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Kim Kardashian Is Very Proud Of Her Post-Baby Vagina But We Didn’t Need This Factoid

182631925__1382951633_74.134.205.46Kim Kardashian is very proud of her post-baby vagina. How do I know this? Because the google machine tells me so. On Keeping Up With the Kardashians, after Kim gave birth to North West she said that:

‘When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before,’ she told her sister Khloé.

Yeah, yeah there is something to be said for having that sort of post-baby body confidence so many women seem to be lacking after giving birth. Having a baby is hard on your body and hard on your vagina. I’m glad Kim is happy with the state of her vagina but comments like these piss me off so hard because when a major celebrity, even a reality TV celebrity, says stuff like this, all it does is put a giant pile of post-baby body critiquing and scrutiny into the ether for a lot of other women (and young girls) to worry about, and it gives tabloid news centers a huge OK to continue analyzing aspects of a woman’s anatomy that are none of their biz to begin with.

Your post baby vagina is no ones business.

And here’s another thing, your post baby vagina is fine, no matter how it looks.

Women think and worry and contemplate how their vagina will be after having a baby, which is fine, and normal, but only women should be thinking about this, or discussing with their friends or partners or doctors or loved ones. This shouldn’t be something that TMZ splashes across a headline. Women get that enough with their stomach size, their body shape, how their breasts look after having a baby. Do we really need to add vaginas into the mix?

It takes time to heal after giving birth. Kim Kardashian’s post-baby vagina isn’t more attractive, or glamorous, or camera-ready than any other woman’s. Don’t women who have just had a baby get enough scrutiny over whether or not they have lost the baby weight or can fit into their skinny jeans without having to add the sacred vagina cow into the mix? And the fact that Kim gave birth to a daughter, who may one day grow up and have her own baby, makes me realize how utterly lame her mom making statements like this is. She just ushered in a brave new world of vagina contemplation her own daughter can look forward to experiencing when and if she decides to have her own baby.

Childbirth doesn’t ruin a vagina, or drastically change it’s appearance or function. It just takes time to heal. The only people who should be concerned about the state of a woman’s post baby vagina are her and her doctor.

I’m glad Kim is happy about her vagina, but the whole world doesn’t need to know this. This is just another way the world can start putting another pile of post-baby body pressure on women who now get to worry about how their vaginas will be thought of after they have a baby.You won’t see one single headline about how Kanye‘s penis has been affected by having a baby.

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  • AmazingE

    I wish I wasn’t saying this, but her vag was nothing special before she had a baby, so I highly doubt having one has improved the condition of things down there. Now if you’ll excuse me for a moment, i’ve spent too much time thinking about KK and her vag already, and I need to go barf.

  • Annona

    OF COURSE she’s talking about her vagina! The woman is an insufferable attention whore who owes the majority of her fame to a sex tape! If she could, I’m sure she’d have pictures of her new more fabulous post-North vag plastered on the cover of every tabloid that she or her mother could possibly pimp photos to. What disturbs me even more than her talking about her vagina is the fact that I keep seeing her face, and her fiancé’s face, plastered all over this site and sites like it, and I keep thinking that they’re never going to go away because they keep getting all that attention that they desperately crave from a bunch of people that I really thought were better than that.

    I mean, seriously…they named their child NORTH WEST. I’m surprised she doesn’t have a clothing line/perfume tie-in out already. Guess they need to save something for her first birthday….

  • Sara610

    Oh, thank God. I wasn’t able to concentrate on my work today because all I could think was, “I wonder what Kim Kardashian’s lady garden looks like after she pushed out a kid? UNIVERSE, SEND ME A SIGN!!!!!!”
    Now that I know, I can finally get back to my life. Thank you, Kim Kardashian, for sharing that vital piece of information. We should send you to the Middle East to broker a peace agreement. This new (and totally not suspect) knowledge that your vajayjay looked “better than it did before” immediately after giving birth is certainly the pearl of wisdom that we’ve been waiting for. Kim Kardashian 2016!!!!!

  • TwentiSomething Mom

    ‘When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before,’ she told her sister Khloé.

    The first thing I thought of when reading this was my tearing, stitches and bleeding for weeks after giving birth.

  • MsBorgia

    I don’t know, I understand that other moms might feel bad (why doesn’t my vagina look like a magical rose garden???) but I think it’s great to see a new mom with body confidence (even if it’s her). I feel like this blog tries to tell moms that all of their bodies are beautiful, whether they have the post-tummy, stitches, or magically popped back to a 6-pack. Kim should be allowed to be proud of her post-baby body, no matter how it looks. (And yes, I know the oversharing is half the problem.)

