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Possible Troll Blows Up Facebook With Epically Batty Anti-Boy Breastfeeding Rant

fuckOn occasion, one of you amazing readers – and UPDATE- with her permission I am allowed to let you guys know the fabulous Valeri Jones sent this to me, because she knew I would be all too amused, yay Valeri and thank you darlink, you know I love the crazy stuff- will send me something so epically batshit that I feel the need to share it with the rest of the class. This is one of those times. Allow me to introduce you to Hailey who has some pretty batshit crazy awful horrifying bizarre  extreme views on parenting that she recently shared with The Facebook.


The reader also asked me to include this image, which I think is quite fitting.



I would also wish to add some of this:

We here at the Mommyish Offices think that good ‘ol Hailey may be a good ‘ol basement dwellin’ Cheetos eatin’ gamer-fuel swiggin’ troll of the troll variety, because we find it pretty difficult to believe this shiz is real. But that doesn’t mean we all can’t furrow our pretty little brows together and post WTF gifs over and over again about the whole thing.

Do you guys believe anyone could hold any viewpoint this bizarre? It’s the most bizarre ever. It’s like some sort of weird extreme man-hatey coupled with sanctimommy-level 189 power up bizarre.

But I guess nothing really surprises me, this is ‘mericuh after all and we all know there are a lot of weird parenting notions out there.


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  • Mystik Spiral

    There exist blogs written by women who are convinced that we don’t need men, that all men are rapists, and that society would be better off to be completely rid of the male gender, so I can actually see this being real. I just wish they would stop calling themselves feminist.

    I contend we put these women in a death match with the woman-hating MRAs. Everybody wins.

    • NicknamesAreDull

      I’m always in favor of a death match.

    • Paul White

      I’m still going with troll because I’m trying not to drink as much.

    • Annona


    • meteor_echo

      Ah yes, the Tumblr radfems. They freak me the fuck out.

    • Sarah

      They are the number one reason I left Tumblr, actually.

    • Courtney Lynn

      Exactly. It’s misanthropy to the extreme. Nothing to do with feminism.

    • anand

      Everything to do with radical tumblr feminism

    • Jake

      You really are a moron. MRAs don’t hate women, MRAs hate “misandrists”. Get a clue and stop sharing your idiotic opinion when you don’t have a clue what you talk about.

      Male haters like this idiot Hailey should be shot.

    • ks175406

      Hmm. A man name calling and mansplaining to us little women on a mothering site. Oh and threats against a life. How exactly are you better than the woman featured in this article?

    • anand

      Mansplaining..? Really? Anyone who has a penis expressing an different opinion is mansplaining now?

      I think he’s exaggerating about the shooting part. I just hope such women don’t have babies..

    • ConservativeSniper

      Actually, most MRAs are more misandrist than the most man-hating women you could ever dig up. Just go to the women-hating sites, read the angry, patriarchal garbage that men jerk off too in the guise of “helping” other men, and see if you don’t notice that those very men hate guys much, much more than any feminist ever could.

      Feminists have an infinitely higher opinion of guys than most guys do, and that is a rotten shame to admit.

      As for this article, OF EFFING COURSE it’s pure troll bait, probably by some MRA to rally up the weaklings to keep on hatin’ da wimminz.

    • anand

      Uhh… Im an MRA and i don’t hate women. Or was the comment dircted at the extremist crazy MRAs?
      Then i guess i support you, i want those idiots out of our movment too..

  • Cee

    Well…huh…so, she’s not a feminist…I’m just going to go pour some alcohol in this coffee.

  • Roberta

    These are the women that give feminists (the equality for everyone kind) a bad name. Those aren’t feminist values, those are bat-shit insane ones.

    • http://www.cafepress.com/ladycrim ladycrim

      I never, ever, EVER use the term “Feminazi,” but Hailey (if she’s for real) has me coming awfully close.

  • whiteroses

    Speaking as the mother of a son- go screw yourself with a very long, very sharp stick, Hayley.
    You know what a feminist is? It’s a person- male or female, and Alan Alda is one man who is unabashedly feminist that I can think of- who believes that women deserve to be treated with respect. And that doesn’t mean tearing someone else down to make ourselves look better. It doesn’t mean hating boys, or raising them poorly. And it sure as hell doesn’t mean disrespecting an entire gender because we’ve got hangups about being women.
    On the other hand- if this is a trolling, it’s epic. Well done.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      I should have added a poll!

    • whiteroses

      Do it do it do it!!!

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter


    • NicknamesAreDull

      I couldn’t put my real answer, because I’m in favor of you getting a golden placenta.. and $800.

      You could charge people to watch you eat the placenta, then you’ll have money to buy more if you really like it.

