Valentine’s Day can be downright repetitive when you’re in a long-term relationship. How many times can you buy the same card with the hearts and the flowers and the sunsets before you start feeling like a total phony? That’s why this year, I made some more specific cards, that speak to the special love and honesty that you share in a long-term relationship. It’s the little things that we overlook that make long-term relationships special, folks.

Just bring me some flowers next week.

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I love that you know this relationship has boundaries.

 

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The best thing about bedtime is your warm shins.

 

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Actually, it’s not just the gesture that counts. 

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Thanks, honey. 

 

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Thanks for ignoring the less-than-glamourous parts.

 

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What’s with this silverware thing? 

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You’re the best.

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