read “#orcas?” Kay.
Yup. Pregnant women are puffy and gross. I hope to escape that fate.
So, just to recap; don’t go on a red carpet when you are too pregnant. Also, be prepared for everyone to wonder how you can possibly look so pretty.