Fa-La-La-La-La I Hate Your Effing Guts – Most Awkward Holiday Photos, Ever

Awkward Family Photos is pretty much the best site, ever – especially around the holidays. Are you having one of those Decembers that has convinced you that your family is the absolute worst, loudest, weirdest, drunkest (insert characteristic here)? Well – there is someone who has it worse. This site proves it.

Awkward Family Photos is to making you feel better about your family as Pinterest is to making you hate all your skills and everything you own. Here’s a nice round-up of families who obviously hate each other, the world, or both. Hope it makes you feel better. Happy Holidays!

1. I Never Asked For A Sister 


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You’ve destroyed my life with this sibling I never asked for and now I’m getting wallets for Christmas? That’s it. I’m killing her.

2. Merry Christmas, Jerks


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One day you wake up and realize you’ve done nothing with your life but produce a son who’s possibly a serial killer and a daughter who hates you. Happy Holidays. Somebody put me out of my misery.

3. Someone’s Dead


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This Christmas tree hunt has gone horribly wrong.

4. Santa Is A Creep


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Santa is a creep and that elf is getting a kick in the face on the way out of here.

5. Is The Stupid Holiday Feast Ready Or What?


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Her: You are an insufferable asshole.

Him: I hate you.

6. Santa Will Haunt Your Dreams


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 I don’t want my kid to recognize me in this Santa suit because that would be traumatic for her.

7. The Doll/Ghost/Girl Is Not Amused


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Is that a doll? A ghost? Please tell me I’m not the only one who sees her.

8. I Hate It Here


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Guesses? I’m going to go with dress up and make believe. The daughter is going to marry the baby jesus and her brother is going to be the creepy wedding dj.

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  • LiteBrite

    DA FUQUE with #6?

    • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

      My best guess is that all my beliefs or lack thereof are actually wrong,there is a hell, and this is the devil walking among us.

  • Bethany Ramos

    Picture #2 makes me laugh so hard.

  • Kay_Sue

    That first one kind of looks like a promo for a real life Hunger Games.

  • Blueathena623

    Number 7 all the way

  • EX

    I would love #1 if I weren’t currently pregnant with my daughter’s sister. The expression on the girl’s face, the fact that someone even took that picture without first stopping the wrestling match are all fantastic. As it is, however, that is the stuff my nightmares are made of.

  • break_time

    “The daughter is going to marry the baby jesus and her brother is going to be the creepy wedding dj.”

    Oh God, I am laughing so hard at this…

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  • Michelle Pittman

    the little girl in the first one looks almost exactly like Hermione Granger (Emma Watson for any muggles here)!

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