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Mean Lady Wants To Ruin Halloween By Giving Kids ‘Fat’ Letters Instead Of Candy

Mommyish readers, ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE? I can’t even type this because ONE: I am so excited to share this giant pile of idiocy with you guys and TWO: I am rage writing, and you know what that means? TYPOS ahoy!

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OK, first! We need to gather all of the eggs we can get and a hundred rolls of toilet paper! Who has gassed up the van? Who has made us a mix CD of road songs? WHO FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY IS BRINGING SNACKS?  Let’s go on a road trip and egg this woman’s house. WAIT, I SHOULD MAYBE TELL YOU GUYS WHAT I AM SO FREAKED ABOUT. OK.

A woman in  North Dakota plans on handing out “fat” letters to moderately obese kids instead of candy on Halloween.

(Image: valley news live)

(Image: valley news live)

From Valley News Live:

“I just want to send a message to the parents of kids that are really overweight… I think it’s just really irresponsible of parents to send them out looking for free candy just ’cause all the other kids are doing it,” says the author in a Y-94 morning radio interview.
I can understand if you are that weird and concerned about kid’s weight maybe handing out boxes of raisins or bags of carrot sticks or something. I can see MAYBE hanging a sign on your door that reads “I will not be handing out candy this year.” But to fat-shame little kids who come to your door trick or treating? That’s a whole other level of evil. Way to make all the kids feel like garbage, lady. I can’t even begin to fathom how someone can even BEGIN to think this is an okay idea. It’s just the worst. She is like the mega-Grinch-of-Halloween or something. She is the meanest witch ever.
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  • Variable Degree Left Turns

    The best thing about today is that Eve got to meet a lot of people crazier than she’s used to http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/1/1f/Rimshot.gif

  • teetee grandma of 19 babiesl

    making children feel bad about themselves is so cruel she should have turned off her
    light and went to bed and she should remember that her ugly actions are worse than any child could possibly be children are all special

  • Peggy

    Oh what the holy fuck.

    And I’m moderately curious about all the deleted comments-did someone let the trolls out to play on beggar’s night?

    • History_Eraser_Button

      What’s a troll?

  • KatKarma

    Wow.. I just scrolled down. It looks like a club in here at 2am after they turned on all the lights.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      How you doin’?

    • KatKarma

      Hello! Hey Where’s your Mr. Bean Ugly Baby Avi?

    • World’s ugliest baby

      I’m the other ugly baby.

    • KatKarma

      Oh sorry. Wrong one.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Note the direction the compass is pointing.

    • KatKarma

      Oh Peter! Genius. Love it.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Peter?

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      I don’t think it’s peter either.

    • KatKarma

      Hmmmm N.W. ?

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      TTOM would be my guess lol.

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      TTOM would be my guess lol.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      He corrects grammar just like him. teeheehee

    • KatKarma

      nope

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Hmmm ?

    • KatKarma

      SunDevil? ;)

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Nope

    • KatKarma

      Just jabbin your ribs. I know your not that tool. You’re posts aren’t that horrible.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Wow, thanks. Not that I’ve posted much here yet.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      What it be, cold dude?

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      Just hanging out. Looking for some good vagina cake.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      OK

    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      That might not be the best way to get the night mod on your good side.

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      Maybe the night mod has some?

    • Very Cold Dude x10
    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      Thanks I saw it earlier.

    • Variable Degree Left Turns

      it’s not your first time seeing it is it? O_o

    • KatKarma

      My first time on here. It was new to me.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      That’s what you tell all the guys.

    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      Hardly, I have a computer ;)

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      I think there is still one or two hammered people hanging around somewhere.

    • KatKarma

      I’m at work but I’ll linger.

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      Cool beans. I’m going to explore this site a little. I’m sad that the night mod doesn’t like us :(

    • KatKarma

      TBH, if I was a mod I probably wouldn’t either. You guys are flippin nuts. ;)

    • World’s ugliest baby

      They’re handing out IP bans like candy here.

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      That’s to bad. Most of us were following Eve’s rules.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      *too

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      Thanks!

  • World’s ugliest baby

    That was a lot of carnage handed out once Eve left, wasn’t it?

  • World’s ugliest baby

    Do the other mods here interact at all, or just hand out IP bans?

