Celebrity mom coverage usually comes with an assortment of signature backhanded vocabulary: “flaunting” and “parading,” i.e. a pregnant lady leaving the house, being “brave” for wearing a bikini. “Curves” and “post-baby body” to describe their figures — because that’s currently what eclipses all else. But celebrity mom headlines can often times be so off the wall batty that it can difficult to distinguish between the authentically offensive and Mad Libs.
We’re going to kick this one off with Jennifer Aniston because although she is not a mom, she is the Reinging Queen of this type of routine body inspection coverage, and therefore no commentary on it would be adequate without her.
1. “Jennifer Anistonâ€™s diet includes eating placenta chips to stay young”
Real or fake?