The 12 Funniest Parents On Twitter: Get Ready To Wet Yourself

lolTwitter is fun for everyone, whether you’re in the mood to watch a celebrity meltdown or follow in the footsteps of a self-deprecating parent. If you don’t have a Twitter account, it’s really easy to create one, and you’ll have just one more thing to distract you from the boring drudgery that is your mom life.

Also, it will give you the perfect opportunity to use all of those hashtags you have up your sleeve.

If you’re having a great day? #perfectday

If you’re feeling really happy and smug about your life? #blessed

If your kid is driving you fucking bananas and you can’t wait till bedtime? #momlife

Now that I’ve schooled you on everything you need to know about using the Twitter, it’s time to get your mouse-clicking finger ready and create yourself an account. Once you have an account, you’ll be scratching your head and wondering what to do with yourself. I’m here for you. I’ve compiled an all-inclusive list of HA-larious Twitter parents that will have you giggling into your smartphone in the wee hours of the morning when you can’t go back to sleep after your precious baby will woke you up for the fourth time that night. #damnbaby

Once you’ve studied under these ultra-funny Twitter parents, you can start to write your own tweets and gather your own following of sleep-deprived parents in need of a good laugh. Soon, you will take over the world.

In no particular order… The best parents of Twitter:

1. Honest Toddler ‏@HonestToddler

T22. Dad and Buried ‏@DadandBuried


3. Amy Flory ‏@FunnyIsFamily

T34. Charlie N Andy @HowToBeADad

T45. Miserable Parents ‏@MiserableParent

T56. HollowTreeVentures @RobynHTV

T67. Kristen Chase @thatkristen

T78. Allana Harkin @AllanaHarkin

T89. Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti

T910. Suburban Snapshots @SuburbanSnaps

T1011. Sarah Thyre @SarahThyre


12. kelly oxford @kellyoxford


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  • clarissa

    I don’t get number #7. anyone to offer explanation?

    • Bethany Ramos

      Maybe she never needs to exercise again??

    • clarissa

      haha never need to exercise again because she pushed out four kids? wouldn’t a lot moms argue just the opposite, that they need to exercise that much more as opposed to people who haven’t ever put on any baby weight? (regardless of how much time they realistically get to work out in their hectic day)

    • Bethany Ramos

      Lol or maybe she’s now too bad ass for soul cycle…

    • K Jones

      Maybe with four kids and all the chaos that comes with that, the idea of spending an hour riding a bicycle that gets her no further away from them seems pointless.

    • AlbinoWino

      Maybe her crotch still hurts from birthing all those kids and excessive cycling sounds unpleasant.

    • Bethany Ramos

      I think you cracked it!!

    • Lee

      Maybe the kids cracked her vag?

    • Lee

      Maybe after 4 kids her vag is so big it would engulf the bike seat? That is incredibly crass. #Sorrynotsorry

  • Jallun-Keatres

    Hollow Tree Ventures is hilarious! The cutesy term I plan to use for MK’s girly bits came from her.

    • Bethany Ramos

      Omg too funny.

    • Robyn of HollowTreeVentures

      This post and comment thread are currently my favorite thing on earth. My kids might be disappointed about that, but since they’re the ones who destroyed my ego in the first place, I think they’ll agree it’s fair. Thank you for including me on the list, Mommyish, and thanks for the lovely comments! This makes my day!

  • Kay_Sue

    #12 made me lol.

    Who am I kidding? So did #1 through 11.

  • Amy at Funny is Family

    I’m going to have this list printed on a t-shirt so my kids will finally think I’m funny. Thanks, Mommish!

    • Bethany Ramos

      So welcome!

  • allisonjayne

    I was already following like half of these so I guess I better follow the rest.
    Sidenote: isn’t it weird how ‘following’ someone no longer sounds super creepy?

  • SA

    Bath one is hilarious. 1st thing my 17 mo old does is pee in the bath; the 2nd thing she does is sit down and drink the bubbles. She is so gross.