  • GG™

    Hello…

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Hey there. ;-)

    • GG™

      I think I just saw tumbleweed…

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Was just about to take off.

    • GG™

      Bored all over the place. CNN is all about the politard crowd tonight.

    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      Boo

    • GG™

      The Obamacare whatever you call it is all the rage.

    • KraftyKat

      That crap is bleeding into every comments board on CNN right now.

    • GG™

      Has been since the last election, and probably even more so since Faux News shut down it’s comments.

    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      and to think, we can all have a pleasant evening here.
      Talking about vaginas and cake.

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Mmmmm cake, pie and ice cream?

    • KraftyKat

      I just saw those like 10 mins ago.

    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      Makes you hungry, don’t it?

    • GG™

      Can I pass on the vag cake? I’m more of a dick popsicle kind of girl…

    • World’s ugliest baby

      How YOU doin’?

    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      If you find it, you can have it :)

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Having to look for it, isn’t much incentive to start the search.

    • KraftyKat

      They have a link to the penis cakes on there as well.

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      A little flaccid but, meh.

    • Amy Liz

      That has to be one of the more intersting ways I’ve seen to get drunk.

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      It’s quite every where right now. I might have to do something productive.

    • GG™

      =(

    • World’s ugliest baby

      Wyrd. Hopefully things are better the first part of next week. Wanna get an airport or hotel IP banned.

    • GG™

      May as well be in NY, have at it!

    • KraftyKat

      Hello!

    • GG™

      Ciao

    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      Greetings

    • KraftyKat

      Commander! Good Evening!

    • Fourty_The_Enlightened

      good evening to you :)

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  • World’s ugliest baby

    Gonna head out (again).

    See y’all later.

    • GG™

      Ciao, <3

    • World’s ugliest baby

      <3 back

  • bri

    sounds like someone’s getting egged.

    • Amy Liz

      Sounds like a good time.

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      You bring the female body parts and I’ll bring the eggs. Sound good?

    • Variable Degree Left Turns

      ^^ ovulates

    • The Great Queen Spider

      Don’t forget tampons! (Just in case)

  • Amy Liz

    My female parts include eggs. ;)

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      Hmmmm I must investigate this further!

    • Variable Degree Left Turns

      ^^ failed Sex Ed in High School

  • Chrissy

    Can someone make sure they follow this up and determine how many rolls of toilet paper, cartons of eggs, and other things are thrown at her house tomorrow night? THAT is the story I want to hear.

  • Aussiemum

    What a biatch. Who made her the weight police? Since she has anointed herself as the sheriff of anti fatness, I’m wondering if she is a size nothing and is happy to strut her stuff in a bikini on trick or treat night, just to prove her point. If she was in our community, she would have her house egged, tped and all her decorations stolen. And that’s just the mums and dads!

  • CrazyLogic

    Well I just gave up reading all the comments. Although it’s kind of fun trying to read the one sided conversations at the ones that have been deleted.

    Anyways, I heard about this on the radio this morning. The DJ’s at my regular rock station agree this woman is a bitch and a party pooper. Kids who are overweight even by a little bit are shamed enough as is…

    This lady is now the same as the neighbor down the street from me growing up who handed out pamphlets to kids that declared they were now Christian and saved just by reading them. Maybe even a bit worse because at least THAT righteous high horse ass gave us our damn candy.

    • Allyson_et_al

      Holy crap. Now THAT’S fucked up. I do go to church, but I can’t
      imagine anyone “sneak-saving” little kids (or anyone, for that matter).
      If someone did that to my kids, I would not only egg her house, but I would try to get her name on the mailing list of every “adult” catalog and porn magazineI could find. Then I would call the Mormons, the Jehova’s Witnesses, the Scientologists, and every other proselytizing group I could think of and request an at-home visit in her name.

    • CrazyLogic

      I would have been pissed if I hadn’t been so confused. Being actually raised Christian, Catholic to be exact, I knew conversion was more complex than saying a prayer to God, I didn’t learn about Protestantism, Evangelicalism and Fundamentalism until the next year.

    • CrazyLogic

      I would have been pissed if I hadn’t been so confused. Being actually raised Christian, Catholic to be exact, I knew conversion was more complex than saying a prayer to God, I didn’t learn about Protestantism, Evangelicalism and Fundamentalism until the next year.

