If I ever sat across a table from Channing Tatum, I’m sure I would be wide-eyed like a school girl hanging on his every word. Channing Tatum can say whatever the hell he wants all day long and it wouldn’t matter what it was because as soon as he was done saying it all women across the land would swoon. He’s just one of those men. He’s magic. Magic Mike.
I realized this today when I saw a video of him talking about his daughter:
He says something like, “my baby is so smart and blah, blah, blah, blah.” I don’t even know what he was saying honestly. I stopped listening and fell into his sexy-trance.
I’m going to prove it to you. I’m going to list some quotes by Channing himself, followed by GIFS of the man. You can see if you really paid attention to anything he said, or just fell into his sexy-trance. Will you know Channing any better by the end of this article? Doubt it.
But I’m not a tough guy or a street fighter for real. I’m just an actor.
No one’s calling me for lawyer roles. I still have a lot to do to prove myself.
I grew up in Florida, where if you weren’t comfortable dancing, you weren’t going to get any girls.
I like to be lean. If I get too bulky I can’t move well and I like to move. When I’m not training, I get really round and soft.
That’s something I do, like, all the time. I just do backflips off things.
I’m not a political person. When I start to get into it, it just upsets me. I feel so powerless when it comes to politics. So I’ve just decided to be non-political and very, very pro-soldier.
There are so many things I want to do. Like, I want to get an artist, a musician, a photographer, and a bunch of dancers that I know and just travel across Africa and just film it and just see what happens. Do and learn as much as I possibly can. Luckily, I have a lot more time.