Best Hijacks Of The #PrayToEndAbortion Twitterstorm

85575476Yesterday, #PrayToEndAbortion was trending on Twitter. If you ever wondered how much stupid you could fit into 140 characters, it was a great day to find out!

I’m always amazed at the vast collection of pictures of fetuses these anti-choice people have. It’s really creepy. Also, haven’t read the Bible in a while so it was nice to glance at all the 140 character blurbs of wrath. Thankfully, as it is with most Twitter trends, there are always plenty of people happy to hijack a hashtag. Yesterday was no different. Here are the best hijacks of #PrayToEndAbortion.

Wonder if all the prayers worked? Nope. Still legal. Sorry, suckers.

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Please baby Jesus, take my uterus.

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How true is this?

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Ha. This one isn’t a hijack. It’s just hilarious.

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He invented everything except abortion. And premarital sex. And condoms. And the pill. Duh!

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People need other things, jerks. Stop clogging up the holy airwaves.

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Oh, honey. Don’t insert logic where logic doesn’t live.

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There are more important things to Tweet about, Twitter! Beyonce needs us.

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  • radicalhw


  • Kay_Sue

    #WeWantYouToHaveThisBabyAtAllCostsButWeDontWantYouToHaveASocialSupportStructureOnceYouDo #HolierThanThou

  • Ennis Demeter


  • lisa


    • You didn’t pray hard enough

      Abortions don’t kill babies.

    • NotTakenNotAvailable


    • LovingAngelBabies

      You’re right, they kill a life inside of the mother. Nice dancing move, though.

    • gothicgaelicgirl


    • Natasha B

      Can we make #notyourwombnotyourbusiness trend? Please?

    • gothicgaelicgirl

      holy hell don’t think anything I’ve posted has ever gotten so many upvotes!
      Tempted to get it printed on a shirt. =P

    • SomminSneakers

      Dude, I want one!

    • Frances Locke

      This isn’t how vaginas, abortion or science works. Legally, morally and according to the medical community.


      Wow. Such Science. very medically

  • Tea

    I’ll #praytoendabortion by praying that all the people who want babies can get pregnant, and those who don’t can have all the awesome baby-free sex they want.

    • FF4life

      Praying for easy access to birth control and better sex education programs.

    • CrazyFor Kate

      This is the kind of “ending abortion” talk I can get behind.

  • Frances Locke

    STAHP. I just laughed so hard I think I busted a gut. THANKS MARIA (and probably Obama, because teabags).

  • Lackadaisical

    I am fairly sure that with some pregnant women feeling so utterly desperate that they will try dangerous backstreet abortions in countries where it is illegal that the only way God could fulfil his supposed promise to “Top Conservative Cat” is if he ends the world. Please don’t trend #praytoendabortion because apparently it will cause the destruction of the world in a fiery fire ball of death. Mind you, at least then I wouldn’t have to worry about finishing off shopping for Christmas presents and the mad panic to make the last posting date for cards.

  • Justme

    My #prayertoendabortion would be that no babies ever die in utero, that every woman has access to affordable birth control methods, and that the Republicans begin to value a child’s life once it exits the womb.

    • Bethany Ramos


  • Janok Place


  • Beth

    Every time I think of this, it makes me remember an encounter about ten years ago. I had a fourteen year old girl in my office for a pregnancy test which (regrettably) came up positive. The entire appointment she was literally FLANKED by her parents who spoke for her. When I attempted to edge into a discussion on what her intent was for her pregnancy and thus what options we needed to talk about, they cut me off and informed me that it won’t be necessary because SHE has decided to keep her baby and give it up for adoption. They launched into an unsolicited tirade about how HER religion doesn’t believe in abortion.

    I will never, to my dying day, forget the look on this girl’s face. It was like she was silently screaming “Oh my god… please help me.” But every time she even attempted to open her mouth, her parents cut her off and told me what their daughter thought. I spoke with the girl privately for a brief time when I was doing a pelvic exam on her, and I asked her if she was okay about all this. She literally EXPLODED into tears and told me that she didn’t want to have a baby.

    I wasn’t the girl’s primary care physician, so I never found out what happened with her. I have learned techniques since then on dealing with this type of situation, but it made me so sad to watch this girl get railroaded by overbearing parents, and for me to have almost no ability to do anything about it.

    • LovingAngelBabies

      Oh no, she let a miracle grow inside her and then bravely gave the baby up for adoption to loving parents….sounds like a horror story.

    • elle

      Yep pregnancy coercion is always a horror story.

    • Beth

      Yes. Every time a girl is coerced into doing something with her body she doesn’t want to do, all in the name of the big make-believe sky daddy, it IS a horror story.

    • Muggle

      I knew a girl who got raped. There was no question she got raped; the guy picked her up while she was at home minding her own business, took her away and raped her… the police couldn’t rescue her in time. She got pregnant. Her mother told her that she was not getting an abortion and she was not giving the child up for adoption.

      Yeah, this poor girl’s MOTHER forced a 14 or 15 year old girl to raise a child conceived through rape. I can’t even imagine.

  • LovingAngelBabies

    Abortion is murder, in my opinion. The flippant way the author talks about it is disgusting. It is not a ‘choice’…it is a human life. Just because something is legal doesn’t make it right. There are far more CHOICES the mother can choose from besides killing her baby for selfish reasons. “Well her health is at risk if she carries out the pregnancy”-this is the case for less than 0.01% of pregnancies and most conditions can be managed with medication and close monitoring. “They were raped/victims of incest”-why should you punish the child for the crimes of it’s father??? “I’m not ready for a baby!”-put your child up for adoption and they will go to a loving family who want to take care of them! Also, Safe Surrender laws!!! There are so many options for unwanted pregnancies, only the most cowardly and morally bankrupt pigs will choose slaughter.
    By the way, I have had an abortion!! It was the worst decision of my life…thank GOD for JESUS!!

    • elle

      Oh LOL what a surprise….a person who had an abortion doesn’t think anybody else should get one because the only moral abortion is my abortion right?–The-Only-Moral-Abortion-Is-My-Abortion

    • Ali

      Why would you punish the child for the crimes of it’s father? Well, first, we have to agree at the time of the abortion it’s a child, but I know that’s not argument that has any middle ground.

      But really? I thought punishing generations for the sins of fathers was God’s thing. (Exodus 20:5; 34: 6,7; Deuteronomy 5:9)