It’s the holiday season and pregnant ladies everywhere are celebrating the season of giving by applying body paint to their abdomens! Yup, snow globes, penguins, reindeer and snowmen are actually a thing that grown adults find appropriate to display on themselves!
I know I sound awfully Scrooge-like, but OMG. Please tell me it’s not just me who finds holiday-themed belly art horrifyingly tacky. I’m shocked I couldn’t find any nativity scenes or bellies painted with the lyrics of Christmas carols. I’d truly, truly love to see a pregnant woman’s abdomen adorned with the words to “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.” But until that illustrious day comes, both you and I will have to content ourselves with the 10 heinous painted scenes displayed here.
Reindeer Moose BellyAin't nothing like a cartoon reindeer painted on your anatomy. Photo: KZWright.Blogspot.com
Penguin BellyAnd the father has a snowman painted on his face! Photo: Creative Faces
Pooh Bear Christmas BellyGrown adults wearing Winnie The Pooh items is one of my biggest pet peeves. Painting them takes it to a new level. Photo: Face Painting Fun
Santa BellyYou're pregnant....with Santa! Photo: Unique Baby Gear Ideas
Snowman BellyThe carrot. The carrot is going to haunt my dreams. Photo: Someecards.com
Holiday FootprintsHow do they know what size of red, glittery footprints their future kid is going to have? Photo: Paint Me Body Art
Jack Skellington BellyI know people LOVE this movie and this character, but I'm freaked out. Photo: Face Paint Forum
Hilary Duff's Present BellyEven celebrities get in on the tacky action! Here's Hilary Duff in 2011. Photo: Hilary Duff on Twitter
Snow Globe BellyIf I were pregnant, I know I would want to be compared to a snow globe. Photo: Pregnant Belly Painting
Turkey BellyYes, this is a Thanksgiving belly. With a freaking binky. Photo: User Denalibell on BabyCenter
Photo:Paint Me Body Art