20 Adorably Funny Baby Onesies That Aren’t Stupid

You don’t necessarily need to be a parent to know that a lot “clever” baby onesies are actually Grade A stupid. Aside from the expected cracks about hot my mommy or daddy is or how much “I love boobies,” a lot of “funny” baby onesies just come across crass and snotty. Even if you can keep away from the raunchy humor, then you’re usually looking at racks and racks of crap like this:

diva baby onesie


(photo: Teedious.com)

Meh, no thanks. There’s a world of better “clever” baby onesies out there to choose from. You officially no longer have an excuse for your lame baby shower gift.

1. Whoa, you made a baby

holy cow baby onesie

(photo: VicariousClothing)

2. For twins!

clones are people two onesie

(photo: VicariousClothing)

3. For even twinsier twins

salt and pepper onesies

(photo:  BambinaMia)

4. And again

bread and butter onesie(photo:  BambinaMia)

5. And one more time

milk and cookies onesie(photo:  BambinaMia)

6. For the “accident” baby

oops oneise

(photo: Tickled!)

7. Sunday Best

tie onesie

(photo: joeyandaleethea)

8. Poop Status

diaper loading onesie

(photo:  Individually Warped)

9. Throwback to Jurassic Park



(photo: cafepress.com)

10. iPod baby

ipood onesie(photo: etsy.com)

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  • Paul White

    I had the diaper loading one on our registry thingy for the baby shower; sadly no one got it and now he’s too big *sigh*

    • Koa_Beck

      That is so disappointing.

    • Paul White

      Ik ept meaning to order it but well, new baby in house, lots of chaos, missed work, etc

  • http://www.twitter.com/ohladyjayne allisonjayne

    I got a cute one for a friend that said “my mom’s tattoos are better than your mom’s tattoos”. It was appropriate (my friend has awesome tattoos).

  • Music Mamma

    I saw one that said “You’re Old”. It makes me giggle just thinking about it.

  • Blahblah

    I think I need the ‘Oops’ one

  • Rachel Sea

    Just saw one that said “Made with Love (and Science)” which is swell however your kid was conceived.

  • Shelly Lloyd

    These make me want to have another baby!!!!

    I saw one a few years ago that said, “Daddy’s tax write off”

  • Emmali Lucia

    Baby’s first beard is just freakishly adorable.

  • Sundaydrive00

    I see I’m in the minority for not liking these kinds of onesies. The only cute ones were the Holy Cow, Jurassic park, and the twin ones. Although you missed the Thing 1 and Thing 2 twin outfits.

    • Meg

      You aren’t the only one. I really don’t like any diaper/poo related ones.

    • Redwood

      Honestly, I hate them all. But I also hate all t shirts with slogans on them.

    • Redwood

      Actually, I revise that – Thing 1 and Thing 2 would be OK.

  • Darren Cinque

    I’m a singer/song-writer and everytime my 3 year old sees my video on Youtube, he sings out “Gotye – somebody I used to know”……It’s so frustrating, my child doesn’t recognise me. I don’t think I look like Gotye, do I?


  • liz

    A friend got my son a onsie that said “zombie snack”.

  • Tinyfaeri

    ThinkGeek.com had the best one a year or two ago: Soylent Green is Me.

    • Gangle


  • Jayess
    • Jayess

      posted too soon! Anyways: another excellent onesie.

  • hifihigh

    Ehhh. These are OK, but definitely ixnay on any reference to defecation…. What you really have to do is make your own. My sister got a onesie made for my daughter that says “Get thee to a nunnery.” I also enjoy her Mudblood onesie as well, considering I’m American and her dad is Canadian.

  • Amanda

    On it’s way to me in the mail is pink one that says ‘I’m not a princess, I’m a Khaleesi!’ :)

  • Hutch

    I almost bought the shits and giggles one – because it’s just awesome.

  • ZbornakSyndrome

    I kind of want to have a baby just to get the Jurassic Park one, the others…I guess I just don’t get what’s so funny about a baby pooping all the time. My rule of thumb: If I wouldn’t put it on my incontinent grandma, why would I put it on my progeny?

  • dagny2428

    For any top gear fans out there, both my daughter and son had onesies that said “i am the stig”

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