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Hitler Dad Is Back Again, And Is Threatening To Have More Kids To Spite CPS Workers

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The Big Red Dick

Everyone’s favorite Hitler Dad is back and he’s PISSED. Heath Campbell, the guy made famous when a bakery owner refused to make a birthday cake with his son’s Nazi-related name (Heinrich Hons) written on it, just had another bouncing baby. This time she’s named after Adolf Hitler‘s mistress Eva Braun. What a class act!

Campbell claims that he is being discriminated against because of his abhorrent beliefs, but according to reports, the truth is a lot less sensational. I know it must come as a surprise to you, dear readers, but yes, a man who loves Hitler can also be an abusive douchebag. Campbell has a grand total of nine children with various exes, including two with his current girlfriend, Bethanie Zito, and has custody of exactly none of them, all because of domestic abuse charges.

You would think that a wife beating piece of human garbage would catch on at some point, and maybe try to clean up his act before continuing to procreate, but NOPE. Campbell has gone on record as saying”

“I’m not allowed to have children because I’m a Nazi. That’s what they’re saying. Well, I’ll stop making them when they stop taking them.”

The New York Daily News spoke to Zito shortly after her daughter was removed. I actually almost felt sorry for her, as a mother myself, until I remembered that she is also a neo-Nazi and probably thinks that I, the great- granddaughter of a Jewish woman who fled Nazi Germany in WWII, should go into a camp or something. So no, the only people I feel for are the kids, who didn’t choose their wackadoo parents. Zito told the paper that she was only able to spend two days with her daughter before social services came and took her away. According to Zito, the CPS worker told her:

“I’m sorry. Your daughter is not coming back. We’re taking her. I started screaming. I got hysterical. I had just been checked out. I was breast-feeding my daughter for two days straight. I changed her. I had clothes on her.”

Campbell remains convinced that it’s his beliefs, and not his god-awful behavior, auch as showing up to court appointments in full Nazi regalia, hat has been causing his CPS troubles:

“They kidnapped her.Because I’m not going to mix with the opposite races and I’m not going to let my children mix, that gives them the right to steal my child?”

But even Zito’s own court appointed lawyer, Michael Connor, says this isn’t true. According to the lawyer, Campbell’s views weren’t even brought up in court. Hell, if they removed the kids of every bigoted asshole in the US, the Westboro Baptists would have been disbanded a long time ago. Social services steps in when children are endangered, and it sounds like they were well within their rights with here. They don’t always take kids away from neo-Nazis, but when they do the neo-Nazis are pretty much always abusive assholes who are a danger to their kids.

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  • keelhaulrose

    “I can’t have children because I’m a Nazi”
    No, you can’t have children because you’re a violent asshole. We let stupid people have children all the time. Sometimes we even give them reality shows when they do get knocked up. We don’t take children away from parents because their parents have stupid, ass-backwards beliefs. We take them away when they harm their kids.
    Where the fuck does a guy like this dig up so many women to pop out his kids?

    • AmazingE

      My guess would be Craigslist. You can find anything there.

    • keelhaulrose

      Wanted: Reproductive incubators to mate with weedy, disgusting, Hitler-wannabe. Must be okay with domestic violence. No mothering necessary, baby will be given awful name and handed over to state.

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    • FormerlyKnownAsWendy

      Worth it.

  • Rachel Sea

    I want to adopt his kids, and raise them as Jewish atheists who celebrate Kwanzaa in my multi-ethnic neighborhood so that his head explodes, and he dies.

    • keelhaulrose

      Don’t forget the yearly trips to the pride parades!

    • Rachel Sea

      As a general rule I skip Pride, but I would have to start going. There’s also the pagan convention I work most years…

    • keelhaulrose

      And give back to the community by sponsoring and participating in voter drives in minority neighborhoods.

    • Rachel Sea

      I do that! I’m also an adult literacy tutor, and my students are all minorities.

    • Kay_Sue

      So are you going to start a Kickstarter page for this? Because I need to know where to go to contribute…

    • Rachel Sea

      I think it’s been established that crowdfunding to build a family is a dick move, otherwise I’d be all over it.

    • Kay_Sue

      I think the world at large would make an exception in this case.

    • Véronique Houde

      You forgot the nudity. They need to be tiny nudists.

    • Rachel Sea

      I am totally on board with all these suggestions. I barely wear clothes at home as it is. If I could make the world a better place by causing this guy to die of explosive apoplexy that much faster, AND forego pants? Everyone wins.

    • meteor_echo

      Don’t forget to raise them both feminists. The girl especially. She’d need that after the whole Kinder-Kirche-Küche-Kleider thing that the ideal Deutche Hausfrauen had to stick to back in the Aryan supremacy times.

  • http://wtfihaveakid.blogspot.ca/ jendra_berri

    There’s an additional layer to this story that really gets me. Yes, there’s the racism and violence and obvious things. But underneath all that is another underlying moral failing.
    So, he’s convinced his beliefs are what’s preventing him from keeping his children and so he marches into court in a Nazi suit to make a point believing fully this will cost him his children. And his response is to continue to make more children rather than focusing on getting back the ones he has, painting a picture that he considers children to be replaceable.
    This is a man who looks at his children as things, pawns on a political crusade.

    And of course this weird and disturbing perspective he’s walking around with is on top of him being a violent racist.

  • Muggle

    Who the fuck would reproduce with a guy like this? I hate to blame the mothers of these children, but what is going on with them that they thought it was a good idea to have kids with this guy, who’s a violent racist who worships Hitler?

    The ironic thing is, Hitler would never have tolerated people like Campbell in his “perfect” Germany. Campbell has been receiving disability payments, he’s barely literate, and he’s not even Aryan. Hitler would be pissed if he saw the type of people following his hateful ideology today.

    • helloshannon

      Hitler wasn’t even what Hitler wanted in his version of Germany. It always baffles me that so many people get shot in our country everyday and it is never people like this guy. why is that?

  • Kay_Sue

    “I’ll stop making them when they stop taking them.”

    Oh.My.God. My head just exploded. Thank you, Frances, my brain is now mush.

  • Michelle Pittman

    Heil stupid douchebag…

  • Andrea

    What deranged women are reproducing with this asshole???????????

  • Kheldarson

    I’ll admit that, as abhorrent as I find their beliefs, I still feel amazingly sorry for the mom here. I mean, who here, honestly, would ever want to be in that kind of situation? “You’ve gotten your 48 hours; now you’ll never see your kid again!” I think I’d die.

    That said, they both need a massive reality check; she needs to get away from him and sort out her life and get her baby back and AWAY FROM HIM, and he needs a visit from a clue-by-4. A number of them. Hard.

  • meteor_echo

    The fact that some people want kids but can’t have them, and this racist white supremacist asshole and his equally assholish girlfriend popped out TWO is sort of infuriating. The dude really needs to be chemically castrated, because, unless CPS intervenes again, he’ll breed more copies of himself.

    • FormerlyKnownAsWendy

      That is glorious!

  • dani

    This was a local story. The bakery (shoprite) refused the cake. The childs name is Aldolf Hitler, thats the one that started this.