I Come From A Long Line Of Witches And Even I Don’t Know If These Fertility Spells Can Get You Pregnant

originalI always feel for women having difficulty conceiving. It can be a frustrating, heartbreaking, complicated process and I understand people will sometimes go to desperate measures in order to conceive. We talk about infertility and trying to conceive a lot here on Mommyish, so I’m not going to expound on that. It’s a serious topic that deserves respect and a degree of seriousness that I won’t get into here, because this topic is all about witchery and all these amazing ways I found on the Internet that say they can help you get pregnant.

All the witches in the house raise your hand!

Come on now, I know we have some pagan readers and I come from a long line of witches. Actually, I think the term they used in the old country was herbalists, but my grandmama could read the hell out of some tea leaves and tell your fortune by boiling some lead and had all sorts of homeopathic remedies for everything. I don’t think she would have minded being called a witch, but I know some people take offense at that term and consider it a form of slander. I wish I was a witch, which is weird for me, because I don’t even read my horoscope, but I do think some aspects of witchery are very cool, and make sense. I’m a rational person, but I do think that a lot of aspects of the whole thing appeal to me, especially because I’m a feminist.

But what I can’t get behind is some of these weird witchery items being hocked to women desperate to conceive. I suppose if you take it all with a grain of salt and are just doing it for the hell of it, it is fine, but some of these things cost big bucks and that offends me, the idea of preying off people who want to birth a baby more than anything. Some of these items will return your money if they don’t work, which is good. During my investigations I found a lot of positive feedback to some of these items and spells too. And a lot of women, especially on UK message boards, claim some of these totally work.

Screen Shot 2013-10-24 at 9.02.58 AM

If someone can cure AIDS and enlarge your penis, give you a VISA and get you pregnant, I have a really hard time believing it.

Customized fertility spells, seriously. 

Screen Shot 2013-10-24 at 9.04.48 AM

Just pay Miss Mia the money and voila.

Ancient Angelic Magic Fertility and Healthy Pregnancy

Screen Shot 2013-10-24 at 9.09.34 AM

From Etsy, a bargain at one hundred dollars.

Fertility JuJu Doll Baby 

il_570xN.373778205_c2qv

This little doll is cute, but no guarantees it will actually get you pregnant.

 Raccoon Penis Bone 

il_570xN.441798650_t1or

This listing from Artisan Alchemy says fertility in the title , but also has the legend of a man wanting to win a woman’s heart by giving her a penis bone to wear around her neck. It should be noted that I have sadly never received a penis bone.

From Extreme Spells:

Screen Shot 2013-10-24 at 9.23.12 AM

Which you can purchase here.

Anyone ever conceive with the help of witchery? Do you believe in all of this fully or are you more of a skeptic like I am? Also, do you want to join my coven? I plan on serving cupcakes.

This article idea comes from lovely Mommyish reader 88Mwife who spent a great deal of time yesterday showering me with links to witchery fertility stuff! Thank you 88Mwife!

(Image: tumblr)

Share This Post:
    • Jude

      Stella David Glory be to God finally i am pregnant after 5years of marriage,i was devastated and frustrated thinking i will never get pregnant again but after the help of Alisha Lura i got pregnant and now just put to birth . i want to appreciate Mama Alisha Lura for the help of making me pregnant again after all the pains i pass through with the family of my husband but thank God today we both live together happily thanks once again : getyourexbacksolutionspell@gmail.com or you can visit her website on http://weeblyalishaluraspell.weebly.com/available-spells.html

    • Hansford ann

      My name is Handford Ann,i base in canada.i want to share my wonderful testimony on how i got back my ex-lover of my life back, who i sworn to be with until when he left me to another woman for no reason and i try to make things work for both of us yet things where getting worse and i love him so much and there is nothing i could do to get my ex back until i met a testimony share by Maria from USA on the internet talking about a powerful spell caster who brought his ex lover back within 48hours and i decide to give it a try and to my greatest surprise he also did it for me just as he did for Maria and i have a lot of people complaining of fake spell caster but this one i met was a real spell caster who help me to solve my problem i have no solution to,i introduce many of my best friends that have a similar problems,and their problem were solve with the great help of dr.Trust.they get back their ex within 48 hours.i am so happy that my ex is back to me again,and the most surprise,is that our love is very strong,every day is happiness and joy. and there is nothing like been with the man you love.i am so happy my love is back to me with the help of Dr.Trust.if you have similar problem i will advice you to contact him ,he is there to help you and put a smile on your face ask he did to me and others.contact email(ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com call +2348156885231) what will i have done if not the great help of dr.trust. Thanks Handford Ann from canada.