  • The Great Queen Spider

    I think somebody wanted attention. Hopefully there’s plenty of toilet paper in stores where she lives.

    • Plueeeeez

      Yes.

    • Plueeeeez

      Yes.

    • Ema

      Not any more, I’d say…

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  • Variable Degree Left Turns

    no update on this wretch?

    • Marianna

      Not that we know of.

  • whiteroses

    If this woman’s nose were any higher in the air, she’d drown in a rainstorm.

  • Beatrix Muircastle

    if she really does this she knows the kids will read the letter. with the rash of bullied elementry school kids committing suicide find this letter as dangerous as it is irreasponsible. just hand out toys you can get them in builk as party favers. thats what I do. I know diabetic kids or kids on medically induced diets are left out and I don’t sleep well at night if I think I hurt someone so just please anyone who thinks this is a good idea re-consider.

  • h

    …..wow.

    Deciding not to participate in trick or treat, or handing out something other than candy, or giving a weird psa to EVERYONE, I would not personally agree with (what’s wrong with encouraging general healthy eating habits but recognizing Halloween as a special day to have a couple treats) but would respect, everyone chooses what they do.

    But to single out certain kids is just wrong. It’s Halloween. if these kids or parents need help with healthy eating habits, that is a day to day thing- no, kids shouldn’t be eating tons of candy every day. But eating more candy than usual over the course of a week won’t make or break a kids weight issues’ and singling out “your kid is obese” is far different than “we will not be giving out candy this year.”

  • MammaSweetpea

    Eve, can you do a follow up on this story, maybe find out what the parents in the ‘village’ may have done or said in response? Cuz I’d be at her front door so fast….

  • K.

    There’s like 836 comments, so no one’s going to read this, but FWIW:

    Our message to kids should NOT be “You don’t want to be fat”; it should be “you want to be healthy” in which case health is connected to habits, and NOT appearance.

    This woman is sending the first message. If she were REALLY concerned about the second message, then she wouldn’t bother with what kids do one day out of the year; she would work to change policies that promote unhealthy behavior. Such as:
    - changing school lunch programs
    - petitioning to get soda/vending machines removed from schools
    - sponsoring free after-school activities for families who can’t afford them

    and being an advocate on all the big issues that have an indirect affect on childhood obesity: lobbying for the poor, for women and child services, for access to healthcare, for education funding, for local/independent farmer rights, for more public transportation, for raising the minimum wage, for subsidized early-childhood programs…

  • Rly?

    This made me lol not mad at all

  • scooby23

    I cry because this woman is such a high-horse superidiot. I laugh because her plan is going to backfire; does she expect all of the neighbors to do this? The kids are still gonna go to the other houses and still get a bunch of candy. If I knew someone was doing this in my neighborhood, I’d give the kids 5 pounds of candy, and then I’d take them over to Ms.PrissyFit’s house for a good ol’ fashioned egging. *Evil laughs*

  • FAT

    The only people that can be upset with this are also moderately to severely obese.

  • ted3553

    I notice she’s ok making comments on people’s children but isn’t ok signing her name to the letter

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  • melissa
  • Maxx

    Heya

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    You are so Amyzing!!!!!

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

  • sLykim

    dammit I got banned again

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    Keyboard broken?

  • Maxx

    That’ll last the rest of the day now.

  • sLykim

    nice I thought it was some doppelganger hehe

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    Most blondes do yes.

  • sLykim

    mods must like you dukes

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    YOU are annoying, you need to be a bit more articulate than just posting nothing.

  • sLykim

    That letter wont make it home anyway it gets eaten too

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    Just because we don’t all weigh 80 pounds wet like you!

  • Maxx

    Well he is a dolphin so it may take him a few minutes

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    You’re usually better than this…… go get a coffee and try again.

  • HolyLABanBatman

    thank you me too shit

  • sLykim

    I like short girls

  • ZenMaster_Fourty

    Not on CNN.

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    You got banned. I’m sad your post count gave me something to strive for.

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

  • HolyLABanBatman

    he fell asleep on his keyboard’s enter button give him a break

  • ZenMaster_Fourty

    Thank you Ice, I guess CNN don’t want me to get a big head.

