I know I’ve done a couple of similar posts in recent weeks, but dammit if people aren’t hilarious on Twitter when it comes to the holidays, and I would be remiss if I didn’t share i with you. I’ve spent my idle time this past Thanksgiving/Black Friday/Burgundy Thursday (or whatever they’re calling it now) checking out all the hilarious tweets relating to Black Friday shopping and what not, and I’ve noticed something. A.) There were some really funny moms and dads tweeting this weekend, and B.) Sanctimommies (and daddies) will shame ANYTHING, including (especially) Black Friday shoppers. Check out the funniest (and most insightful in some cases) tweets below. Preferably while eating a Thanksgiving sammich and being thankful that this damned holiday is over.

12. Anything for that (soon to be obsolete) iPod, amirite?

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There are various versions of this floating around, and I laugh out loud every time because I am easy to entertain.

11. Why do people do this?

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I totally understand not being able to get a babysitter, but isn’t this what makes Cyber Monday so useful? And if you just have to drag your 3-year-old or whatever to Wal-MArt at 1am, I think you have no area to complain when he has an epic meltdown before sunrise.

10. #Truth

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They sell everything at Wal-Mart. Everything.

9. Reminds me of this guy

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Will someone please think of the CHILDREN!

8. Only the best for my babies

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Let’s be honest, Sesame Street is doing a great job, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

7. We’ve all been there

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Show me someone who hasn’t done this and I’ll show you a liar. (Just kidding, gotta make sure that’s clear before some MRA douche comes and calls me a gold digger hoe-bag).

6. Underwear…

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the gift that keeps on giving.

5. It’s “only” $159.95

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NOPE

4. Umm

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“Just sayin” is he equivalent of a verbal popped collar and trucker hat. It makes you look like a douche. STOP SAYING THIS.

3. YUP

black friday tweetsThis sounds like my childhood too.

2. HAHAHAHA

black friday tweetsIt’s funny that she thinks my kids will hold on to their new toys until New Years.

1. Just a regular old shopping trip
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If I had a dime for every time I did this…