Screen Shot 2013-11-06 at 4.18.53 PMI know you all have been staring woefully at your computer screen or your iPod playlist and wishing you could find a jam that would speak to you the way that Rebecca Black‘s Friday did or the amazing song about Thanksgiving did:

Well, your wait is over because the fine folks who brought us these jams sung by pre-teens have also bought us this amazing video for the song ABCDEFG sung by chanteuse Alison Gold:

Don’t be troubled by hit-maker Patrice Wilson peering through the bedroom window like some sort of Mr. Rodger‘s peeping Tom, don’t be concerned when he pulls up in a black kidnap van, or when he drugs the punch so all the people at the party turn into puppets. And when he drugs the punch again and Gold’s date turns into a plate of food and she eats him. It’s cool. We are just too old to understand any of this.

I’m not sure if this song is as horrifically catchy or as amusing as Friday, but I am pretty sure the video is way way creepier.
Also, our friends at Entertainment Weekly have transcribed the lyrics for you. Enjoy.

This feeling is like ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP
You got me thinking I will be on a one-way spree
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
If you just see
ABCDEFG
HIJKLMNOP

I’m gonna go stick sharp objects in my ear holes now.

(Image: You Tube)