Oh man, this is so good. So. Freaking. Good. Behold:
This hilarious “Advanced Tedious Parenting” magazine was created by @Kittus, who says on his Twitter account that he is a childless man. It’s been covered in a few UK sources already, but it’s just made its way across the pond and LOL forever. I especially love that Kourtney Kardashian is on the cover. Even though she’s one of the least offensive Kardashians (I also have a soft spot for Khloe because I feel so sad for her about her infertility and pending divorce. MY HEART GOES OUT TO YOU, KHLOE!), putting a Kardashian on the cover of a parody magazine is clearly a stroke of genius. Plus her baby Mason, who is actually now a kid, is so cute.
I think my favorite things on the cover are “Other people’s babies: pretend to give a shit” “Demeaning onesies” and “Stupid old fashioned names.” It’s funny because it’s true, all you mothers of tiny Beulahs and Josephines.”Witless Facebook anecdotes” is pretty good, too, although I actually do like seeing the funny/cute kid sayings and anecdotes that people post on Facebook. They’re amusing! Just as amusing as this cover, in fact.