    • Hansford ann

      My name is Handford Ann,i base in canada.i want to share my wonderful testimony on how i got back my ex-lover of my life back, who i sworn to be with until when he left me to another woman for no reason and i try to make things work for both of us yet things where getting worse and i love him so much and there is nothing i could do to get my ex back until i met a testimony share by Maria from USA on the internet talking about a powerful spell caster who brought his ex lover back within 48hours and i decide to give it a try and to my greatest surprise he also did it for me just as he did for Maria and i have a lot of people complaining of fake spell caster but this one i met was a real spell caster who help me to solve my problem i have no solution to,i introduce many of my best friends that have a similar problems,and their problem were solve with the great help of dr.Trust.they get back their ex within 48 hours.i am so happy that my ex is back to me again,and the most surprise,is that our love is very strong,every day is happiness and joy. and there is nothing like been with the man you love.i am so happy my love is back to me with the help of Dr.Trust.if you have similar problem i will advice you to contact him ,he is there to help you and put a smile on your face ask he did to me and others.contact email(ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com call +2348156885231) what will i have done if not the great help of dr.trust. Thanks Handford Ann from canada. .

    • Hansford ann

      My name is Handford Ann,i base in canada.i want to share my wonderful testimony on how i got back my ex-lover of my life back, who i sworn to be with until when he left me to another woman for no reason and i try to make things work for both of us yet things where getting worse and i love him so much and there is nothing i could do to get my ex back until i met a testimony share by Maria from USA on the internet talking about a powerful spell caster who brought his ex lover back within 48hours and i decide to give it a try and to my greatest surprise he also did it for me just as he did for Maria and i have a lot of people complaining of fake spell caster but this one i met was a real spell caster who help me to solve my problem i have no solution to,i introduce many of my best friends that have a similar problems,and their problem were solve with the great help of dr.Trust.they get back their ex within 48 hours.i am so happy that my ex is back to me again,and the most surprise,is that our love is very strong,every day is happiness and joy. and there is nothing like been with the man you love.i am so happy my love is back to me with the help of Dr.Trust.if you have similar problem i will advice you to contact him ,he is there to help you and put a smile on your face ask he did to me and others.contact email(ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com call +2348156885231) what will i have done if not the great help of dr.trust. Thanks Handford Ann from canada

    • Jude

      Stella David Glory be to God finally i am pregnant after 5years of marriage,i was devastated and frustrated thinking i will never get pregnant again but after the help of Alisha Lura i got pregnant and now just put to birth . i want to appreciate Mama Alisha Lura for the help of making me pregnant again after all the pains i pass through with the family of my husband but thank God today we both live together happily thanks once again : getyourexbacksolutionspell@gmail.com or you can visit her website on http://weeblyalishaluraspell.weebly.com/available-spells.html

    • Wright Eva

      Are you in need of help to solve your infertility problem or to get pregnant? contact Dr. Ken solution home on this email (supersolutionhome@gmail.com)
      I am Wright Eva from USA, I have been trying for 5years to get pregnant
      and needed help! i have Been going to the doctors but still nothing.
      The doctor said that me and my husband are fine and I don’t know where
      else to turn. Until one day my friend introduce me to this great spell
      caster who helped her to get back her lost husband back with love spell
      and also made her pregnant, So I decided to contact this spell caster
      Dr.Ken on his email (supersolutionhome@gmail.com)
      after interaction with him he instructed me on what to do, after then i
      should have sex with the my husband or any man I love in this world,
      And i did so, within the next one months i went for a check up and my
      doctor confirmed that i am 2weeks pregnant of two babies. I am so
      happy!! if you also need help to get pregnant or need your ex back
      please contact his email address: supersolutionhome@gmail.com or through His web address http://supersolutionhome.webs.com His private number is +2348074433380.

      YOU CAN ALSO READ MY TESTIMONY ON MY BLOGGER LINK http://wrighteva05.blogspot.com

    • Andrea Monica

      My name is Andrea Monica.i am here to testify on how Dr.Zaba helped me. I saw a post on a particular site sharing testimony on how these great spell caster brought back her ex. Initially, i thought the post is unreal but I later had a second thought and another person still share his testimony on how he brought back his wife.so i contacted the spell caster as instructed by the post. I have no option than to try my best because my husband left me with my three kids for another woman after a minor misunderstanding. Me and my husband got married over six years and we lived so happily. At a certain time my husband started behaving strange.Before I knew what was going on, he left me and go for another woman who works in the same office with him. When I saw the post, I contacted the spell caster on his email and he told me not to worry that my husband will come back to me in two days time once he finish casting the reunite spell. To my greatest surprise, my husband came back to me begging for a second chance.and we are living happily together as one family again. I want to use this medium to let everyone here know that this is real and if you are out there having this same problem please kindly contact Dr.Zaba, the great spell caster via his email {Makiaderspelltemple@hotmail.com}because he can done the unexpected.Wish you all the Best too! his website http://makiaderspelltemple.webs.com
      ,…..

