Here’s Video Proof That People With Eyes Don’t Care About What Comes Out Of Channing Tatum’s Mouth

If I ever sat across a table from Channing Tatum, I’m sure I would be wide-eyed like a school girl hanging on his every word. Channing Tatum can say whatever the hell he wants all day long and it wouldn’t matter what it was because as soon as he was done saying it all women across the land would swoon. He’s just one of those men. He’s magic. Magic Mike.

I realized this today when I saw a video of him talking about his daughter:

He says something like, “my baby is so smart and blah, blah, blah, blah.” I don’t even know what he was saying honestly. I stopped listening and fell into his sexy-trance.

I’m going to prove it to you. I’m going to list some quotes by Channing himself, followed by GIFS of the man. You can see if you really paid attention to anything he said, or just fell into his sexy-trance. Will you know Channing any better by the end of this article? Doubt it.

But I’m not a tough guy or a street fighter for real. I’m just an actor.

No one’s calling me for lawyer roles. I still have a lot to do to prove myself.

I grew up in Florida, where if you weren’t comfortable dancing, you weren’t going to get any girls.

I like to be lean. If I get too bulky I can’t move well and I like to move. When I’m not training, I get really round and soft.

That’s something I do, like, all the time. I just do backflips off things.

I’m not a political person. When I start to get into it, it just upsets me. I feel so powerless when it comes to politics. So I’ve just decided to be non-political and very, very pro-soldier.

There are so many things I want to do. Like, I want to get an artist, a musician, a photographer, and a bunch of dancers that I know and just travel across Africa and just film it and just see what happens. Do and learn as much as I possibly can. Luckily, I have a lot more time.

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  • Asia Woodley

    Nope…..don’t remember a thing.

  • Kheldarson

    Lots of pretty muscle… wait, was he saying something there?

  • Mystik Spiral

    Am I the only straight woman on the face of the earth who doesn’t really get the appeal of Channing Tatum? I mean, yes he’s got a nice body, but so do countless other men. I just don’t think he’s that great looking.

    *runs away and hides*

    • TwentiSomething Mom

      He’s got mooooooves!

    • Vista

      No, you’re not! I actually don’t find him good looking in the slightest. Plus the fact that he’s dumber than a sack of hammers makes him doubly unattractive. I DO NOT get what the hype is about.

    • Mystik Spiral

      Agreed. Dumber than a sack of hammers is not an endearing quality to me.

    • jane

      I didn’t for a long time, and then I caught him in a certain picture and I was like “ohhhh, that’s what everyone’s been drooling about” and I’ve been hooked ever since. It’s kind of like an odd addiction.

      PS the exact same thing happened with Bradley Cooper. Nothing for him at all, then I saw him in Silver Linings Playbook and my ovaries were all “bring that here NOW.”

    • Alicia Kiner

      That’s how I feel about Brad Pitt. For some reason, and I can’t explain it, but I’m a Channing Tatum fan. I saw him in Dear John, and liked his character. So yeah. But I think Colin Farrell is hot too and no one agrees with me.

    • Ana

      Have you seen Magic Mike? I didn’t really get what all the fuss was about either before that movie. It’s much better than I thought it would be, and he plays a really endearing character.

  • Justme

    Not even going to lie…I would prefer him mouth shut. Before my husband, my type of man was pretty and dumb…just like Channing Tatum.

    • Alfreda Wells Morrissey

      If a man said he likes his women pretty and dumb would we say that is sexist? What if he couldn’t recall a thing you said because he was busy looking at your sexy body? Is this not objectifying?

      Read this article yesterday:

      I found it funny that even having fantasies about women was not ok but women having fantasies about men is ok. I’m seriously confused. What are the rules here?

      Personally I think whatever is going on in the privacy of your own head is fine, but if you really can’t make out the words coming out of a person’s mouth or don’t care to hear them speak, then that is falling into objectifying. I guess it is ok since he is on TV and you are not doing it to his face, but the title of this article and this particular comment rub me a bit the wrong way.

    • Justme

      I used to date very pretty, very dumb men. That is a fact. Channing Tatum reminds me of several ex-boyfriends – men who were sweet and handsome, but didn’t have a whole lot going on upstairs. That’s not sexist – it’s just the comparison that I draw when I see him or hear him speak. I made no sexual reference about him, just that I prefer not to listen to him…can people not find other people physically attractive?

  • Anna

    I can’t even recall the quotes I read from him in this article due to the gifs of him within the article.

    • DeanaCal

      Quotes? Huh?

  • Rachel Sea

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  • Natasha B

    That’s some interesting informa….oh…his shirt is off…sorry, what?

  • FormerlyKnownAsWendy

    He seems pretty nice, I’ve always thought. I could be wrong, but I genuinely believe he is (this is inspired b/c I just read that last article about how a ton of stars are abusive assholes and we should all remember that). I’ve never read that he was cruel and he always says nice things about his wife. And, I *think* he said something about how he would love to play a chess star just once so he could eat whatever he wanted for a few months and not have to exercise, and I thought…,yeah…I can appreciate that.

  • Alexandra

    Awwww, maybe it’s me but I like big dumb guys. Sorry that sounds horrible I know…..
    He seems sweet!

  • Robotic Arms Dealer

    I am so tired of you girls objectifying hot sexy guys like me all the time!!! >:(

  • pineapplegrasss

    I have to say I didn’t bother reading the article, I just liked looking at the pictures.

  • pineapplegrasss

    oooh I just scrolled back up and down again, I have to go have a cigarette now ;)