  • HolyLABanBatman

    His boss is beating his head on it for not completing his assignment in time

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    I guess we can race now lol.

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    or for getting the wrong answer.

  • Maxx

    Those things are like $5 a box now what the fuck??

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    I like to live on the edge keep those pills and the drink!

  • Maxx

    Woa ..wait…Random blonde??

  • Maxx

    Marms?

  • Maxx

    Gotcha

  • sLykim

    who you?

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    The original ginger!

  • Faddisphere

    ^^^ PERVY ^^^

  • sLykim

    Yes some can be pervy like the fish guy where is he?

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    ^^ Creepy ^^

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

    Why is she disassociating herself from us? :(

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    I don’t think he made it over here.

  • sLykim

    nice old pic too

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

    OOOH ghost of the Halloween Past OOOOHH

  • Iceman x6

    Sweet!

  • AnatoleLePengin

    Yeah,Me too!!

  • Faddisphere

    The least conspicuous of us should post the link for him.

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

    *Delicious

  • Not the ice you are looking fo

    Just reset your router.

  • Faddisphere

    Well, unless Eve objects, we may have found new home here.

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

    Well done Daff!

  • Iceman x6

    ohhh I forgot I deleted my main account.

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    I won’t ban you guys unless you are racist bigot creeps, then I will :( but I don’t wanna. so be cool. Plus, you guys can appreciate jugglalo breeding. http://www.mommyish.com/2013/08/16/i-bred-with-a-juggalo/

  • Faddisphere

    Not a racist bone in my body. Just here to have fun and avoid work at all costs. Thanks for having us.

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

    I kinda hate Asians, is that alright?

  • Very Cold Dude

    Wow, mad respect for your bravery!!!! I’ve never understood the ICP culture.

  • Faddisphere

    It’s a sushi thing.

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

    In the groin area!

  • sLykim

    wheres marms? tell her to send me some of her halloween costume pics

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

    ^^ repost

  • http://fairlyoddmedia.com/ Frances Locke

    Ginger’s are hot.

  • http://fairlyoddmedia.com/ Frances Locke

    That was my article, and it was fun to write. I got blasted by Juggalos, it was hilarious.

  • http://fairlyoddmedia.com/ Frances Locke

    That was my article, and it was fun to write. I got blasted by Juggalos, it was hilarious.

  • sLykim

    talking about helmets huh? lol

  • http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/30/north-dakota-woman-to-hand-out-fat-letters-instead-of-candy-for-halloween/ FuzzyDolphin’s Safe Haven

    I’ma create a new acnt and see if I can avoid the banmer on CNN

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    link me the article you got banned from on cnn

  • Faddisphere

    See if you can find Steve while you’re there.

  • ZenMaster_Fourty

    I have to wait till the Mrs gets off the computer. So I can get a new IP address.

  • Very Cold Dude
  • Maxx

    Nice hair hun

  • Maxx

    I’ll try to keep it to a dull roar.

  • sLykim

    me too I get banned when I attend their get togethers at cnn

  • Maxx

    I will wash Eve’s …..daily

  • sLykim

    I think they don’t like it when we chat too much

  • ZenMaster_Fourty

    I didn’t see anything wrong with what we said this morning. So I agree with that.

  • Maxx

    Yes!! Eve don’t like it though.

  • Maxx

    Just checked mentalfloss as well..not IP’d there either.

  • Maxx

    You knew we had to.

  • sLykim

    new account ?

  • Left Turn Driving Goes Nowhere

    >:(

  • Maxx

    Well it might be good to know if she’s a Sox fan.

  • sLykim

    yeah your eyebrows are strawberry blond too my hair color is double d lol it’s black really

  • Maxx_

    Hey dude

  • Maxx_

    And he could probably use the work as well.

  • “?”

    hehe goonies reference

  • “?”

    this chick is a hawtie

  • “?”

    Dont act coy you know I was talking about you :) hehe How YOU doing?

  • “?”

    yeah hehe shhh

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I actually was. I poster serious comments. You would have though I went in there and told them they were going to hell.

    Come to think of it the resulting nuke from saying that would be precious.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    He verb or some shit out. I can’t tell what he wants to do with her. And I’m not that old!!!!