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter


    • http://www.cafepress.com/ladycrim ladycrim

      Joss Whedon is another male feminist. There are annual screenings of “Serenity” that benefit http://www.equalitynow.org/, which he is a strong supporter of.

    • whiteroses

      He definitely is. I mean, look at Buffy, River Tam, Cordelia, Echo, Penny, Zoe, Inara and Kaylee. All strong, multidimensional women with brains in their heads who put up with no crap (in their varying different ways). I am SO glad that Whedon’s female characters were a part of my teen years. My friends and I had a saying: WWBD?

  • http://www.twitter.com/ohladyjayne allisonjayne

    I’m calling troll.

  • Amber Starr

    Yeah, I call “Troll” on this one…. at least I hope so. Please, God, let this ignant bitch just be a troll.

  • NicknamesAreDull

    I’m going to go with troll

    So, this applies now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/valerisexton.jones Valeri Jones

    When I originally found this piece of garbage on FB, the comments on it were…. Epic. Most of them were going on about how crazy this bitch is and how they hoped her uterus stayed as empty as her head, because God forbid she have a son. But there were a [very] select few that had their own crazy notions on what feminism meant. I just have to ask, though…. How does she think SHE got here, if not from the seed of a dreaded man? How does she EVER expect to have a child, male or female, without the use of something manly?

    People’s stupidity HONESTLY amazes me.

    (All this is considering that the crazy woman exists, and it is not just a troll.)

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      Thank you so much for this V, I added you above :)

    • http://www.facebook.com/valerisexton.jones Valeri Jones

      Oh, you are so welcome. Always happy to share something ‘magically awful’ with you!!! Lol. And thanks for the tag. I feel…. Famous! (Must. Get. Out. More.)

    • http://Mommyish.com/ Eve Vawter

      hahahaha I didn’t wanna include you without your blessing but I got so excited to share the crazy , yes, FROM NOW ON, WHEN PEOPLE MAIL ME CRAZY PLEASE SAY IF YOU WANT ME TO INCLUDE YOUR NAME

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  • keelhaulrose

    I hold no expectations when it comes to people’s horrible ideas. We’ve got school counselors advocating for children to be left without a meal if their parents don’t turn in paperwork, pastors calling for people to kidnap the children of gay parents, and pretty much everything said by Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh. It’s not out of the realm of possibility that someone is such an uber-feminist that they believe this tripe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/valerisexton.jones Valeri Jones

    I would also like to add that there is a little girl in my son’s daycare class, two months younger, that makes my brute of a boy look like a wimp. I’ve seen her make her 4 year old brother cry. So the female child being the weaker sex is bull.

    • Allyson_et_al

      Right? A pretty un-feminist view, actually. My now-lovely 12-year-old daughter was a holy terror when she was two. Despite being tiny for her age, she was so physical and intimidating, she had most of her preschool class (boys and girls alike) terrified of her. I’m very glad she outgrew being a bully (if a 2-year-old can really be said to be a bully), but weaker sex? Not my girl!

  • jking513

    I have to go with troll, because we all know circumcision doesn’t take away the sexual pleasure. Wives like Hailey do.

    • Roberta

      especially when any foreplay above-the-waist is considered anti-feminist

  • http://www.whatwouldshethink.com/ Rachelle

    I believe the answer we are looking for is “Misandrist Bitchicus”.

    I’ll pick Internet Troll Species for 600$, Alec.

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  • Annona

    Yeah, I feel like it’s a straight up troll situation, because I don’t want to live in a world where people are that fucking grotesquely stupid. But the stupidity of others is something that I’ve learned not to underestimate, so there’s that. Either way, I voted for the placenta in the poll just because I think that would make an interesting article especially if you serve it up with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

  • shel

    I’m gonna go with Troll…
    Although if it’s real, she is monumentally stupid, beyond the obvious…
    Female babies actually have a leg up over male babies, they tend to do better and be healthier… statistically, female babies have a better chance of doing well if they are born premature or with other complications when compared to male babies of the same gestational age and size… So her stupid rantings aren’t even factually accurate on that point.

  • Evelyn

    I think troll, mostly because the alternative is so horribly awful.

    If it were (please, no, no, no) a real person’s real views then she really would be both an incredibly messed up and appalling mother if she ever did have kids (artificial insemination I would presume because I don’t see her allowing a hated man near her). Just where do we start on how wrong and twisted that all is?

    Not only are men not all evil, oppressive and rapey (obviously) but if she did raise a man with her attitude of resentment to him, he would be so twisted with self hatred and resentment towards women in authority over him (caused by her treatment of him) that he could well grow up to be the very monster she is trying to prevent. Surely the ‘duty’ of any feminist mother of sons is to raise them to be kind, understanding and respectful of women. Also any girl she raises would (again obviously) be a big mess emotionally and may well get resented and put down if ever she starts liking boys or isn’t a strong intelligent future ruler of the world who will fix all of the injustices in patriarchal society that her dear mother hates.

