Pro-Life con starts today and reading over their website it just doesn’t sound like a whole bucketload of fun. Do you know what they have at Pro-Life Con? The Duggar family. Yee-haw. Pro-Life Con is theĀ premier gathering of online pro-life activists. The event takes place in Washington, DC, and the event will have such features as “experts and legislators that willĀ inform audiences about the cutting edge of the pro-life movement and provide ways to make a difference on blogs, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube and the rest of the online world.”
So basically they will be teaching pro-life trolls how to do better when they stalk pro-choice people online and tell them they are going to burn in hell on Twitter. I’m sure to some people seeing the Duggar family in person is a total dream come true, but here are 10 things Pro-Life Con needs to really make it a rabble rousing success.
1: Some of those nifty fetus dollsĀ
Ā Because nothing says carnival atmosphere and fun like handing these babies out.
2: A Dunk Tank, featuring some of their keynote speakersĀ
3: A performance by 80′s hair metal band The Holy Soilders
The narrator of āSee No Evilā is an unborn baby who sings Verse 1 from Momās womb, Verse 2 from āa pailā. Over the guitar solo, a digitally-manipulated voice says, āMom, can you hear me? Mommy, Mommy, Iām afraid.ā
Ā 4: The Westboro Baptist Church
5: A Hell HouseĀ
6: Food trucksĀ
Because nothing will make you hungrier than trying to find new ways to dictate what a woman can and cannot do with her body.
7: A T-shirt cannonĀ
You get an unwanted baby! You get an unwanted baby!
8: Encouragement dancers
To get people in the party spirit.
9: A No Exception Rape whistleĀ
Just so you can victimize victims even more.