  • “?”

    lol some idiot tried to troll me cos of it

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I did to and I couldn’t help but respond.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    *

    nooooooooooooooo.com

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Another fun thing

    FUCK !!!!!

    Notice the space to make it authentic.

  • Very Cold Dude x10
  • “?”

    didn’t read your reply was deleted is that really him?

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    0_o

  • “?”

    I Like the butt first jump

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    ^^^ Look it’s Julie ^^^

  • “?”

    This guy up top I mean allie I dont think he’s geo

  • “?”

    yeah lol

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I didn’t know we were playing hide and seek.

  • Don_Henley

    Hola

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Hi Allie nice to meet you.

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    yeah see, you were having good condos but then I had to delete some because of your pal leaving words like just “butt.”

  • DigitudImpudicus

    occasionally…; )

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    That’s liminsky. He’s that weird piece of gum. At first the flavor is good. Then not so good. So you spit it out. Then you accidently step on it and it’s super annoying because it sticks to floor while you walk. After a couple of days you don’t even notice it’s there anymore.

    He is exactly the same way.

  • Don_Henley

    I had a good Condo once, but I sold it. It was the 80′s and the interest rate was killing me.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I fixed it.

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    The CNN mods banned me for nothing.. then because I changed from my giraffe avi to this one. It’s even more ridiculous they are doing it on the raff facebook article because it is a ridiculous piece of news.

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    awwwww, yeah. make fun of my typo. go ahead. :(

  • Don_Henley

    They better not be PB&J either.

  • Don_Henley

    Sorry, its in the rule book.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    The 5th dentist didn’t respond to the poll.

  • Don_Henley

    There might be ONE out there.

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    It happened right after that fat cat lady chick was being a meany and threatened mass bannings. SpirRAFFcy!

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    eggactly!

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Me…. a name I call myself!!!!!

  • Left Turn Driving Goes Nowhere

    OOOH, I love songs from the Godfather!

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    OK that made me lol

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I’m going to send a note home with your kid saying that he is stupid and that you should work on educating him. Parents with stupid kids should feel bad!

    Stupid kid stupid parent right?

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    I think I will name one of you the leader and then you can tell me who to ban and we can amuse ourselves that way

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    Next yer gonna start spouting off rules.

  • GrahamTheCat

    ← Not the leader.

  • Don_Henley

    Well played.

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    are you gonna be the leader?

  • GrahamTheCat

    What?

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    Only if you want him to clone everybody.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Let me fill you in Eve. Most of us are CNN trollies. Kinda like jugallos (yes some of us are that stupid) we have subcultures as well. There is the new crowd that is on in the morning. We were the ones who came over first. Then there is the night crew who is just now coming over. In these groups you have the ancients, pros, and noobs. The ancients have been doing this for years and years. Most are awesome and extremely fun. Some suck balls! They like to clone people and bitch because they don’t like some of the things some of us say. They take trolling as a serious profession. They believe in rules and structure and get pissed of when you don’t follow them. The pros are all cool. They have been on for a while, they are funny, and sometime the peace keepers. Then there are the noobs. Some are ok some are really really annoying.

    When we came over in the morning we didn’t realize everyone would come over.

    You have some very famous people here. GG, Raff, Fuzz,

    If Nail comes over I’ll pee myself.

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    Says someone that’s been around a lot longer than me.

  • GrahamTheCat

    Law?

  • Left Turn Driving Goes Nowhere

  • Left Turn Driving Goes Nowhere

    You need the former for the latter

  • Don_Henley

    *who says “yes”.

  • GrahamTheCat

    Friendly trollercoaster + mod. Very weird. Still acclimating.

  • Don_Henley

    Mmmm baby….

  • GrahamTheCat

    Evidently, one word posts are frowned upon here.

  • Don_Henley

    Such a dichotomy.

  • GrahamTheCat

    I’m not falling for that one.

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOO, see, that was almost one word but I added to it. get with the program god

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    Our writer maria wanted me to tell you all she has Funyuns™

  • GrahamTheCat

    Car insurance commercial day, evidently.

  • Don_Henley

    Wait! He’s not God, I get called that by the ladies fortnightly.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    God came over here to??? Wow, it really is a party now.

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    One sec.

  • Don_Henley

    Troll pile!