    No, I shan’t believe in this bogey woman under the bed. My poor little mind would be broken. I shall believe it is a silly kid winding us up for a laugh.

    • Alicia Kiner

      I was thinking the EXACT same thing. Mother of a future serial killer right here folks.

  • Emmali Lucia

    I think I tilted my head to the side so much it fell off. It’s like upside-down right now.

    Circumcision to take away the sexual pleasure?

    Okay, she’s a trolly McTroll face

    • Jayamama

      Circumcision actually does diminish sexual pleasure. One of the reasons it was advocated for a chunk of history was to eliminate masturbation. Just a bit of reading can show you that.

    • whiteroses

      This really doesn’t need to turn into a debate on the evils of circumcision, you know?

    • Emmali Lucia

      So were graham crackers and toast. Just because it was said hundreds of years ago that it decreased sexual pleasure or desire, doesn’t mean it actually does.

    • RoaringStorm

      it actually does diminish the sexual pleasure. do you even know the purpose of the foreskin? foreskin is there to protect the glans and removing it makes the glans and shaft keratinizes thus reduces the sexual pleasure because keratinize means it reduces the sensitivity.

    • Talia Gamble

      If my husband (or any circumcised male I know) is any indication, circumcision doesn’t diminish sexual pleasure THAT much. She’s got another thing comin with that one. :D As for the breastfeeding thing. I breastfed my almost nine year old son when he was a baby and he is already a chivalrous little gentleman in training and that’s just part of his character. He sees the way his daddy treats me and has always just assumed that’s the way it’s supposed to be. THAT is what’s important. That a boy is exposed to the respectful treatment of women from an early age. The respectful treatment of EVERY fellow human being for that matter. This woman is either a master troll or a complete idiot who I hope is never allowed to breed.

  • Amber

    It could be real. My MIL is a man hater who had three sons. She would constantly ask me if my husband (her oldest son) was beating me yet since all men become wife beaters eventually. She had her middle son committed for being mentally ill. He has no serious mental illness, he was just depressed because his mother was an evil, hateful bitch. Plus she tried to sign her youngest over to the state for being violent. The kid’s never raised a hand to anyone or been in any kind of trouble.

    The man hating mommy who hates men so much she even despises her own sons sadly does exist.

    • whiteroses

      I can’t tell you how sad this comment made me. I hope that ALL of her sons somehow manage to find their way past her bs.

    • Amber

      The oldest (my husband) is good. He has no contact with her. We took custody of the youngest when he was 13 and he’s now a healthy adult.

      Sadly, the middle son is all kinds of screwed up and still in close contact with her. But, I figure 2 out of 3 is pretty good considering the situation.

    • whiteroses

      Yes. I feel awful for the middle one, but I’m glad that at most of her children were able to get away from her.

  • Blueathena623

    Troll. If not she’s really unoriginal since I’ve read this exact same thing in many different places.

  • mananieto

    I’m sorry. Even if she is Trolling… What about the 56 likes???!!!!!!!!

    • http://www.cafepress.com/ladycrim ladycrim

      I’m REALLY hoping it’s because they think she’s trying to be satirical.

  • Christina Wolfe

    I want her to be a troll, I do. But some people really DO think this way. They missed the whole point of what feminism is. It’s awful. Crazies. The Crazies are everywhere.

  • Ginny

    I think I need to be detained whenever I read Mommyish articles. I feel the need to go and give people a good whooping.

  • DatNanny

    I think this is real, I’ve come across these types before, and it definitely scares me.

    …but I voted for the placenta.

  • BubbleyToes

    I originally thought her point was going to be breastfeeding boys is a sexual thing, etc. I was wrong and her real point is so much weirder and worse. I think she is most def a trolly-troll, but if she is not, I truly hope she never has a boy because she will raise him to think he is awful and that’s just not fair.

  • Courtney Lynn

    Troll. All about the shock value. And my hubby is circ’ed. Pretty sure there is no loss of pleasure. Two kids back to back, folks.

  • Annie

    I kinda think this might be an elaborate anti-circumcision troll.

  • Mae Blackwood

    This is more than likely a troll, but after a good amount of time on tumblr and seeing some of the feminist blogs there. . . She could totally be legit.

    Although, this does seem calm compared to some of the hate around there.

  • Ken Miller

    I dont think its a troll. I have seen women write about how all males must be exterminated and o,n ly 10% be left and then president of a powerful feminist association backed her up

  • A father

    This woman is COMPLETELY Psychotic . CPS should begin their investigation on her IMMEDIATELY