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8 Perfect Baby Valentines To Prove Your Undying “S-Motherly” Love

If your baby is your whole world, and you can’t stand to think of anything else all day long, then you are obviously in the right place. If you are a mother that doesn’t love your baby with the most burning, undying, unclenching love thirst, then you better GTFO right now, or else I’m going to call CPS.

Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to celebrate your baby love, and I’m talking about literal babies, people. Save the inappropriate TLC “Baby, Baby, Baby” love for after-hours when mommies turn into real people again.

Even though your baby can’t talk yet, you can still show your little one just how much you care with these helpful and expressive Valentines. I would recommend that you laminate these little suckers and maybe plaster them all over your baby’s crib. The moment they learn to read, they will understand how much you care. These Valentine’s messages will make sure that they never, ever forget your love UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

These Valentines go out to all of the ladies that put the “mother” in SMOTHER:

1. Owl Always Love You

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2. Hoo Loves You?

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3. Let’s Bee Friends

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4. Bee Mine

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5. UR GR8

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6. Sending Loads Of Love

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7. You’re A Purr-Fect Baby!

cat

8. UR COOL

penguin

(photo: Getty Images)

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  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    hahahahah #THEBEST

    • Armchair Observer

      More like the #thebeset

  • MerlePerle

    Actually my kid just told me she’s never moving out, even after she gets married and has kid. I’m scared.

    • ShanLea

      My 2 year old says “Mommy, I’m gonna be with you forever and ever and ever” in the creepiest little kid from pet sematary voice….nightmares!

    • meteor_echo

      For your own sake, run before there are scalpels involved D:

    • ShanLea

      Urgh I am cringing now….I can just see the old man’s face….nightmares!!

    • pineapplegrasss

      My sons have already asked me to marry them. Multiple times.

    • Mystik Spiral

      My 5yo nephew told my SIL that when he grows up he’s going to buy the house next door. :)

  • CMJ

    #blessed is my nemesis.

    (among other things…but it’s up there)

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      we love #blessed. It’s just so perfect , it epitomizes any mom on Facebook who is not one of OUR people

    • CMJ

      When I say nemesis I mean I roll my eyes every time I see it and openly judge. It’s a BIG ONE in the theatre community around here. so #honored and #blessed.

    • FormerlyKnownAsWendy

      #jesuschrist that would get annoying

    • Bethany Ramos

      #lordknows

    • mommabeer

      It’s so nice of them to put a little hash tag label on themselves for us!

    • Jamie-tang

      #proudmommy

    • MamaLlama

      Yes! Yes! Those have replaced #blessed in recent weeks on my feed. We must have the same FB ‘friends’.

    • Bethany Ramos

      I am #dying!

    • MamaLlama

      1000% agreement…. However my #blessed Facebook posters have dropped significantly in recent weeks so either they are #notblessed or have gotten a clue. Or they know I’ve been waiting to pounce on their posts and send them to STFU parents.

  • G.E. Phillips

    I think you’re being facetious, but I kinda wanna give allllll of these to my Face. Especially the cat one, although I’m kind of looking forward to the crazy cat lady portion of my life.

    • ShanLea

      Crazy cat ladies FTW!

    • Jordana

      If you can’t joke about this kind of stuff, what can you joke about? This hardly seems facetious…

  • SA

    haha….”Me, and don’t you ever forget it”.

  • Andrea

    OMG are these real?? Did someone create them for real??? Or are they just in fun?
    Actually, either way they are too creepy and ewwwww!

    • Bethany Ramos

      I made them!! YAY.

    • Melissa

      Hooray! I love them even more now! Should have known from “parent-child life partners” that these were your creations. HLP.

    • Bethany Ramos

      LOL! Of course, I had children to give birth to my new friends…

  • Lee

    These remind me of the incredibly creepy children’s book Love You Forever. My mom gave it to me to read to the boy. It is about how a mom sneaks into her kids room as he is growing up to hold him and sing to him. It ends with the Mom driving to the adult son’s house and breaking in to hold and sing to him in his sleep. Then as the mom is old and dying the son holds and sings to her. Soooo creepy and I will never read it to the boy.

    • pineapplegrasss

      c’mon Lee, sing it in your head.. ‘I’ll love you forever, I’ll love you for always, as long as I’m living, my baby you’ll be’ ;)

    • Lee

      NOOOOO!!!

    • http://www.gamedevwidow.weebly.com/ Theresa Edwards

      I can’t look at that book without the awful pictures reminding me of this much creepier book:

    • Lee

      That is horrific! Is it based on a true story? I read a couple articles about this kind of thing that happened in the 90s I think.

  • MamaLlama

    Yay, #blessed made it… I am not disappointed.

  • Teleute

    Number five is my favorite because robots are awesome and it’s totally true.

    • Bethany Ramos

      Yes!!

  • Jordana

    Hahahahah love this!! #3 is my fave…sadly know way too many people that fit this bill.