out of surgery husbandFilming people (including children) loopy on pain meds goes from cute to questionable when said parties share those intimate moments with, say, the world. But I can’t even get all blah blah blah privacy with this fresh from surgery husband who cannot believe that the gorgeous woman next to him is wife.

Daily Mail reports that Jason Mortensen was doped up on morphine following a hernia operation. His wife, Candace Mortensen, films Jason as he questions her about her name and if she models professionally, eventually stoked to learn that he is in fact married to this pretty lady. While it would be awesome if he was, perhaps, praising this gorgeous lady’s kindness and empathy rather than just her lady looks, morphine doesn’t exactly make for stellar articulation.

Jason and Candace Mortensen have reportedly been married for six years. Apparently, she is old hat at the whole supporting her husband through surgery thing:

Now recovered, Mr Mortensen, Vice President of sales at Oltuse Pharmaceuticals in Orem, Utah, is sticking to his every word.

The former missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints said: ‘I had a hernia repair to fix residual tears from a previous surgery.

‘I wish I could remember this but I was definitely out of it.

‘This was my fifth surgery within our six years of marriage and she’s been by my side through all of it.

‘In a previous surgery I suffered a severe complication and we didn’t know if I’d ever function the same again.

‘She is the love of my life.’

Off the morphine, indeed.