    • blessing

      i am so happy today for what Dr abubakar of drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com he is a great spell caster. i have and my family have be living together in peace and love we were married for 10 years with two beautiful kids everything went smoothly until a husband started staying out late and would beat me up with any excuse he gets, he wold always get drunk and i was bent on finding out what the problem was and i discovered that he was seeing a young woman outside who he was planning to move in together and was preparing a divorce i became devastated as i love my husband so much and i looked for help i contacted many spell casters but nothing happened until i met with Dr abubakar, who told so many things and said i should worry about nothing that all will be well and told he will cast a spell that will bring my husband back to me and he was true to his words i want you all to help me thank and i promised him that i will always tell people of his good works he is a powerful spell caster contact for what ever problems you have and he will help you out of it okay here’s his email address drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com contact him he is a powerful spell caster and i pray he help you out too once again his mail is drabubakarlovespell@gmail.com your daughter Blessing Emily from USA

    • camara

      Hello everyone, i love to share my testimony to you all how i got my ex back, getting your lover or your ex back has been made more easy by this powerful spell caster called DR.ikoko i am kamara by name and i am from Australia, the only reason why i am on this site is to thank this powerful spell caster called DR.ikoko and you can improve your relationship success by contacting him through his Email Address (ikokotemple@gmail.com) This powerful spell caster did me a huge favor by helping me get my lover back to me within the speed of light and since then my relationship has been perfect.

    • kim

      Fertility Spells, Pregnancy & Conception Spells

      The ability to have a baby is one of the most amazing gifts ever given to humans. The act of carrying a baby and being pregnant is one of the most beautiful experiences to ever have. Even as a man I saw my wife deliver our children and I was awestruck. Every person alive needs to feel this amazing emotion and witness life being created and delivered from their own bodies. We know many people simply have problems getting pregnant and need help.”
      Our Fertility Spell Casting is one of my absolute personal favorites and here is why. Unlike other Love Spells that return lovers, find true love etc, THIS Spell Casting helps a client create LIFE. This is why I love our Fertility Castings so dearly. They are cast by our very BEST Casters and are always 100% guaranteed or your money back. we always say. Nothing makes me happier then when I hear from a client that they are officially PREGNANT! I hope we will get the same news from YOU as well. As always, this is Master Sam Taylor wishing all Parents and potential “soon to be” Parents a happy and healthy life!” We can help you with the following: Safe Pregnancy Spell,Conceive A Son Spell,Conceive A Daughter Spell,Fertility Douces,Fertility Spell,Powerfulful, Spell For Fertility, Get Pregnant Spell,Fertility Spell, 1 Healthy Baby Spell,Easy Fertility Spell,Improve Chances of Fertility or Conception,Ease Labor Spell,Prevent Pregnancy Spell,Spell To Get Pregnant etc…

      Thanks
      Mr oduduwa
      Tel: +27743185702

    • Shakes Spear

      My name is Max Jazine, from Canada USA. I never believed in love spells or magic until I met this spell caster once when I went to see my friend in Indian this year on a business summit. I meant a man who’s name is Shakes Spear he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one’s gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell .I’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3years. I really loved him, but his mother was against us and he had no good paying job. So when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. And in 7 days when i returned to Canada, my boyfriend (now husband) called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better. His email is:shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com. ONCE AGAIN HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: shakesspear23@yahoo.com OR shakesspear23@gmail.com … CONTACT HIM TODAY FOR YOUR HELP…

    • doris carter

      Three weeks ago my boyfriend broke up with me. it all started when i Travel to UK to spend my holiday with my friend,i was trying to contact him but it was not going through. So when i came back from UK i saw him with a lady kissing, i was frustrated and it gives me sleepless night. I called my friend told her what happened and she introduce me to a spell cater who helped her long time ago. Which i contact him and i never believed that the spell will work so easily because i have contacted many spell casters to get him back all they do is to take my money with no result. I am happy to tell you all that my boyfriend is back and committed to me alone and he do whatever i ask him to do with love and care. All thanks to Dr Osimen the great magician who helped me to restore my boy friend to me:osimenspelltemple@gmail.com.. Email this powerful and authentic spell caster via email now osimenspelltemple@gmail.com

    • http://freedomlovespelltemple.yolasite.com/ Sarah

      !!! I Silvia Post This Testimony Coz My Husband Is Back Thanks To Dr.Ukaka

      Hello friends! My Name is Silvia from Californian i have had a lot about Dr Ukaka on his good work, for bringing back lost relationship but i never believe because so many spell caster scam me because of my husband who left me and three kids over a year and two months. so a good friend of mine introduce me to Dr Ukaka just because my condition was so bad and the responsibility in my matrimonial home was more than me. my husband left me to another woman just because i don’t have male child for him. so i email Dr Ukaka and told him everything, he told me not to worry that my husband will come back and i will have a male child for him. he only told me to believe on him that after casting the spell my husband will come back immediately and beg for forgiveness. he real did it for me and my husband come back to me in the nest two days. i was very happy and thanks dr freedom. so, i was in this situation (May 12 2014) i told Dr Ukaka that i will start shearing his testimony to every one in the word if he make me to have a male child to my husband. and he also did it as am shearing this testimony to every one out dear, that am with my new bouncy baby boy. now i believe that i am the happiest woman on earth because Dr Ukaka restore my life in my matrimonial home you can thank him for me or email him for urgent help in any bad situation i promise you he will also help you; his email address is freedomlovespell@hotmail.com contact him on his website address: freedomlovespelltemple.yolasite.com