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    GG How are you doing!!!

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    stop being so impatient I am ASKING her

  • Don_Henley

    I hear that stings.

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    she got angry with me :(

  • Don_Henley

    Tell her I’d be happy to eat her Funyuns™

  • Left Turn Driving Goes Nowhere

    she didn’t say “pic for proof”?

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    BOTH . but shshhhhhh

  • Don_Henley

    Blondie sang a song about her.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I haven’t seen him yet. Fuck me if IDI comes over.

  • DigitudImpudicus

    howdy

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    Why’d you get banned?

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Commander. @EveVawter:disqus is looking for someone to be in charge.

    I nominate you!

  • Don_Henley

    Maria.
    You’ve gotta see her!
    Go insane and out of your mind.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Plus, her articles are better then the articles at CNN.

  • Don_Henley

    Wait? Whuuut?

  • GrahamTheCat

    Hey, Aimz! (^w^)

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I see the resemblance.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    That make an ointment for that.

  • DigitudImpudicus

    and an inflatable donut

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Now you’re going to start shit. That’s messed up.

  • GrahamTheCat

    ↑↑ How could they possibly ban a face like this? ↑↑

    Monsters, I tell ya.

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    Does the word mommy do anything for you?

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    Does the word mommy do anything for you?

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Eve does a good job and she’s funny. It’s like a troll writing an article.

  • HumanCommodity2

    Take care Daff

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    See yea later Daff!!!

  • DigitudImpudicus

    cheers Daff

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    That actually makes me very happy.

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    The moderator is quite nice though.
    Hi iDi.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    For a duck maybe somebodys brother!!!

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    did you all come from the chans?

  • Propeller Head

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I’ll let her know!

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    I have some top shelf!!!

  • GrahamTheCat

    Troll trap!!!

  • DigitudImpudicus

    greetings your Dictatorship

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    I can clear it up easy for you.. and to your liking.

    Broads idi…. broads.

  • HumanCommodity2

    It is the promised land, Idi.

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    PROOF right there.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    We are like two steps above chan.

    We don’t say things like “we are legion”.

    Well most of us don’t

  • courtneth

    I wanna know what the deleted comments said! Dang it.

  • courtneth

    I wanna know what the deleted comments said! Dang it.

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    I dunno.. but I heard about some vagina cake earlier.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Whatever you do pass on the vagina cake.

    It doesn’t smell right.

  • HumanCommodity2

    This shit is very crazy.

  • Don_Henley

    I’ll take a pony tail pic please.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    What will you give me for it?

  • HumanCommodity2

    This is the land of Zoas. It is sacred. Motherfucker.

  • frisky lesbian Raff broads

    I stopped trying to figure out alts last week.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Let me hold it for you.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Who did he follow over?

    :(

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Who is going to make an animated fail wale?

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    You posted the jpg.

  • DigitudImpudicus

    just shake your head side to side

  • Propeller Head

    Let’s see if this works

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    *Mind Blown*

  • HumanCommodity2

    You’re a good person Kres.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    Naw you already got the crown buddy!

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    odd. I’ve seen gifs on this site. I must investigate.

  • Don_Henley

    I like Happy endings.

  • Marianna

    It means I’ve got so much rage that I lost my ability to express my emotions coherently. Eve, the awesome mod and editor of Mommyish is a fan of the expression and uses it from time to time that’s why I used it in my comment. And Marianna is a girl’s name where I’m from, so I’m a she, not a he. :)

  • Véronique Houde

    OMG either you guys have no lives, the most boring jobs ever, or just waste your employees money to be total losers.

  • Marianna

    Sorry, didn’t see my comment was posted as guest!

  • Marianna

    Sorry, didn’t see my comment was posted as guest!

  • Marianna

    Sorry, didn’t see my comment was posted as guest!

  • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

    I deleted some that were just one word comments that were just clogging everything up. I think some were deleted it they seemed racist but I don’t know, by then I was off :D

  • Variable Degree Left Turns

    no, most were just dumb comments by tards from CNN that followed the first group

  • courtneth

    Oh, ok. One word comments are lame!

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    After you left just about everyone got IP banned. I’m not quite sure what they did to get banned. The people posting one word comments deserved it. The few that were left didn’t stick around.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    That’s not very nice.