Mommyish readers, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE? I can’t even type this because ONE: I am so excited to share this giant pile of idiocy with you guys and TWO: I am rage writing, and you know what that means? TYPOS ahoy!

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OK, first! We need to gather all of the eggs we can get and a hundred rolls of toilet paper! Who has gassed up the van? Who has made us a mix CD of road songs? WHO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS BRINGING SNACKS?  Let’s go on a road trip and egg this woman’s house. WAIT, I SHOULD MAYBE TELL YOU GUYS WHAT I AM SO FREAKED ABOUT. OK.

A woman in  North Dakota plans on handing out “fat” letters to moderately obese kids instead of candy on Halloween.

(Image: valley news live)

(Image: valley news live)

From Valley News Live:

“I just want to send a message to the parents of kids that are really overweight… I think it’s just really irresponsible of parents to send them out looking for free candy just ’cause all the other kids are doing it,” says the author in a Y-94 morning radio interview.
I can understand if you are that weird and concerned about kid’s weight maybe handing out boxes of raisins or bags of carrot sticks or something. I can see MAYBE hanging a sign on your door that reads “I will not be handing out candy this year.” But to fat-shame little kids who come to your door trick or treating? That’s a whole other level of evil. Way to make all the kids feel like garbage, lady. I can’t even begin to fathom how someone can even BEGIN to think this is an okay idea. It’s just the worst. She is like the mega-Grinch-of-Halloween or something. She is the meanest witch ever.
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