  • Julia Sonenshein

    I check my vagina daily to make sure that it hasn’t been ruined by my grueling life and I’m thrilled to see that one of my idols does the same thing. Celebrities are just like us!

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      If you ever need assistance let me know. My vagina inspection license is current and valid.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      stop trolling Julia’s vagina

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      stop trolling Julia’s vagina

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      Can’t help I thought I smelled something interesting. I shall move on :)

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      Julia smells a LOT like Mad Dog 20/20 and Chiclets

    • Julia Sonenshein

      I can confirm this.

    • Julia Sonenshein

      wanna go on a date?

    • Very Cold Dude x10

      Will you dress up like a mime and call me daddy?

  • Beth

    “sacred vagina cow” = awesome

    I’ve had two babies, and neither one of them either ruined or improved my vagina. Perhaps I didn’t get enough out of my experience of motherhood?

  • Janok Place

    Wow… I never really considered whether or not my vagina was camera ready. I guess that’s because I don’t expect anyone to be taking any pictures of it… What planet is she from? I am just going to go ahead and say it, unless you plan on showing it to the general public I wouldn’t worry about it ladies.

  • Very Cold Dude

    I don’t know if I’m allowed to post here since I don’t have a vagina. However, I’m pretty sure Ms. Kardashian didn’t have a good looking vagina to begin with.

    • Maxx

      Hafta agree with that.

    • Maxx

      Hafta agree with that.

  • Very Cold Dude

    I don’t know if I’m allowed to post here since I don’t have a vagina. However, I’m pretty sure Ms. Kardashian didn’t have a good looking vagina to begin with.

  • Kwami0880

    Hey if you pretend you are not human and did not take sex education in class
    .. please don’t read this because I am going to be detailed ….
    Contrary to false claims, a woman’s vagina doesn’t change much due to birth, but rather DUE TO AGE …

    My wife and I have 5 kids … born in 9 years … I am 33 …. yes we tied the know every early …. and she is 34 …. because she is still young and FERTILE .. her ‘vejayjay’ is no different.

    In the first 6 weeks of each birth her labia majora looks very puffed up and the inner lips more reddish/ pinkish and ‘O mama and it looks awesome … in her see through panties … I guess that’s why Kim made those statements.
    But then it went back to ‘normal size’ … :( … the opening surprisingly shrunk back to normal size in about 6 weeks .. I know because that’s when we resume sex after each child birth … still as tight as it used to

    … else I may have grown 1 inch thickness on my dick which would be equally awesome … I am black .. but that’s just a stereotype … right? LOL!

    So if you ever hear anyone say child birth messes your vagina … that’s evidence that they have never had kids before and have NO idea what they are talking about. Vejayjay be tight kid or no kid .. Age changes it …..

    FYI – My wife is petite and goes back to 122 – 128 lbs after 8 – 11 months for each child birth … She is currently at 138 lbs our 5th child is just 2 months …. so maybe she is different …. and she diets … but those are facts … She was a whopping 169lbs in her before labor.

    • jp

      Tellin’ like it is. Nice insight bro.

  • Raessssimpson

    The point is everybody is different. So Kim Kardashian likes her vaginia after her baby, North West was born, if YOU don’t like listening to her then don’t look up her shit and don’t watch the show. Its HER opinion about HERSELF and I think that is positive statement to make especially after childbirth. So for you to try and knock her down just shows how close minded, ignorant and insecure you are. Instead of wasting your time making a blog/discussion about how somebody other than yourself likes their vaginia is just pure envy for this woman because she’s happy with her life and vaginia. Everybody is vain sometimes so to try and hurt somebody cause their being SIMPLY HUMAN is cruel and disgusting. We will never understand the feeling of pressure to be perfect ALL the time, by not just your family and friends, but by total strangers, the entire world and the fact that Kim and her family has made it this far without having a suicide with all the hate her an they get, I’m proud of them. So shut the fuck up and get a freaking life.

  • Very Cold Dude

    Can I pretend to have vagina????

    *tucks*

    Seee :)

  • Left Turn Driving Goes Nowhere

    nobody wants to Seee em

  • http://fairlyoddmedia.com/ Frances Locke

    Your pretend vagina is very nice Dude.

  • Very Cold Dude x10

    ummm thanks :)