The Fisher-Price Ipad Apptivity Seat may be the most impressive infant/toddler gear we’ve ever seen. At a mere $75 it’s really a bargain and would be great for a certain kind of parent. From the offices of Mommyish – we’ve developed a list of opinions and desires this parent may have, to help you figure out if you know anyone who would like to receive this triumph of technology.
Babies are overrated and you hate cuddling.
You want your dumb kid to get great at Angry Birds.
Strapping your baby to a seat and FORCING them to stare at a screen will create that zombie baby you’ve always wanted.
You’ve always aspired to the title, “Worst Parent, Ever.”
You really want to buy your toddler some cute glasses.
You can’t get your baby’s seat close enough to your TV – he still manages to look around.
You are sick of updating his Twitter status for him.
It’s never too early to teach your kid to do your taxes.
Attachment parenting is for weirdos and people without iPads.
This parenting thing is really not for you.
Also, the reviews for this thing are glowing, as evidenced by the titles the purchasers gave them. You can follow the links to read the reviews in their entirety.