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Epic Comments Of The Week From Mommyish Readers

shutterstock_94200580__1383308691_142.196.156.251Some of the best things I have ever read on this site have been in the comments section – by readers. We have an amazing community of readers that make us all laugh out loud on a regular basis, so we thought we would start a round up of the best reader responses of the week and make greeting cards out of them to honor our witty friends. I know some of you may be sick of the eecards, but it’s so over I thought it might be cool again. I love them. I love you guys. It seemed like a perfect marriage.

Some of these are from last week too, but from here on out we plan on making it a weekly roundup. Thanks for being so damn funny.

MjAxMy03YzkzYTY5ZmJlYmQ1ODBmGangle10 Reasons To Have An Abortion – Illustrated By Adorable Cats  Yes, Gangle – I think that’s fair.

MjAxMy0yMzY4NTc1ZDNjNjE3ZDU2aliceHot Mom Maria Kang Gets Post-Baby Body Shamed Because She Is Hot ”Sea of bitches” may be the best thing I’ve heard this year.

MjAxMy1iNWIwMGRkZWVjYjNlZmFmNoitall10 Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome Noitall does not get sarcasm. He/she was responding to an epic joke another commenter made: “Well, I would hope everyone knows that a vagina is a female reproductive organ and a vulva is a Swedish car renowned for it’s safety features. BTW, you should never take your vulva off road. You don’t want to spend a few hours clearing cockle burrs out of your mud flaps.” You really should go look at the interaction.

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spunkysmum, Because there is always someone on the Internet ready to out-condescend even the most condescending comments. I call them “the great equalizers.” This was in response to the comment right above.

MjAxMy03NTY2NWExOWQ1NjliYWE0CMJ10 Reasons To Have An Abortion – Illustrated By Adorable Cats Ahh, yes. This was in response to a reader who claimed he had friends who had survived botched abortions as fetuses.

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theTwistedmelon, 10 Vagina Cakes For Baby Showers That Are Disturbing And Awesome Vagina cakes of course. I couldn’t fit the end of the quote on the card, but it’s priceless. The whole quote is this: “this is intolerable filth. #idiocracy . the minds behind these ideas are sick devil worshipping degenerates and they should not be able to put this dark garbage amongst our families [baby showers that typically involve young children, nanas, HUMANS]” The bolding for emphasis is mine.

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jessica, I’m Irrelevant And Normal And I Don’t Do Anything I Want To Do And That’s OK I love this for the same reason I love Eve’s story – because, I like it when people say, Fuck it. This is my life and I’m happy.

Can’t wait to read all the responses this week! Maybe kitty memes are in our future… All of the above images were made on someecards.com.

(photo: Everett Collection/ Shutterstock)

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  • Kelly

    I have a new goal in life.

    • http://wtfihaveakid.blogspot.ca/ jendra_berri

      Me too. It used to be getting dressed in the morning, but eff that.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      you do know it’s no pant-s friday right?

    • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

      No pants Friday?? I guess I finally have to take my Halloween costume off. i was a chubby yoga instructor.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      How was the party or is it still going on?

    • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

      This party is a rager and will probably go on all night. It mostly involves letting Lucien put all of his toys wherever he wants – so it looks like the funnest bomb of all time went off in my house. It will be capped off with adults eating Oreccheitte with sausage, broccoli rabe, tomatoes, white beans and pine nuts and drinking leftover rum from last night.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      OMG I want to go to there

    • http://fairlyoddmedia.com/ Frances Locke

      This sounds like heaven.

    • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

      Ok. I didn’t dress up.

    • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

      Ok. I didn’t dress up.

    • http://twitter.com/mariaguido Maria Guido

      Ok. I didn’t dress up.

    • http://wtfihaveakid.blogspot.ca/ jendra_berri

      What about no-bra Wednesdays? Actually, no, wait. That’s the only day in the week I reliably wear a bra. #sloblife

    • http://wtfihaveakid.blogspot.ca/ jendra_berri

      What about no-bra Wednesdays? Actually, no, wait. That’s the only day in the week I reliably wear a bra. #sloblife

    • keelhaulrose

      My goal used to be world domination, but if I’m trying to be witty wine helps so…

    • valeriehoffman990

      If you think Richard`s story is cool…, last week my brothers
      friend who’s a single mum worked and got paid $8425 sitting there a twenty
      hour week from their apartment and there classmate’s half-sister`s neighbour
      done this for three months and got over $8425 part time from their mac.
      applie the tips available at this link… http://www.bay35.ℂℴm

  • CMJ

    YES.

  • http://fairlyoddmedia.com/ Frances Locke

    Clipping coupons with a glass of wine on a Sunday afternoon is one the great joys of my life. #YOLO

    • Bethany Ramos

      Um, I saw YOLO pjs at walmart that I almost bought that you could wear while doing it…

  • BubbleyToes

    YESSSSSS to this new series!!!! If we can dream it, we can achieve it!

  • EX

    Not sure if I can take the pressure.

  • Cee

    Is this our version of The Hunger Games?

  • alice

    HAHAHA i had to go look up the full context of the CMJ’s “botched abortion” reply, and it was soooo worth it.

    and: thanks for the shout out :)

  • alice

    HAHAHA i had to go look up the full context of the CMJ’s “botched abortion” reply, and it was soooo worth it.

    and: thanks for the shout out :)

  • alice

    HAHAHA i had to go look up the full context of the CMJ’s “botched abortion” reply, and it was soooo worth it.

    and: thanks for the shout out :)

  • Plueeeeez

    How about the goal of making a nice sammich?

  • Plueeeeez

    How about the goal of making a nice sammich?

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      WHY THE DOWN VOTES? we all enjoy a nice Sammich. Maybe plueeeeeez will make us sammiches!

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      WHY THE DOWN VOTES? we all enjoy a nice Sammich. Maybe plueeeeeez will make us sammiches!

    • http://www.whatwouldshethink.com/ Rachelle

      300 of them. Stat.

    • http://www.whatwouldshethink.com/ Rachelle

      300 of them. Stat.

    • Justme

      And then I’ll ask you to marry me.

    • MammaSweetpea

      300…WE..ARE SPARTA!! And we are hungry, so sammiches would be great, thanks…

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      WHY THE DOWN VOTES? we all enjoy a nice Sammich. Maybe plueeeeeez will make us sammiches!

    • Marianna

      Thanks for offering sammiches Plueeeeez! I’d like a grilled cheese with ham please!

  • Kelby Johnson

    This. Is. Beautiful.

  • jessica

    MY VERY OWN E CARD????? My jerk friend Laura double dared me to eat one of those super special limited edition candy corn flavored Oreo cookies that Nabisco is trying to poison us all with and I’m just having the worst day since not even tequila will get the awful taste of that cookie out of my mouth and the I log on to the interwebs and see this? I feel so much better now! HUGS!

  • KaeTay

    http://www.gofundme.com/travelhome it’s for my family due to an error by the Navy

  • KaeTay

    http://www.gofundme.com/travelhome it’s for my family due to an error by the Navy

  • Gangle

    Aaaaaaand I’m famous now!

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