Quick note: I promise I’ll be back with my regularly scheduled silly content tomorrow and will leave the serious stuff to serious people. But stick with me for a bit and help me work through this.
I woke up one morning in a hospital bed and realized that both of my parents will one day die. This may seem like a spectacularly stupid realization, and of course I always knew they would die one day. Nobody lives forever, least of all in my family where heart disease knocks you out early. But the reality of one day losing my parents never felt particularly real for one reason or another. It just felt like something that happened to other peopleâs parents.
I went to my great aunt’s funeral a month or so ago. I only got to meet her once or twice, but my dad was very close to her. They shared a birthday and inside jokes, and he flew here, to New York, to attend. For some reason, I spent the entire funeral planning my own parentsâ funerals, which I imagined separately and with a lot of detail. We would ask for donations to the non-profit my mom works at instead of flowers. My dadâs would have musicâprobably The Beach Boys or Etta James. My sisters and I wouldnât speak, just sit there, holding hands, like we have at funerals in the past. Like we will again. Is it normal to plan this out in advance? When did I become so obsessed with my own parents mortality?
The night of my great auntâs funeral, I ended up in the emergency room with what was eventually revealed to be an inconsequential chest infection. However, the ER doctors spent the first 12 hours of my visit thinking I had a blood clot, which meant it was a somewhat stressful experience (although, I’ve had worse). Around hour 10, a suspiciously young radiologist told me that the dye theyâd need to inject into my blood for a CT scan might make me âfeel like my insides were on fireâ or make my throat close up such that Iâd need to be intubated. I totally lost itâmaybe it was the mix of exhaustion and fear, but I became a crying mess. I wouldnât stop apologizing to him, saying âItâs really not your fault! I went to a funeral today but itâs fine I barely even know her, but itâs just been a weird day!â while he patted me on the shoulder. Iâm a fairly independent person, but I did something I haven’t done in a long timeâI called my dad for help. By some miracle, he was still in New York City and was able to come save the day, which wouldnât have happened under any other circumstances.
Iâm not particularly close with my parents. We havenât gotten to that point of being friends, we just kind of coexist and catch up and everythingâs whatever. But for the first time since moving out, I felt like I needed a parent. I felt like a little kid. I think of myself as quite the little adultâI pay own rent and bills and live on the opposite coast from from my parents, starting my own life and family with my boyfriend. These moments remind me that I am so, so young, and that I still need to be parented. It reminds me of how much I’m floating out here, and how those two people 3,000 miles away are anchors.
He came to the Brooklyn ER, talked to the doctors, and I fell asleep. I woke up an hour or two later and realized that normally, he wouldnât have even been here, because he lives in California. And then I realized that one day he would die.