Epic Comments Of The Week – Animal Meme Edition

You all really out-did yourselves this week. I’m really mad that I ever thought of this at all to be honest, because every Friday I spend way too much time agonizing over this. So if you all could do me a favor this week and STOP BEING SO DAMN FUNNY – that would be great. Just kidding. Don’t ever stop.
Here’s a round-up of what I think are some of the best comments we had all week. 
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- FF4life Facebook Page ‘BAN Breastfeeding NOW’ Is The Most Epic Trolling Of Parents Ever 
I love the image of a crazy, violent Sanctimommy – what can I say? I have a sick sense of humor. 
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Those are three words I never thought I would hear strung together.

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- Rachel Sea High School Teacher With Zero Judgment Fired For Pulling Out Penis In Class
If I’m not mistaken, I think Rachel is becoming an all-star. I’m pretty sure she’s shown up on this collection every week.

 

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- Cat on screen with weatherman High School Teacher With Zero Judgment Fired For Pulling Out Penis In Class

My instincts tell me this is the reader I nicknamed “awesome boobs” last week. We shall see.

 

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- Ashley Feit Stop Shoving Babies In Skinny Jeans: A Manifesto

I hear you, Ashley. I hear you.

 

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 - NickNamesAreDull Gwyneth Paltrow Making Her Kids Speak Spanish Reminds Me They’re Probably Smarter Than Me
Indeed.

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- G.E. Phillips Cheatsgivng: Because Thanksgiving Food Is Super Gross

Oh, god please let me know how that goes. I’m thinking it’s a great response to breastfeeding pushback.

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- Simone If Your Toddler Isn’t A Total Jerk, Consider Yourself Lucky

I write words on the Internet everyday, and people don’t always understand my humor. I love it when a reader breaks it down for another reader who is taking things way too seriously. I love you, Simone.

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 - Tea Tell Us Your Best Recipes/ Getting Stuffed Stories

Well, this is a hell of a lot more exciting than our tradition of getting drunk and bringing up all the things we hated about my father.

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    • Awesome Boobs/COSWW/etc.

      You are correct. :)

      • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

        I KNEW IT!

    • candyvines

      Raccoons are my favorite, thanks!

      • Rachel Sea

        I totally believe that raccoon crafts dildos from locally sourced, eco-friendly wood in his spare time.

      • candyvines

        I can just see his little arms sticking straight out, furiously crafting in the middle of the night, frequently pausing to wash them. Also “locally sourced” = pilfered in raccoon-speak.

    • NicknamesAreDull

      You know that feeling you get when you drink whiskey, or brandy? That warm, lovey feeling. Those are my insides right now.. sans the booze.

      • http://fairlyoddmedia.com/ Frances Locke

        Those are my insides too. Plus booze.

    • http://wtfihaveakid.blogspot.ca/ jendra_berri

      I knew the manatee comment would be in here. I laughed for five minutes.

    • G.E. Phillips

      Score!!

      Although my favorite was Rachel Sea’s about differential equations/Boom! Penis. I giggled about that so many times, it was the gift that kept on giving!

    • Tea

      I wiiiiiin!

    • EX

      Love all of these but I’m a little disappointed that nothing from the body-reveal-party-with-m&m-filled-cake discussion made the cut. Although I would’ve had trouble picking out one comment. But that whole thread cracked me up.

      • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

        AWW. Damn. It’s really hard to keep up – I have roughly 40-50 stories to go through! You can always email me your faves – maria.guido@gmail.com

    • Kay_Sue

      I wholeheartedly second the pants comment. And am still laughing at the woodsy dildos–I think there is a market for those somewhere! :)

      • candyvines

        You could buy one as a housewarming gift for friends that just bought a vacation home in VT.

      • Kay_Sue

        It would match their decor! ;)

      • candyvines

        Also I think it would be more suitable for occasional use, as it would probably be difficult to clean thoroughly. Oh dear, I need to stop thinking about this.

    • Rachel Sea

      I love when people think I’m funny.